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The best part is that before today, I had no idea who Eric Schmitt was, what an introduction!
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The best part is that before today, I had no idea who Eric Schmitt was, what an introduction!
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Michael Tracey has been publicly smearing and attacking Epstein victims
Tara Palmeri asks him: “Are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims?”
He then fakes audio issues and claims he can’t hear her question
Tara Palmeri asks him: “Are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims?”
He then fakes audio issues and claims he can’t hear her question
September 29, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons
September 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons
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I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone
Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA
September 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone
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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
September 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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i think about this post all the time. you might too
September 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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normalize calling them “InCelicas”
September 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
normalize calling them “InCelicas”
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If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
September 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
September 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS
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You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
September 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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this entire presidency in one image
September 23, 2026 at 1:01 PM
this entire presidency in one image
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Why is this so FUNNY
September 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Why is this so FUNNY
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i need to know what happened
September 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
i need to know what happened
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skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
September 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
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Go Birds 🦅
September 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Go Birds 🦅
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this is no different to me than anti vaxxers asking their energy crystals what beef tallow is healthiest
So you're saying that Christians should abandon all forms of evangelism, which to us usually means allowing people to go to Hell for all eternity, a fate worse than death? I hate how it's often practiced, but to me a complete absence of evangelism is unkindness in the highest order.
September 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
this is no different to me than anti vaxxers asking their energy crystals what beef tallow is healthiest
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I'm donating 100% of all jumbo Draw Program pin proceeds to my kids CPS school.
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September 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I'm donating 100% of all jumbo Draw Program pin proceeds to my kids CPS school.
www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...
www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...
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"We're tired of being called racist for being super fucking racist" is, in fact, an accurate representation of conservative thinking. They want all their ugly instincts & prejudices but they don't want any social disapprobation for them.
JD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"
September 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"We're tired of being called racist for being super fucking racist" is, in fact, an accurate representation of conservative thinking. They want all their ugly instincts & prejudices but they don't want any social disapprobation for them.