I have a weird mix of that and the polar opposite. "I'm leaving in a week, I can't cook anything there's no time", but also "I'm leaving in 3 days, now is a GREAT time to start a save in this new Minecraft modpack I found"

It's really scary what the body can do sometimes :( glad you're alright, that sounds horrid

"we're going shopping later" cool. does that mean I'm going too or can i make plans?

Alternatively, the Captain and his intern Alan as the Greg and Alex of the new Taskmaster: Extraplanetary Edition

It's too late now. Next they'll be bringing you on panel shows, then pantomime...

I love Almaty, but flying into Vancouver is always beautiful
Ignore the weird Dreamliner window tint colour grading

This post brought to you by 17 hours of flying and around the same in airport time

"I want to put McDonald's out of business; I need to make my own burger! I'll buy ten big macs and remix them into one new burger and throw out all the excess! A perfect plan."

Except somehow the new burger also barely works

I sincerely don't understand fashion, cause from between about March and October I can't wear anything more than a t-shirt

every now and then i have little moments of clarity where I'm a complete emotional wreck (i almost cried just seeing people hanging out and laughing, just something about deeply human moments in such a foreign place is weirdly reassuring)

I'm not above the odd cat compilation, but the second I hear a voice I'm clicking off, and if the voice happens to be AI then I set fire to my computer. It's not great but drastic times and all