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Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry
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August 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Pretty fucking miffed at work people expect me, a human, to read their A1 generated garbage work product. It is trash (and obvious).
July 28, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Why cant i block these arseholes from Kayo sending me marketing text msgs?
July 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Always fun when Australia gets swept up in two-to-three year old marketing hype.
July 17, 2026 at 3:57 AM
deadline.com/2026/07/soci...

Mark Zuckerberg And Meta Deride “Headline-Seeking” Damages Sought By State AGs In Social Media Safety Suit: “Untethered From Reality”

Suck it Zuck, you alien life form motherfucker!
July 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Non representative representatives!
Well worth a watch.
youtu.be/rl7t50lQlr0?...
Are politicians obsolete? | Hélène Landemore interview
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE
youtu.be
June 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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Dump this awful fucking bill @australianlabor.bsky.social.
#NDIS #auspol
June 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Estella, come with me, out into the sunlight.
May 23, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Aim harder!
April 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Don't have time to do this properly
#NDIS #auspol
April 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Is it Donald Trump under that MyPillow?
April 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Here's a picture of me looking like a nurse. 😶
April 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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I think the Chaser nails it

bsky.app/profile/chas...
"When I said the Pope is weak on crime, I meant it as a compliment" said Trump chaser.com.au/world/trump-...
April 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Fuck living next to a angle grinder repair shop.
April 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Amelie (2001)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
The Year My Voice Broke (1987)
Eat Drink Man Woman (1994)
The French Connection (1971)
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Like Water for Chocolate (1992)
Jamon Jamon (1992)
Do The Right Thing (1989)
True Grit (2010)
April 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
April 9, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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This is hilarious! 🤣

"Someone draft a statement calling this 'Biden's War'" 🤣
April 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Amazing!
Strength matters. Send patriots Uday and Qusay to Kharg Island!
March 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Tim Apple supports Trump.
March 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Bill Shorten = Opportunity lost.
March 27, 2026 at 5:53 AM
How's that massive ute going there champ?
March 27, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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The government knows exactly how much fuel we have. You’re just not allowed to see it.

open.substack.com/pub/theconce...

#auspol
30 Days of Fuel Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means
How the Government Counts It
open.substack.com
March 26, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I have a 16 point plan.
March 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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March 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM