Cousin B
@cousinb.bsky.social
stage name/pseudonym for Brian Ascenzo
Musician, producer, audio engineer, editor, writer, poet and former goalie.
Music on spotify, apple music etc,
Writings at
https://cousinb.substack.com/
Sorry, no WhatsApp.
Musician, producer, audio engineer, editor, writer, poet and former goalie.
Music on spotify, apple music etc,
Writings at
https://cousinb.substack.com/
Sorry, no WhatsApp.
i talked with him this morning for about twenty minutes. He says Elvis says hi.
September 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i talked with him this morning for about twenty minutes. He says Elvis says hi.
He Likes It! Hey, Mikey!
SSSSHHHH! It’s A Secret!
cousinb.substack.com
September 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
So, he doesn't have to answer for that but El-Sayed needs to explain knowing Piker?
September 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
So, he doesn't have to answer for that but El-Sayed needs to explain knowing Piker?
Can't these people do anything but lie through their teeth? Sorry, rhetorical.
September 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Can't these people do anything but lie through their teeth? Sorry, rhetorical.
First they were a drain because they get money. Now, they have to go because they spend too much? Randy has to stop buying gummies at roadside stands.
September 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
First they were a drain because they get money. Now, they have to go because they spend too much? Randy has to stop buying gummies at roadside stands.
They can be split up into thirds like the senate elections, synced to the nationals, so, the majority could never change all at once in a single vote. Every 3rd one, the Chief Justice would be up and voted by everyone like the president.
September 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They can be split up into thirds like the senate elections, synced to the nationals, so, the majority could never change all at once in a single vote. Every 3rd one, the Chief Justice would be up and voted by everyone like the president.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Marxism Schmarxism
Oh, No, Not This Shit Again!
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September 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Well, they have to see Putin first to get their marching orders.
September 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Well, they have to see Putin first to get their marching orders.
Which is precisely why they are doing it.
September 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Which is precisely why they are doing it.
I took a swipe at him last September.
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He Likes It! Hey, Mikey!
SSSSHHHH! It’s A Secret!
cousinb.substack.com
August 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I took a swipe at him last September.
cousinb.substack.com/p/he-likes-i...
cousinb.substack.com/p/he-likes-i...
Disney doesn't take EBT cards at all. Neither do tattoo parlors. Banning things that don't exist.
August 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Disney doesn't take EBT cards at all. Neither do tattoo parlors. Banning things that don't exist.
The last Republican president to not leave Democrats with a big mess was probably Eisenhower.
August 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The last Republican president to not leave Democrats with a big mess was probably Eisenhower.
Dems and independents have been saying it the whole time it's been happening. Nobody asks Republicans 'what about that?'
August 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dems and independents have been saying it the whole time it's been happening. Nobody asks Republicans 'what about that?'
'kinda' don't enter into it. It's incredibly pathetic.
August 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
'kinda' don't enter into it. It's incredibly pathetic.
That's what Geralissimo Franco told me. He's still dead, too.
August 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
That's what Geralissimo Franco told me. He's still dead, too.
Seeing as they've pardoned dozens of million$+ fraudsters and cut services for kids, I think we all know which one he picks.
August 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Seeing as they've pardoned dozens of million$+ fraudsters and cut services for kids, I think we all know which one he picks.
You can bet that everything he told Kushner will come out somewhere warped into a scandal or talking point.
August 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
You can bet that everything he told Kushner will come out somewhere warped into a scandal or talking point.
And an 'every opportunity' liar.
August 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
And an 'every opportunity' liar.
We're starting to do that in California with Project Nexus in the Central Valley.
August 21, 2026 at 11:04 PM
We're starting to do that in California with Project Nexus in the Central Valley.