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Free Shinto till it’s backwards
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Domestic violence is typically wrong but… nvm
Ain’t love grand?
December 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏

The game's creator fires back:

"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
December 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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bodega was like ‘we don’t have bacon right now. we can substitute turkey bacon’ hey great how about if i’m dying later you substitute a syringe full of catshit for penicillin
December 11, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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This is so spot on. As a climate scientist and public intellectual, I see or experience these often
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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When yo girl finally falls asleep so you can watch cookinwithkya videos in peace
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Can’t sit by and let you disrespect my goat. Nigga a billionaire. Nigga got a whole batcave. Nigga can kill Superman. Kim possible be getting JUMPED by a radioactive thot and some ashy blue nigga.
Batman is literally Kim Possible with fancy car.
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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It's not the Robin Hood story folks wanted but attractive, well-heeled young guy who had back surgery, unrelenting pain to the point of impacting his mental health. He withdraws from his peeps, eventually goes to a dark place, and eventually takes it out on insurance CEO.

Still relatable.
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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JA SAYING HE’S NOT GONNA DUNK ANYMORE AND THEN CASUALLY DOING THIS.

HE KNOWS THAT THE GAME OF BASKETBALL NEEDS IT AND I THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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oh hey since we're talking about for-profit insurance companies for some reason, here's a cartoon from the year of our lord 2001
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Kash Patel apparently runs a "America First" clothing line.

"Tired of seeing your money go overseas?" reads a product page. "Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People t-shirt."

Shirt appears to be made on Next Level blanks ... which are made in Central America and Haiti.
December 3, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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Blue cheese be good af when a mf not in ya ear saying its mold 😒
December 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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instead of playbooks today’s nfl teams should be reading the holy bible
December 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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When she tell me she dont got a gag reflex

#blacksky
December 1, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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The 1/3 or so of the electorate who chose not to vote (they could be their own party) are just as responsible for what's coming as the people who voted for him.

Inaction was an action.
November 30, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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“Paul Atreides is the hero of DUNE, you just need to touch grass.”

Ok, I’ll make you a deal: you learn how to read, and I’ll go touch grass.
November 30, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Gotta love people who think Paul Atreides is the hero of DUNE.

Didn't you hear what Paul Atreides had to say about Paul Atreides in DUNE, motherfucker?
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Using pepper spray exclusively after the fight had already been broken up is peak cop
On-field footage of the Michigan/OSU brawl via umgoblog/X
November 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
It’s the same concept as racists loving rap, blues or any form of black art
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 30, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Once upon a time Black Friday was a real nigga. Idk who this is we looking at today
November 29, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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I rounded up the best Black Friday promotions related to menswear. The guide covers everything from affordable basics to specialized designer items, so there's hopefully something for everyone.

dieworkwear.com/2024/11/29/t...
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM