Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)
@cursed.monster
Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.
Okay, well, I think I found your first mistake
September 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Okay, well, I think I found your first mistake
![Twitter post by “Deor” (@Deor):
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.
[image of a bicycle with a propane canister strapped to the pannier rack]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreiaa6v6batmxl4o7e5gt7obwpujdnoprxglmpxfxmvfrjk6znhb2sm)
I am prepared
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I am prepared
I emitted an actual LOL and then had to explain the joke to my 6yo
September 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I emitted an actual LOL and then had to explain the joke to my 6yo
On second thought, maybe this is not the most dignified way to go
September 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
On second thought, maybe this is not the most dignified way to go
Also the same guy who has to watch all these cameras and hit the flush button
September 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Also the same guy who has to watch all these cameras and hit the flush button
Found a friend on the way out to the grill
September 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Found a friend on the way out to the grill
Well, except maybe these guys
September 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Well, except maybe these guys
I mean, it’s not THAT new
August 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I mean, it’s not THAT new
*sigh* si vis pacem, para bellum
August 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
*sigh* si vis pacem, para bellum
Next time you think your job sucks, just imagine being the guy who has to watch all these cameras all day and push the flush buttons on time
August 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Next time you think your job sucks, just imagine being the guy who has to watch all these cameras all day and push the flush buttons on time
![[picture of Daniel Craig]
Digital Spy UK: James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreid5hdnx7w4e2hhgte3gyehxhrrkxe5eo6gtw32woz2kurz3d7lowi)
![Post by “Graham Kirwin” (@grahamkirwin.b…):
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
[picture of the outside of a Home Depot]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreie2625mo2fxvpv6y2c5zydnyjwzq7jluwgsu55xr23lih4wtkeyte)
Remember when you’re making fun of me, this is who you’re making fun of
August 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Remember when you’re making fun of me, this is who you’re making fun of
