Aksijaha
@crystalstardomain.bsky.social
A friendly visitor from a restless planet. Mainly just here to watch and talk to a few people.
🟡⚪️🟣⚫️ They/them, AMAB trans/nonbinary 🏳️⚧️
🟡⚪️🟣⚫️ They/them, AMAB trans/nonbinary 🏳️⚧️
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"what about trance?????" imagine a perfect set of breasts
the difference between house and techno is that house has a 6" uncircumcised dick and techno has a neovagina with prehensile pussy walls
October 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"what about trance?????" imagine a perfect set of breasts
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smug buddha on anthropeum today
October 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
smug buddha on anthropeum today
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This is very cool. Explanation in ALT text!
October 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
This is very cool. Explanation in ALT text!
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All sports should be gender-integrated and separated by the relevant metric to create classes ie weight classes for boxing/wrestling. For instance men's gymnastics and women's should be separated by the skillset used not gender--which generally maps to gender but there's no reason to force it to
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
All sports should be gender-integrated and separated by the relevant metric to create classes ie weight classes for boxing/wrestling. For instance men's gymnastics and women's should be separated by the skillset used not gender--which generally maps to gender but there's no reason to force it to
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Wishing you and yours an absolutely amazing Indigenous People’s Day. 🪶✊🏾✨
October 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Wishing you and yours an absolutely amazing Indigenous People’s Day. 🪶✊🏾✨
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Ruin a book by adding a word
James and the Giant Peach Plug
James and the Giant Peach Plug
Ruin a book by adding a word
VH1's 1984
VH1's 1984
Ruin a book by adding a word
Centrist Lucifer’s Hammer
Centrist Lucifer’s Hammer
October 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ruin a book by adding a word
James and the Giant Peach Plug
James and the Giant Peach Plug
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Being neurodivergent is avoiding the bad spoon in the cutlery drawer until there's no other option.
July 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Being neurodivergent is avoiding the bad spoon in the cutlery drawer until there's no other option.
Greedy, corrupt cheater that he is, you gotta wonder if Sebulba ever felt any guilt for not taking out Anakin as a child, once it was revealed to the galaxy who that child became.
October 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Greedy, corrupt cheater that he is, you gotta wonder if Sebulba ever felt any guilt for not taking out Anakin as a child, once it was revealed to the galaxy who that child became.
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you can drive yourself crazy with too much introspection. can’t spend more time analyzing your life than living it
October 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
you can drive yourself crazy with too much introspection. can’t spend more time analyzing your life than living it
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Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
October 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
I don't have the firmest position on police and prison abolition, but I've seen some people on this site saying that they're bad ideas because after we abolish police and prisons, we'd (supposedly) end up recreating them from first principles.
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
October 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I don't have the firmest position on police and prison abolition, but I've seen some people on this site saying that they're bad ideas because after we abolish police and prisons, we'd (supposedly) end up recreating them from first principles.
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
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[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
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"it is what it is" but must it be?
October 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"it is what it is" but must it be?
Did anyone transition because they felt something in their chest when they saw pretty girls being pretty and happy?
Surely no one had that shallow a reason to change their lives that drastically, right?
Surely no one had that shallow a reason to change their lives that drastically, right?
October 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Did anyone transition because they felt something in their chest when they saw pretty girls being pretty and happy?
Surely no one had that shallow a reason to change their lives that drastically, right?
Surely no one had that shallow a reason to change their lives that drastically, right?
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
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my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
October 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
September 8, 2023 at 4:50 AM
TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
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Eminem Brisk Brain Implosion Energy Commercial
Parody of the 'Brain Implosion Energy Drink' videos by 'Flanger Moose' and 'QuO' on YouTube.
Parody of the 'Brain Implosion Energy Drink' videos by 'Flanger Moose' and 'QuO' on YouTube.
August 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Eminem Brisk Brain Implosion Energy Commercial
Parody of the 'Brain Implosion Energy Drink' videos by 'Flanger Moose' and 'QuO' on YouTube.
Parody of the 'Brain Implosion Energy Drink' videos by 'Flanger Moose' and 'QuO' on YouTube.
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pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
pants are just tops for your bottom
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pants are just tops for your bottom
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
when a cat tastes the device in a woman’s automobile that make its waste gasses less toxic and in so doing changes it into something new, call that a
kitty lick it convert her catalytic converter
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
when a cat tastes the device in a woman’s automobile that make its waste gasses less toxic and in so doing changes it into something new, call that a
kitty lick it convert her catalytic converter
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
one of the worst things humans ever invented is waking up while it’s still dark outside
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
one of the worst things humans ever invented is waking up while it’s still dark outside
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
September 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:
pants are just tops for your bottom
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pants are just tops for your bottom
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
Music for Moonbases is a lovely little trip from @patriciataxxon.bsky.social. Like a space-themed Rainbow Road sequel, with a healthy dash of lunar hip hop (seriously; that was probs the funnest track I've heard out of her since pre-TECHDOG). Well done! #aeiou
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHY...
Patricia Taxxon - Music for Moonbases [Full Album]
YouTube video by Patricia Taxxon
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Music for Moonbases is a lovely little trip from @patriciataxxon.bsky.social. Like a space-themed Rainbow Road sequel, with a healthy dash of lunar hip hop (seriously; that was probs the funnest track I've heard out of her since pre-TECHDOG). Well done! #aeiou
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHY...