Commodore Ahab
@commodoreahab.bsky.social
I’m really good at backing up a trailer.
I am a buyer on those Trump coins at $0.50 each. I figure that’s the going rate in a month or two.
September 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I am a buyer on those Trump coins at $0.50 each. I figure that’s the going rate in a month or two.
There must be something oddly satisfying about being the guy running lights for a band named “Lit”. I’ll know more about that after tomorrow.
September 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
There must be something oddly satisfying about being the guy running lights for a band named “Lit”. I’ll know more about that after tomorrow.
Can you imagine being EXCITED to vote for tom cotton??
August 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Can you imagine being EXCITED to vote for tom cotton??
I recorded a bunch of videos of my playing songs I wrote on my couch today. I fuck up a lot and some of them still need some work. That being said, are any actual humans on here who might be interested in seeing that? I got a murder ballad about ego death on shroom, love songs, party songs, etc
August 19, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I recorded a bunch of videos of my playing songs I wrote on my couch today. I fuck up a lot and some of them still need some work. That being said, are any actual humans on here who might be interested in seeing that? I got a murder ballad about ego death on shroom, love songs, party songs, etc
August 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“I am deeply saddened to hear of the loss of my longtime side piece Lindsey Graham. That bussy belongs to Jesus now.”
Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell
July 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
“I am deeply saddened to hear of the loss of my longtime side piece Lindsey Graham. That bussy belongs to Jesus now.”
Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell
Something tried to make me verify my age to use this app … it went away … I don’t love that
June 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Something tried to make me verify my age to use this app … it went away … I don’t love that
Thing is, I’m not sure he is quite done losing yet. He can and will lose more. Just watch. So much losing. You will get tired of all the losing.
So, now that Trump lost the war, can we get back to the Epstein files?
Let’s talk about that, shall we? 😎✨
Let’s talk about that, shall we? 😎✨
June 20, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Thing is, I’m not sure he is quite done losing yet. He can and will lose more. Just watch. So much losing. You will get tired of all the losing.
Just in case you are trying to find him …
May 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Just in case you are trying to find him …
*if he gets this 1.7 B to hand out to his minions. And that’s a big if. I guarantee he keeps it for himself. 100%
May 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
*if he gets this 1.7 B to hand out to his minions. And that’s a big if. I guarantee he keeps it for himself. 100%
I’m with you fellers
May 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I’m with you fellers
So he lost 3,000% of the money his dad gave him?
April 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
So he lost 3,000% of the money his dad gave him?
I’m not a spot op often. But lately, when on the comms in the catwalk, a buzz had taken over. I fixed that shit today. Thank me. I’m welcome.
April 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I’m not a spot op often. But lately, when on the comms in the catwalk, a buzz had taken over. I fixed that shit today. Thank me. I’m welcome.
Not that it matters … but there a strong chance that dRumpf is getting the answers to his cognitive tests ahead of time. And for that … zero accountability
April 15, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Not that it matters … but there a strong chance that dRumpf is getting the answers to his cognitive tests ahead of time. And for that … zero accountability
Sometimes I get paid to sit in a corner for 8 hours and do nothing. It is literally the job. Not often, but it happens. This is what that looks like …
April 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sometimes I get paid to sit in a corner for 8 hours and do nothing. It is literally the job. Not often, but it happens. This is what that looks like …
A reporter should ask why he is so orange. Make him answer for wearing makeup. It’s insane to me that no one has done that. We just let a guy paint himself orange everyday and we pretend it isn’t happening. What the hell is wrong with the media?
April 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
A reporter should ask why he is so orange. Make him answer for wearing makeup. It’s insane to me that no one has done that. We just let a guy paint himself orange everyday and we pretend it isn’t happening. What the hell is wrong with the media?
“Grab em by the pussy” should have been the end of this. Fuck people.
April 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“Grab em by the pussy” should have been the end of this. Fuck people.
How about this …
release the fuckin files, dude!
And happy Easter
release the fuckin files, dude!
And happy Easter
April 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
How about this …
release the fuckin files, dude!
And happy Easter
release the fuckin files, dude!
And happy Easter
Instead of asking maga “who won 2020” they should be asked “who got the most votes in 2020”. Focus them on trumps hilariously bogus popular vote victory claims.
March 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Instead of asking maga “who won 2020” they should be asked “who got the most votes in 2020”. Focus them on trumps hilariously bogus popular vote victory claims.
Mob city old school
Happy St Patrick’s day!
Let’s go back to 2006 and revisit the Crichton Leprechaun 🥴
Let’s go back to 2006 and revisit the Crichton Leprechaun 🥴
March 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Mob city old school
I found this very helpful.
Where we are now.
Iran War Update 2
Events from the last 24 hours
chadbourn.substack.com
March 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I found this very helpful.
How I arrived on Bluesky
March 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Reposted by Commodore Ahab
This statement by Marco Rubio is a thing of beauty. No notes. It can be taken exactly as is and dropped into Orwell's 1984. I believe the correct Homeric adjective for military reasoning like this is "Hell-kissed."
Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.
Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.
March 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This statement by Marco Rubio is a thing of beauty. No notes. It can be taken exactly as is and dropped into Orwell's 1984. I believe the correct Homeric adjective for military reasoning like this is "Hell-kissed."
Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.
Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.
The people who make those frozen microwave Asian dinners with rice should just sell little packages of the meat and sauce for people who have rice cookers. My rice is way better. Stop sending rice in the mail. I bet they already do. This post is pointless. You’re welcome.
March 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The people who make those frozen microwave Asian dinners with rice should just sell little packages of the meat and sauce for people who have rice cookers. My rice is way better. Stop sending rice in the mail. I bet they already do. This post is pointless. You’re welcome.
My band is about to start playing shows. Look for skinny Dennis coming to a marquee near you!
February 28, 2026 at 3:42 AM
My band is about to start playing shows. Look for skinny Dennis coming to a marquee near you!