When people see squirrels, they think that they’re frolicking and playing. They are not. They are fighting for their damn lives.
September 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
When people see squirrels, they think that they’re frolicking and playing. They are not. They are fighting for their damn lives.
Jonas Brothers letter jacket
September 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Jonas Brothers letter jacket
Hardee’s has a new prime rib burger
September 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Hardee’s has a new prime rib burger
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john fetterman is simply an asshole. republicans like him because hes an asshole as that is the closest thing to an ideological cornerstone as exists in modern american republican politics
September 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
john fetterman is simply an asshole. republicans like him because hes an asshole as that is the closest thing to an ideological cornerstone as exists in modern american republican politics
I was downwind of a heavily perfumed hug and for a split second I felt the warmth of it
September 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I was downwind of a heavily perfumed hug and for a split second I felt the warmth of it
Flat-footed with diarrhea, I’m going to roll down this hill and come to rest at the bottom
August 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Flat-footed with diarrhea, I’m going to roll down this hill and come to rest at the bottom
Garfield…but with boobs
August 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Garfield…but with boobs
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"are you coming to work today?"
August 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"are you coming to work today?"
Practicing loading my Power Ray
August 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Practicing loading my Power Ray
Thinking of applying for a job at the Moon Factory
August 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Thinking of applying for a job at the Moon Factory
Hands-free booger evacuation
August 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Hands-free booger evacuation
Thinking about buying some SpaceX stock. How’s it doing?
July 28, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Thinking about buying some SpaceX stock. How’s it doing?
My life goal is to never get bitten by a flying insect
July 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My life goal is to never get bitten by a flying insect
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"Trans people require lifelong medical care"
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
July 24, 2026 at 11:20 AM
"Trans people require lifelong medical care"
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Nice try LerBon
July 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Nice try LerBon
Living life surrounded by beautiful women through the internet
July 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Living life surrounded by beautiful women through the internet
Pretty rad that the old guy in suspenders who got flipped by a bison pulled off a Christ Air in the process.
July 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Pretty rad that the old guy in suspenders who got flipped by a bison pulled off a Christ Air in the process.
Instead of flying as a superpower I would prefer to be able to swim through the ground
July 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Instead of flying as a superpower I would prefer to be able to swim through the ground
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What kind of animal
Needs to smoke a cigarette?
Grass in the pasture
Is sharper than a bayonette
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
Needs to smoke a cigarette?
Grass in the pasture
Is sharper than a bayonette
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
July 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
What kind of animal
Needs to smoke a cigarette?
Grass in the pasture
Is sharper than a bayonette
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
Needs to smoke a cigarette?
Grass in the pasture
Is sharper than a bayonette
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
If Donald Trump thinks he’s so smart I think he should take the ACT and share his results.
July 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
If Donald Trump thinks he’s so smart I think he should take the ACT and share his results.
Hitting refresh every 30 seconds during this LeBron Sweepstakes
July 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Hitting refresh every 30 seconds during this LeBron Sweepstakes
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Drawn up all my findings
And I warn you they are candid
And I warn you they are candid
June 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Drawn up all my findings
And I warn you they are candid
And I warn you they are candid
I think I could get Wemby to fall for one of my pump fakes
June 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I think I could get Wemby to fall for one of my pump fakes