jay 🌿
@crisisincarnate.bsky.social
too young to be a myspace millennial, too old to be an ipad baby
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jay 🌿
@crisisincarnate.bsky.social
· Nov 21
:^) out of context takes bluesky (rip to the twitter thread 💔 four beautiful years)
i said this on twt years back but i'm reiterating it here . if i am ever killed under suspicious circumstances and a true crime podcaster cuts themself off to talk abt some fuckass mobile game sponsor, i will revise my lifelong lack of belief in ghosts just to come back n haunt them
September 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i said this on twt years back but i'm reiterating it here . if i am ever killed under suspicious circumstances and a true crime podcaster cuts themself off to talk abt some fuckass mobile game sponsor, i will revise my lifelong lack of belief in ghosts just to come back n haunt them
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On the other hand, it does give me the opportunity to give them a bit of a signal boost.
If anyone feels inclined, they are on easyfundraising.org.uk - York Sharks Wheelchair Basketball Club. Lovely folks who deserve better treatment than this.
If anyone feels inclined, they are on easyfundraising.org.uk - York Sharks Wheelchair Basketball Club. Lovely folks who deserve better treatment than this.
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August 29, 2026 at 11:09 AM
On the other hand, it does give me the opportunity to give them a bit of a signal boost.
If anyone feels inclined, they are on easyfundraising.org.uk - York Sharks Wheelchair Basketball Club. Lovely folks who deserve better treatment than this.
If anyone feels inclined, they are on easyfundraising.org.uk - York Sharks Wheelchair Basketball Club. Lovely folks who deserve better treatment than this.
huge news for all the flagshaggers and roundabout painters: england flag bunting in b&m is down from £2 to 10p bc nocunt wants to buy it now football hasn't come home
July 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
huge news for all the flagshaggers and roundabout painters: england flag bunting in b&m is down from £2 to 10p bc nocunt wants to buy it now football hasn't come home
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If being trans and transitioning was bad then governments wouldn't have to go to extreme lengths to try and ban it
being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating
June 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
If being trans and transitioning was bad then governments wouldn't have to go to extreme lengths to try and ban it
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Not sure if sharing fundraising links is the done thing here, but my lovely friend Autumn is fundraising for a new wheelchair as theirs is unsafe and damaging their body - please donate/share ✨🧑🦽
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fundraiser...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fundraiser...
Fundraiser for new, safe wheelchair
I'm Autumn and I'm fundraising for a new wheelchair. I am a disabled student about to begin my third year of university.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
May 30, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Not sure if sharing fundraising links is the done thing here, but my lovely friend Autumn is fundraising for a new wheelchair as theirs is unsafe and damaging their body - please donate/share ✨🧑🦽
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fundraiser...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fundraiser...
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Does anyone know if Andy Burnham likes cats?
May 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Does anyone know if Andy Burnham likes cats?
really freaks me out that in some american accents 'don' and 'dawn' sound the same . that's just not right
May 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
really freaks me out that in some american accents 'don' and 'dawn' sound the same . that's just not right
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The Onion ass headline
May 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The Onion ass headline
this view cost 150 quid per person btw . and it would've been 262 per person to get tickets with a view of the stage . noah kahan ur on my shitlist actually
April 17, 2026 at 10:41 AM
this view cost 150 quid per person btw . and it would've been 262 per person to get tickets with a view of the stage . noah kahan ur on my shitlist actually
proclaimers on da pre-quiz playlist . i knew i could trust the host of this pub quiz with my life
April 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
proclaimers on da pre-quiz playlist . i knew i could trust the host of this pub quiz with my life
i've been tryna find a captioned stream of the pitt for Months for my hoh pal . it's now finally Finally available in the uk and the captions are completely out of sync . i Hate streaming services
March 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
i've been tryna find a captioned stream of the pitt for Months for my hoh pal . it's now finally Finally available in the uk and the captions are completely out of sync . i Hate streaming services
whatever that fuckass gracie abrams one is . idk the name but i can tell you i despise it
fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site
March 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
whatever that fuckass gracie abrams one is . idk the name but i can tell you i despise it
she just failed to recognise this song in the pub quiz btw . fake fan
"There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which, of late, I cannot help but fall."
What’s the best song lyric in history?
March 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
she just failed to recognise this song in the pub quiz btw . fake fan
having a history of extremely concerning mental illness is so embarrassing
March 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
having a history of extremely concerning mental illness is so embarrassing
itvx's live watching ui is not fit for purpose and it's currently at the top of my shitlist
March 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
itvx's live watching ui is not fit for purpose and it's currently at the top of my shitlist
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Almost like there was a once in a lifetime pandemic involving a virus with lifelong consequences a few years ago or something
Sharp rise in young Britons saying ill health is reason they are jobless, study finds
Sharp rise in young Britons saying ill health is reason they are jobless, study finds
Share of 16- to 24-year-old Neets who report a work-limiting condition up 70% in a decade, says thinktank
There has been a sharp rise in the number of jobless young people in the UK citing health problems as the reason they are not working, according to analysis.
The share of 16- to 24-year-olds not in education, employment or training – known as Neets – who reported a work-limiting condition has surged by 70% in a decade, a charity thinktank found. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
March 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Almost like there was a once in a lifetime pandemic involving a virus with lifelong consequences a few years ago or something
trying to decide whether to describe my diabolical first draft for this research proposal as 'word salad' or 'alphabet soup'
March 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
trying to decide whether to describe my diabolical first draft for this research proposal as 'word salad' or 'alphabet soup'
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It shouldn't.
March 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
It shouldn't.
just over four weeks into this contemporary lit module and this is the second (possibly third?) time this lecturer has said a new global crisis has developed . life's so fun
March 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
just over four weeks into this contemporary lit module and this is the second (possibly third?) time this lecturer has said a new global crisis has developed . life's so fun
i know "get off your high horse" is meant to be a bad thing but icl, i love my high horse. the view up here's lovely
February 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
i know "get off your high horse" is meant to be a bad thing but icl, i love my high horse. the view up here's lovely
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For lent this year I'm giving up napping. I shall still be sleeping, kipping and snoozing though.
February 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
For lent this year I'm giving up napping. I shall still be sleeping, kipping and snoozing though.
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The people of Gorton & Denton are not wrong…
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The people of Gorton & Denton are not wrong…
something very humbling about answering the door in my snoopy pyjamas and several-days-unwashed hair to a green party doorknocker when my mother (usual door-answerer) is out . doorknocking for the greens
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 AM
something very humbling about answering the door in my snoopy pyjamas and several-days-unwashed hair to a green party doorknocker when my mother (usual door-answerer) is out . doorknocking for the greens
on today's episode of Fun Disabled Student Things: pulled an all-nighter in the 24-hour library. now sitting outside at 6:30am in the freezing cold & rain waiting for my flatmate to walk over from the other side of campus bc the step-free access route isn't open outside of teaching hours 🤩
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 AM
on today's episode of Fun Disabled Student Things: pulled an all-nighter in the 24-hour library. now sitting outside at 6:30am in the freezing cold & rain waiting for my flatmate to walk over from the other side of campus bc the step-free access route isn't open outside of teaching hours 🤩
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775