Colleener
@colleener.bsky.social
Mostly off-line.
Mostly playing the accordion.
Mostly playing the accordion.
I returned the phone call right away and now I don't have a little notification on my phone and a post-it note on my monitor and an RETURN VET PHONE CALL written in my agenda.
Weird.
Weird.
August 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I returned the phone call right away and now I don't have a little notification on my phone and a post-it note on my monitor and an RETURN VET PHONE CALL written in my agenda.
Weird.
Weird.
I have delicate hands for a tall-ish fat woman (my wedding band is a size 5.25US) and the resident endocrinologist I saw commented that I have sausage fingers.
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I have delicate hands for a tall-ish fat woman (my wedding band is a size 5.25US) and the resident endocrinologist I saw commented that I have sausage fingers.
Mohza
Mohzalator
Mohz
Rat-Faced Moe
Mohz-Mohz
The Old Lady
My Satellite
Mohzalator
Mohz
Rat-Faced Moe
Mohz-Mohz
The Old Lady
My Satellite
June 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Mohza
Mohzalator
Mohz
Rat-Faced Moe
Mohz-Mohz
The Old Lady
My Satellite
Mohzalator
Mohz
Rat-Faced Moe
Mohz-Mohz
The Old Lady
My Satellite
I am the worst stepmother because I *checks notes* had my freshman check an index in a book rather than google the answer AND have suggested drawing a diagram in order to compare and contrast two topics.
April 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I am the worst stepmother because I *checks notes* had my freshman check an index in a book rather than google the answer AND have suggested drawing a diagram in order to compare and contrast two topics.
March 27, 2026 at 5:49 PM
WELL
just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life.
just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life.
March 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
WELL
just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life.
just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life.
March 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
ban the word "yummy"
February 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
ban the word "yummy"
I'm cooking red beans and rice in the church kitchen for the Mardi Gras dinner tonight and I just heard a parishioner wander into the building and exclaim,
"Ah! That smells so good!"
No one has any idea I'm here.
"Ah! That smells so good!"
No one has any idea I'm here.
February 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm cooking red beans and rice in the church kitchen for the Mardi Gras dinner tonight and I just heard a parishioner wander into the building and exclaim,
"Ah! That smells so good!"
No one has any idea I'm here.
"Ah! That smells so good!"
No one has any idea I'm here.
Sometimes you just need to stitch a silly goose guy.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Sometimes you just need to stitch a silly goose guy.
In the land of Screen, the soul cries out to create that which is tangible and sometimes that means getting hyped about using a drill.
Well done.
Well done.
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
Bored with my DIY hopelessness, I’ve decided it’s time I learned some basics, writes Adrian Charles
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
In the land of Screen, the soul cries out to create that which is tangible and sometimes that means getting hyped about using a drill.
Well done.
Well done.
Ladies and gentlemen with nose rings, do NOT use the hankies with lace.
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Ladies and gentlemen with nose rings, do NOT use the hankies with lace.
The zipper merge is correct and attempting to merge or letting others merge too early isn’t thoughtful or efficient.
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The zipper merge is correct and attempting to merge or letting others merge too early isn’t thoughtful or efficient.
I go for weeks without thinking about Pedro The Lion and then How I Remember kicks me in the shin and runs away.
youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...
youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...
Pedro The Lion | Flew The Coop Session at Revival Audio
YouTube video by Flew The Coop Sessions
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I go for weeks without thinking about Pedro The Lion and then How I Remember kicks me in the shin and runs away.
youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...
youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...
Reposted by Colleener
Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next
I regret to inform you that the GLP-1 medications have so overhauled my taste buds that now all I want to eat is lentils and beans.
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I regret to inform you that the GLP-1 medications have so overhauled my taste buds that now all I want to eat is lentils and beans.
I with there was a pub or bar or evening coffee shop that I could go hang out at and listen to accordion music.
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I with there was a pub or bar or evening coffee shop that I could go hang out at and listen to accordion music.
Gonna revert to my libertarian upbringing real quick.
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Gonna revert to my libertarian upbringing real quick.
Reposted by Colleener
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
the St. Croix river
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
the St. Croix river
I am, once again, more impressed with the Roman pontiff than I am any Evangelical I was taught to admire growing up.
Delivering his first annual foreign policy speech, Pope Leo did not hold back in his criticism for the might-makes-right mentality of world leaders.
Pope Leo Slams ‘Zeal For War,’ Says US Must Respect Will Of Venezuelan People
Delivering his first annual foreign policy speech, Pope Leo did not hold back in his criticism for the might-makes-right mentality of world leaders.
www.forbes.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I am, once again, more impressed with the Roman pontiff than I am any Evangelical I was taught to admire growing up.
It’s my last day of holiday PTO and I’m fighting back by still being in bed at 11:26.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It’s my last day of holiday PTO and I’m fighting back by still being in bed at 11:26.
I’m moving away from Amazon as much as possible and am trying out Margins to track my 2026 reading. Here’s my link if friends want to connect. margins.app/u/53ec2bb96f...
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January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I’m moving away from Amazon as much as possible and am trying out Margins to track my 2026 reading. Here’s my link if friends want to connect. margins.app/u/53ec2bb96f...
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER