Commodore Ahab
@commodoreahab.bsky.social
I’m really good at backing up a trailer.
I have worked with Tami a few times recently. She is so sweet.
September 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I have worked with Tami a few times recently. She is so sweet.
@diedrichbader.bsky.social is the epitome of a modern renaissance man.
August 24, 2026 at 5:11 AM
@diedrichbader.bsky.social is the epitome of a modern renaissance man.
This will not lower any beef cost in any way because he will also fuck up that part. Bold prediction, I know.
August 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
This will not lower any beef cost in any way because he will also fuck up that part. Bold prediction, I know.
Funny, but not necessary. He already poops himself.
July 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Funny, but not necessary. He already poops himself.
A tribute from a friend includes his fealty to a fake king. So fitting.
July 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
A tribute from a friend includes his fealty to a fake king. So fitting.
He should never even be nominated.
July 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
He should never even be nominated.
How creepy would be the least creepy that would still make you feel pretty? Hard needle to thread I suppose. May have crossed the line here before I even started the dm. lol.
June 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
How creepy would be the least creepy that would still make you feel pretty? Hard needle to thread I suppose. May have crossed the line here before I even started the dm. lol.
“We will fix it?”
Why the question mark? What a dullard.
Why the question mark? What a dullard.
June 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“We will fix it?”
Why the question mark? What a dullard.
Why the question mark? What a dullard.
You are gonna kill it!! Can’t wait to see how you knock it out!
June 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
You are gonna kill it!! Can’t wait to see how you knock it out!
I used to play at the speakeasy and jacks assay office in a town with a similar mascot. You are correct.
May 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I used to play at the speakeasy and jacks assay office in a town with a similar mascot. You are correct.
I think Naboo was the home of the treasury of the old republic, wasn’t it? Money is the root of all evil. Jar jar was just chasin that skrilla
May 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I think Naboo was the home of the treasury of the old republic, wasn’t it? Money is the root of all evil. Jar jar was just chasin that skrilla