Cramp Toe
@cramptoe.bsky.social
Leftist, weird nerd, line cook, in love, tired.
typical Dusty Rhodes promo the week after Flair beat him
October 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
typical Dusty Rhodes promo the week after Flair beat him
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accursed fiends beckoned him to leap down among them
October 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
accursed fiends beckoned him to leap down among them
Big Jon Moxley guy, personally.
October 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Big Jon Moxley guy, personally.
Lotta dudes aren't friends with their girlfriend. Like even in the case of decent relationships a lot of dudes are all in love but do not know what color of green she likes.
October 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Lotta dudes aren't friends with their girlfriend. Like even in the case of decent relationships a lot of dudes are all in love but do not know what color of green she likes.
Heinz 57 sounds like some kind of nazi weapon
October 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Heinz 57 sounds like some kind of nazi weapon
I'm probably not the only one in this boat or maybe very embarrassingly I am, but I did not know what down feathers were when I was a kid and thought "phoenix down" was sort of like a Black Hawk Down deal.
October 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I'm probably not the only one in this boat or maybe very embarrassingly I am, but I did not know what down feathers were when I was a kid and thought "phoenix down" was sort of like a Black Hawk Down deal.
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October 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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October 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Nothing less than an equivalent to the Stuttgart Declaration of Guilt for anyone who has ever generated one of those stupid ass fucking ai selfies
September 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Nothing less than an equivalent to the Stuttgart Declaration of Guilt for anyone who has ever generated one of those stupid ass fucking ai selfies
I will always love pro wrestling down to my socks and shoes but sometimes
being a wrestling fan is very painful.
being a wrestling fan is very painful.
September 28, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I will always love pro wrestling down to my socks and shoes but sometimes
being a wrestling fan is very painful.
being a wrestling fan is very painful.
What cooler name for a wrestling move could there be than the Black Arrow?
September 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
What cooler name for a wrestling move could there be than the Black Arrow?
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All due respect and a speedy recovery to Steven Borden, but in the words of Dusty Rhodes, "don't do shit you do not know how to do."
September 27, 2026 at 6:33 AM
All due respect and a speedy recovery to Steven Borden, but in the words of Dusty Rhodes, "don't do shit you do not know how to do."
If you play a wizard in D&D, always take burning hands. It doesn't seem that good but you will always need burning hands at some point.
September 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
If you play a wizard in D&D, always take burning hands. It doesn't seem that good but you will always need burning hands at some point.
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As time passes I am increasingly convinced that Johnny Knoxville waking up and asking “is Butterbean okay” is the peak of cinematic achievement
September 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
As time passes I am increasingly convinced that Johnny Knoxville waking up and asking “is Butterbean okay” is the peak of cinematic achievement
Allow me to help you understand Jon Moxley.
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Allow me to help you understand Jon Moxley.
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The Republican Party is chock full of open race scientists and Hitler apologists, so naturally our political press is laser focused on reckoning with “wokeness” and trans kids playing sports.
September 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The Republican Party is chock full of open race scientists and Hitler apologists, so naturally our political press is laser focused on reckoning with “wokeness” and trans kids playing sports.
Negotiating one's own strange life with a pet's. What a sincerely wonderful thing.
September 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Negotiating one's own strange life with a pet's. What a sincerely wonderful thing.
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Pirates were also pioneering proponents of workers comp and paid out shipmates for lost limbs, injuries etc from the common pool of stolen treasure
September 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Pirates were also pioneering proponents of workers comp and paid out shipmates for lost limbs, injuries etc from the common pool of stolen treasure
Yeah that's a wrestler for the ladies.
September 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Yeah that's a wrestler for the ladies.
Lotta kids who haven't seen Homicide and Julius Smokes come out to that Beanie Siegel song and pour Drano down Colt Cabana's throat with big opinions about wrestling.
September 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Lotta kids who haven't seen Homicide and Julius Smokes come out to that Beanie Siegel song and pour Drano down Colt Cabana's throat with big opinions about wrestling.