no :)

this triggered my HL7 nightmares

would

[pulls "stomp clap spotify streams aren't paying out anymore" lever]
[alarm sounds on US senate floor]
mitch mcconnell: :)

brake fluid flushes are really easy if you can get someone who has cute paws to help you because *a starlink satellite microwaves me*

man's living the dream

after a long day in the grocery mines

shit, i'm sorry doggo

this wasn't even the valet trash folks- they were still doing their first section by the time i got to the compactor

now that i suddenly have a lot of spare time and things that benefit from regular maintenance that i've learned about over the years it's dawned on me those regular maintenance tasks aren't explained well visually

saying "yeah" a fourth time to confuse and terrify chris brown stans

gauc'ing on it

putting all 4 chris brown stans in a convertible and putting the top up to terrify them

chris brown stans can't comprehend one way streets