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Carly Putnam 🦖
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“this short hair quiet slightly angry woman from the middle of the country with a don’t mess with me attitude.” Herds cats at OK Policy. Opinions are mine.
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Screencap reads: “I understand things get more intellectually demanding at an Ivy League university: What if you’re at a fraternity? What if your friends are involved? What if you find out through Snapchat? What if helping would make things socially awkward? My son has not yet encountered these advanced ethical problems. “He does know how to use a phone.”
October 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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October 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Black background contains the emblem of a satirical political party. A leopard’s head faces left on a striking round red background, with the words “the leopards eating people’s faces party” at the top, then in larger letters “proud member,” and in small font below that, “It’s not like they’re going to eat MY face”
August 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Diefenbaker, obviously
Promotional photo from the 90s show due South. On the left is Paul Gross as a clean-cut Mountie. He has his hands on the shoulders of Diefenbaker, a Deaf husky-wolf hybrid (?) who reads lips
June 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Alternately
Image is a pixelated picture of Paul Ryan from circa 2017, with the following text in yellow: "What's the difference between our plan and Obamacare? Obamacare was 2000 pages long. Our plan is just 9 words: The Babadook is real, and he's your doctor now" - Paul Ryan
June 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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May 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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May 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Cmon @bookshop.org I talked you up to all my friends and now you won’t let me see like half my library because of a pop-up telling me to buy more books? (Click to see the message)
April 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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March 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Forgive me if this is old news but uh Gmail thinks that “snap” should be automatically followed by “fraud”

Which seems bad!
A cropped image of the Gmail inbox search bar. The word “snap” has been typed and the suggested “fraud” is in light grey text. The word “tab” in grey invites users to autocomplete the phrase “snap fraud.”
March 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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March 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Hmmmm
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Going into 2026 like
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I mean
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Hell yeah, favorite X-Files episode?
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
September 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Yeats said it first
June 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
June 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Every day that I don’t have this shirt either remains a heroic display of restraint or a tragedy
June 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM