Jenn
cyclechicster.bsky.social
Jenn
@cyclechicster.bsky.social
Gooner • Some tweets in Spanish • Unapologetic feminist • Loud and Angry • LA native • Cat Lady • Lesbian • Nail girly • She's got a boca on her
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Piero Hincapié, the Arsenal get excited when we see you play we wanna see your sexy tushy more and more ‘cause we’ve never had a player from Ecuador
Nearly £1 billion in question and they're calling it a rules row. Ethical journalism is dead.
September 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Famously rich Arsenal that spent over a decade developing and selling players so they could pay off their stadium debt. Selling (or at times even losing out on free transfers) to the same financially doped cheats crying now.
Rats.

The rules were put in place to set in concrete the difference between the haves and the have nots. City had the effrontery to spend external money to break into the rich teams’ club. Rich teams like Arsenal can’t forgive that.
September 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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'Pep has spent his entire career standing next to scandal'
Al Jazeera did a lovely summary of the Manchester City cheating scandal.
September 29, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...

This is incredible.

£900m. Almost a billion that we know about, between 2010 and 2018 (if it stopped right there).

The scale of it is enormous.
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
www.premierleague.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I woke up early for this?
Embarrassed So Embarrassed
ALT: Embarrassed So Embarrassed
static.klipy.com
September 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Fucking yikes.
September 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
What’s going on with Brighton’s kits
September 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Better teams are going to watch the replay of this, copy the full court press, and score early off it.
September 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Embarrassing start
September 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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ICE activity has been picking up again in Chicago A LOT. If you were previously involved with ICE watch efforts, now is a good time to reengage.

I’m going to start wearing a whistle again.
September 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Who is commentating on CBS sports? They’re BORING
September 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Benny that was terrible. I know you’re RB but stillll
September 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Ask and you shall receive
Arsenal might need some luck or a set piece to break the deadlock.
September 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In English it’s called an overhead. That’s stupid. Call it a chilena like we do.
September 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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The Emirates Stadium serenades Morgan Rogers with chants of "you should have signed for a big club"
September 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
How are yall feeling about Konsa.
September 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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I fucking love Kai Havertz and I love how much he hates Chelsea
September 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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YOUR MOTHER IS OFFSIDE
September 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
These never go our way
September 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Oooooof Gabi
September 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It’s more fun when we are winning
September 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Abolish ICE is the absolute rock bottom bare minimum.
This morning in Danbury, ICE was arresting parents at school bus stops.

But it’s more sinister. ICE waited until the kids were on the bus so when they are dropped off at the end of the day, they are alone, scared to death they can’t find their parents.

I’m heading to Danbury.
August 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
WHY IS THE GAME NOT ON PEACOCK
August 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
9?! NINE?!??! How is he NIIIIIIIINE
Having a nine year old and wearing glasses is always having a bruise on the bridge of your nose.
August 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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What a fucking reverse pass Skelly
August 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM