The Port Beach Mangler
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Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry
What better way to soften the landing for when he eventually gets turfed out of government.
September 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM
What better way to soften the landing for when he eventually gets turfed out of government.
Agriculture, done, finished.
September 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Agriculture, done, finished.
Couldn't find her arse with three grabs.
September 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Couldn't find her arse with three grabs.
Fnk....tick!
September 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Fnk....tick!
The Nixon pardon is the genesis for todays maleficence in high office.
September 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The Nixon pardon is the genesis for todays maleficence in high office.
What kind of fantasy bucks will he use??
September 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
What kind of fantasy bucks will he use??
Thank fuk ours cancelled because of IT issues.
September 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Thank fuk ours cancelled because of IT issues.
100p. We know.
September 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
100p. We know.
Crystal ball says he dumps PHON within six months.
August 31, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Crystal ball says he dumps PHON within six months.
Parachuted in and lives NOR.
August 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Parachuted in and lives NOR.
Bangkok......right.
August 27, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Bangkok......right.
lucky it's not consequence free.
August 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
lucky it's not consequence free.
I think they call this wanting to have your cake and eat it too.
August 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I think they call this wanting to have your cake and eat it too.
Laziest local member ever.
August 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Laziest local member ever.
Government is deep into the consolidation phase, checks and balances now routinely discarded. It needs a a hard reset.
August 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Government is deep into the consolidation phase, checks and balances now routinely discarded. It needs a a hard reset.
Rise of the idiocracy.
August 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Rise of the idiocracy.
Screw worm, hmmm? if only there was a system to monitor and control them....oh well.
August 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Screw worm, hmmm? if only there was a system to monitor and control them....oh well.
at least the American's will be less likely to get ill from beef for 90 days.
August 22, 2026 at 11:02 AM
at least the American's will be less likely to get ill from beef for 90 days.
Like candy from a fucking idiot.
August 22, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Like candy from a fucking idiot.
Couldn't happen to nicer monopolist.
Down Fkn down bitches!
Down Fkn down bitches!
August 22, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Couldn't happen to nicer monopolist.
Down Fkn down bitches!
Down Fkn down bitches!
V disappointed they didn't light up the the house, sky and bystanders.
August 20, 2026 at 11:20 AM
V disappointed they didn't light up the the house, sky and bystanders.
Cut that Redtape!
August 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Cut that Redtape!
Abolish defined benefit pensions.
August 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Abolish defined benefit pensions.
Do Americans realise that a shitload of online sales sites have US and rest of the world prices, guess who pays more?
August 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Do Americans realise that a shitload of online sales sites have US and rest of the world prices, guess who pays more?