Crispin
@crispycrispin.bsky.social
Idiot extraordinaire who nowadays is too busy picking locks and folding blank, square sheets of paper to come up with trash takes.
…or rather, not as often as before, anyway.
…or rather, not as often as before, anyway.
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The only SI that deserves my recognition and respect is the Système International d'unités.
Heart Locket Metric System Animation
Alt: Heart Locket Metric System Animation
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September 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The only SI that deserves my recognition and respect is the Système International d'unités.
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Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Any plans for Halloween? PERSON 2 with beret: Me and my friends are gonna check out a slab graveyard! (2) PERSON 1: What’s that? PERSON 2: When dense crust subducts, geologists think it might pile up at the bottom of the mantle. [illustration of Person 2’s related theory] (3) PERSON 2: We’re going to hide in the crust and ride it down to see. Wanna come? It’s gonna be spooky! (4) PERSON 1: Won’t that take millions of years? PERSON 2: Lots of time for ghost stories! PERSON 1: I think I’m good. PERSON 2: Too spooky? I understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigwl2q77jwcmcdvj6n4hvgfxrpkw5f5gzu2pzlofn3rawdh46vlmy)
September 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Wonder what Gary Spivey has to say about that
September 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Wonder what Gary Spivey has to say about that
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god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
September 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
youtube.com/watch?v=hkTg... remains the themesong of the year and shit ain’t showing no sign of changing
Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
YouTube video by Joseph Murray
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September 28, 2026 at 2:28 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=hkTg... remains the themesong of the year and shit ain’t showing no sign of changing
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guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
September 24, 2026 at 10:46 AM
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
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To be fair, it deeply upsets and frightens Bibi that a Muslim has reached the age of 34.
September 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
To be fair, it deeply upsets and frightens Bibi that a Muslim has reached the age of 34.
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Try to live the kind of life that will make war criminals hate you.
Netanyahu directly attacks Zohran Mamdani (and his wife) from the UNGA podium, calling him the "antisemitic mayor of New York City," parroting The Free Press's stories about Rama Duwaji, tying Mamdani to Hasan Piker, and claiming the mayor is "buddies" with Hamas.
September 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Try to live the kind of life that will make war criminals hate you.
Crispie and quoting quasi-obscure whitey raps, a perfect match.
September 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Crispie and quoting quasi-obscure whitey raps, a perfect match.
Queen Mary Midas, if gold is a rose-colored virus
Alive in the vilest environments around
Alive in the vilest environments around
Name a quote from a hip-hop track.
September 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Queen Mary Midas, if gold is a rose-colored virus
Alive in the vilest environments around
Alive in the vilest environments around
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calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
September 21, 2026 at 11:19 AM
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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FROM: Secretary of War
SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately
- No hair on the shaft or balls
- Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length
- When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb
- At least one visible vein
SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately
- No hair on the shaft or balls
- Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length
- When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb
- At least one visible vein
September 21, 2026 at 12:21 PM
FROM: Secretary of War
SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately
- No hair on the shaft or balls
- Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length
- When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb
- At least one visible vein
SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately
- No hair on the shaft or balls
- Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length
- When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb
- At least one visible vein
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Just like back in the day.
September 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Just like back in the day.
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LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
Got hit with the “So how do you know if the meds are working” brotherman my beardhairs look like a great-value™️ racoon’s tail lmao
September 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Got hit with the “So how do you know if the meds are working” brotherman my beardhairs look like a great-value™️ racoon’s tail lmao
This mornings mood: youtube.com/watch?v=DbGk...
CRAYON EATER - SH*T YOURSELF [OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO] (2026) SW EXCLUSIVE
YouTube video by SLAM WORLDWIDE
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September 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This mornings mood: youtube.com/watch?v=DbGk...
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September 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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gonna streisand effect all the way into canceling the entire tour huh
opener for most of ed sheeran’s shows in south america just now on IG:
September 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
gonna streisand effect all the way into canceling the entire tour huh
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Her views are bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
September 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Her views are bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Thought it was the cats that had a touch of the tism, not them dags.
September 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Thought it was the cats that had a touch of the tism, not them dags.