cori
@corialias.bsky.social
queer, disabled, 37. I have cats. (she/they)
sobeys really has some audacity, gall, AND nerve to be leaving the two-day-old bread on the shelf next to today's fresh bread, and selling both for the same price
October 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
sobeys really has some audacity, gall, AND nerve to be leaving the two-day-old bread on the shelf next to today's fresh bread, and selling both for the same price
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The good men, the friends and lovers even, say to me later "well why didn't you just tell that creep off" as though I wouldn't be accused of starting shit, as though they'd stand up for me and not interrogate me to make the creep comfortable instead. Experience tells me most men will do the latter.
October 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The good men, the friends and lovers even, say to me later "well why didn't you just tell that creep off" as though I wouldn't be accused of starting shit, as though they'd stand up for me and not interrogate me to make the creep comfortable instead. Experience tells me most men will do the latter.
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with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
feels like there is a group of smart and well-intentioned people who long ago made up their minds that AI Is Bad, swore off using it, and now get all their info about AI from each other. not saying they're wrong that ai is bad! but i think they're gradually losing touch with what it is and does
I really wasn’t trying to start a fight with Prof. Bender but now that she has created a long thread subtweeting me and her disciples are all yelling at me, let me just say that this is the crux right here. She seems to respond as though I am describing something a priori impossible.
October 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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restorative justice is when nothing bad happens to the guy who did the crime but anyone who talks about how he did the crime gets yelled at
October 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
restorative justice is when nothing bad happens to the guy who did the crime but anyone who talks about how he did the crime gets yelled at
love to go to buckle my seat belt at the grocery store and realize my top two buttons are open and my bra is fully out. it's a plain bra that can fortunately pass for a cami, but jesus
September 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
love to go to buckle my seat belt at the grocery store and realize my top two buttons are open and my bra is fully out. it's a plain bra that can fortunately pass for a cami, but jesus
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this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
September 19, 2026 at 11:28 AM
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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it really does make you insane to have a brain capable of recognizing hypocrisy and yet knowing it absolutely does not matter because the people doing the hypocrisy don't care and nothing is real anymore
September 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
it really does make you insane to have a brain capable of recognizing hypocrisy and yet knowing it absolutely does not matter because the people doing the hypocrisy don't care and nothing is real anymore
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me when the UV index is 3
September 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
me when the UV index is 3
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My dude lost his job and will never be able to fly again, but at least this picture will follow him to his grave
American Airlines passenger duct-taped to seat after mid-air meltdown loses his job
American Airlines passenger duct-taped to seat after mid-air meltdown loses his job
Other passengers claimed Lundeen was using vulgar and bigoted language toward the flight crew
trib.al
September 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My dude lost his job and will never be able to fly again, but at least this picture will follow him to his grave
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I almost lost consciousness laughing at this
September 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I almost lost consciousness laughing at this
okay, I'll do it. I'll fight JD Vance's mom (and win)
my life has basically been one long Rocky training montage preparing me to handle the tactics of shitty white boomer women. put me in, coach
my life has basically been one long Rocky training montage preparing me to handle the tactics of shitty white boomer women. put me in, coach
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
Vice President JD Vance’s mother, Beverly Vance Aikins, said Wednesday that she would “probably punch” Democratic Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed if the two ever came face-to-face.
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dlvr.it
September 3, 2026 at 5:10 AM
okay, I'll do it. I'll fight JD Vance's mom (and win)
my life has basically been one long Rocky training montage preparing me to handle the tactics of shitty white boomer women. put me in, coach
my life has basically been one long Rocky training montage preparing me to handle the tactics of shitty white boomer women. put me in, coach
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did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
August 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
in Canada, there's a Canadian Tire at the end of every rainbow 🌈
August 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
in Canada, there's a Canadian Tire at the end of every rainbow 🌈
has anyone cracked the code on what the fuck he means?
I automatically treat misguided logic to be a weird puzzle, so when someone says something Strange I try to figure out what misconception(s) or kernel of truth it started from. but this? I've got nothing. what the fuck is he talking about
I automatically treat misguided logic to be a weird puzzle, so when someone says something Strange I try to figure out what misconception(s) or kernel of truth it started from. but this? I've got nothing. what the fuck is he talking about
August 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
has anyone cracked the code on what the fuck he means?
I automatically treat misguided logic to be a weird puzzle, so when someone says something Strange I try to figure out what misconception(s) or kernel of truth it started from. but this? I've got nothing. what the fuck is he talking about
I automatically treat misguided logic to be a weird puzzle, so when someone says something Strange I try to figure out what misconception(s) or kernel of truth it started from. but this? I've got nothing. what the fuck is he talking about
oh hey guys this is Stanley. he is one year old, he's very orange, and he has a little moustache
July 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
oh hey guys this is Stanley. he is one year old, he's very orange, and he has a little moustache
I feel vaguely insulted every time an app makes me use an abcd keyboard instead of qwerty. who is that for.
July 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I feel vaguely insulted every time an app makes me use an abcd keyboard instead of qwerty. who is that for.
we're getting 1 to 3 wasps or hornets or whatever in the house per day. they seem to have a nest very close. I don't want to poison the yard, but can someone like reassure me that they'll calm down after late spring or something? lol
May 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
we're getting 1 to 3 wasps or hornets or whatever in the house per day. they seem to have a nest very close. I don't want to poison the yard, but can someone like reassure me that they'll calm down after late spring or something? lol
this got reposted on reddit without credit and when darmok commented to say hr made it, people got mad lmao
May 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
this got reposted on reddit without credit and when darmok commented to say hr made it, people got mad lmao
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no i'm not bc i don't use that shit. skill issue
You’re about to feel the AI money squeeze
You’re about to feel the AI money squeeze
The AI monetization cliff approaches.
buff.ly
April 23, 2026 at 2:25 PM
no i'm not bc i don't use that shit. skill issue
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He has like 4 million views rn
April 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
He has like 4 million views rn
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To all who celebrate
April 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
To all who celebrate
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You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.
April 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.
finally ordered proper uv protection gloves so I don't sprout skin Things this sunny season
April 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
finally ordered proper uv protection gloves so I don't sprout skin Things this sunny season
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Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
April 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
she's got an evil big ass and a heart of gold
March 28, 2026 at 9:00 AM
she's got an evil big ass and a heart of gold