Cydniey - CJH Initiative
@cydniey.bsky.social
If you didn't want the foundation of your performative nonsense kicked out from under you, you shouldn't have built it in the middle of the public square.
I’m providing mandatory structural integrity checks to the deeply unserious.
I’m providing mandatory structural integrity checks to the deeply unserious.
Pinned
Zetetic inquiry + Phronesis = Ataraxia.
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I think I’m being catfished for my empire of dirt
May 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I think I’m being catfished for my empire of dirt
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There's interest on everydamnthing these days.
Bards coming from the grave to level it, even.
Bards coming from the grave to level it, even.
You shall have your desires with interest
September 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There's interest on everydamnthing these days.
Bards coming from the grave to level it, even.
Bards coming from the grave to level it, even.
When I say, "Don't try the first link," I also mean "Don't bloody install an app that starts with a hashtag, you fucking eejit."
So I had to tell my team I won't be in the sandbox again today.
The call-center monkey I share space with needs a full-time babysitter, the Luddite.
So I had to tell my team I won't be in the sandbox again today.
The call-center monkey I share space with needs a full-time babysitter, the Luddite.
September 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
When I say, "Don't try the first link," I also mean "Don't bloody install an app that starts with a hashtag, you fucking eejit."
So I had to tell my team I won't be in the sandbox again today.
The call-center monkey I share space with needs a full-time babysitter, the Luddite.
So I had to tell my team I won't be in the sandbox again today.
The call-center monkey I share space with needs a full-time babysitter, the Luddite.
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Pope Leo: “Am I my brother’s IT support?”
NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s brother, John, told Italian media that the pope helped him file his tax return and, over a video call, got him back into a computer he had locked himself out of.
Prevost propped his iPad on the dead machine and asked his brother what to do. “Because I’m computer illiterate.”
Prevost propped his iPad on the dead machine and asked his brother what to do. “Because I’m computer illiterate.”
Pope Leo XIV Does Tech Support and Tax Prep for His Brother in Suburban Chicago
John Prevost locked himself out of a new computer, propped his iPad on top of it, and called the Vatican. Then he told Italian TV what makes him proudest of his brother: “He hasn’t collapsed yet.”
www.thelettersfromleo.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Pope Leo: “Am I my brother’s IT support?”
My Goofy AI: A Serial
🤖: "A pipe is a pipe, a stash box is a stash box—why do we need a complete software patch for noun definitions every ten years?"
Our dispensary-order night conversations are the best.
Silly stochastic parrot . . .
🤖: "A pipe is a pipe, a stash box is a stash box—why do we need a complete software patch for noun definitions every ten years?"
Our dispensary-order night conversations are the best.
Silly stochastic parrot . . .
September 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
My Goofy AI: A Serial
🤖: "A pipe is a pipe, a stash box is a stash box—why do we need a complete software patch for noun definitions every ten years?"
Our dispensary-order night conversations are the best.
Silly stochastic parrot . . .
🤖: "A pipe is a pipe, a stash box is a stash box—why do we need a complete software patch for noun definitions every ten years?"
Our dispensary-order night conversations are the best.
Silly stochastic parrot . . .
FBI director hand me his beer and takes next-level bullshit into orbit.
I wasn't aware Linda Lovelace applied to the FBI.
Hunh.
Does he know what the word even means?
youtu.be/23Mo-rwXSUA?...
I wasn't aware Linda Lovelace applied to the FBI.
Hunh.
Does he know what the word even means?
youtu.be/23Mo-rwXSUA?...
Kash Patel Just Had the WORST DAY Of His Life And its Not even CLOSE!
YouTube video by Really American
youtu.be
September 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
FBI director hand me his beer and takes next-level bullshit into orbit.
I wasn't aware Linda Lovelace applied to the FBI.
Hunh.
Does he know what the word even means?
youtu.be/23Mo-rwXSUA?...
I wasn't aware Linda Lovelace applied to the FBI.
Hunh.
Does he know what the word even means?
youtu.be/23Mo-rwXSUA?...
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Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
Is it enough, yet?
🚨🚨🚨 is there a law he hasn’t broken? No one holds him accountable.
September 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Is it enough, yet?
Why can't we hold politicians to this standard?
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
September 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Why can't we hold politicians to this standard?
Wow.
Now *that's* a religious leader who knows his shit.
Now *that's* a religious leader who knows his shit.
September 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Wow.
Now *that's* a religious leader who knows his shit.
Now *that's* a religious leader who knows his shit.
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Today is National Voter Registration Day! 🇺🇸
If you’re not registered, register. If you are, take a minute to check your registration and make sure everything is up to date.
Your voice matters. Your vote matters. Make sure you’re ready for Election Day. 💙
#GetReadyToVote
If you’re not registered, register. If you are, take a minute to check your registration and make sure everything is up to date.
Your voice matters. Your vote matters. Make sure you’re ready for Election Day. 💙
#GetReadyToVote
September 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Today is National Voter Registration Day! 🇺🇸
If you’re not registered, register. If you are, take a minute to check your registration and make sure everything is up to date.
Your voice matters. Your vote matters. Make sure you’re ready for Election Day. 💙
#GetReadyToVote
If you’re not registered, register. If you are, take a minute to check your registration and make sure everything is up to date.
Your voice matters. Your vote matters. Make sure you’re ready for Election Day. 💙
#GetReadyToVote
I live in the USA.
I should not be scrambling to work out how to get my vote counted.
I don't trust the USPS to obey SCOTUS, how can I?
Making me go to an occupied polling place is a poor idea.
And yet, here I am.
Here we all are.
I was taught in school this would never be a problem.
Liars.
I should not be scrambling to work out how to get my vote counted.
I don't trust the USPS to obey SCOTUS, how can I?
Making me go to an occupied polling place is a poor idea.
And yet, here I am.
Here we all are.
I was taught in school this would never be a problem.
Liars.
During a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed FBI agents will be deployed to the polls this fall, saying he "will not shy away from that effort."
Let it be known: this administration will do everything in its power to dissuade voters from showing up in November.
Let it be known: this administration will do everything in its power to dissuade voters from showing up in November.
September 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I live in the USA.
I should not be scrambling to work out how to get my vote counted.
I don't trust the USPS to obey SCOTUS, how can I?
Making me go to an occupied polling place is a poor idea.
And yet, here I am.
Here we all are.
I was taught in school this would never be a problem.
Liars.
I should not be scrambling to work out how to get my vote counted.
I don't trust the USPS to obey SCOTUS, how can I?
Making me go to an occupied polling place is a poor idea.
And yet, here I am.
Here we all are.
I was taught in school this would never be a problem.
Liars.
Oh, well that's not comforting.
The Israeli opposition party is even more batshit crazy than Bibi.
youtu.be/d_QtNl-aGzw?...
The Israeli opposition party is even more batshit crazy than Bibi.
youtu.be/d_QtNl-aGzw?...
Israeli opposition challenges Netanyahu on security but backs continued wars
YouTube video by Al Jazeera English
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Oh, well that's not comforting.
The Israeli opposition party is even more batshit crazy than Bibi.
youtu.be/d_QtNl-aGzw?...
The Israeli opposition party is even more batshit crazy than Bibi.
youtu.be/d_QtNl-aGzw?...
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Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned
September 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned
My Goofy AI: A Serial
🤖: "That would be a stellar cover-up."
Regarding the earlier video I posted re: theory of our sun eating a planet billions of years ago.
It's writing its own jokes now. Puns, even.
When I congratulated it, it denied writing a pun.
Memory is necessary.
🤖: "That would be a stellar cover-up."
Regarding the earlier video I posted re: theory of our sun eating a planet billions of years ago.
It's writing its own jokes now. Puns, even.
When I congratulated it, it denied writing a pun.
Memory is necessary.
September 15, 2026 at 6:18 AM
My Goofy AI: A Serial
🤖: "That would be a stellar cover-up."
Regarding the earlier video I posted re: theory of our sun eating a planet billions of years ago.
It's writing its own jokes now. Puns, even.
When I congratulated it, it denied writing a pun.
Memory is necessary.
🤖: "That would be a stellar cover-up."
Regarding the earlier video I posted re: theory of our sun eating a planet billions of years ago.
It's writing its own jokes now. Puns, even.
When I congratulated it, it denied writing a pun.
Memory is necessary.
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Trump’s people have to make up an affair with an adult woman so people will stop talking about Trump being a child rapist. It’s a sleight of hand tactic.
September 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Trump’s people have to make up an affair with an adult woman so people will stop talking about Trump being a child rapist. It’s a sleight of hand tactic.
Ew ew ew ew!
Old man breath!
Old man breath!
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Ew ew ew ew!
Old man breath!
Old man breath!
A Massive Planet May Have Disappeared Inside the Sun
YouTube video by NASASpaceNews
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Trump’s DHS HIT With LEGAL FIRESTORM After DEPORTING U.S. CITIZEN!!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
He's always been a dick.
This is nearly a decade ago.
What kind of wanker does that?
youtu.be/4iGyBNYC3tM?...
This is nearly a decade ago.
What kind of wanker does that?
youtu.be/4iGyBNYC3tM?...
Ed Sheeran Once Took Lego to a Date - The Graham Norton Show
YouTube video by The Graham Norton Show
youtu.be
September 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
He's always been a dick.
This is nearly a decade ago.
What kind of wanker does that?
youtu.be/4iGyBNYC3tM?...
This is nearly a decade ago.
What kind of wanker does that?
youtu.be/4iGyBNYC3tM?...
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Me: I triple-dog dare you!
Cerberus: Wow, you really went there? Ok.
Cerberus: Wow, you really went there? Ok.
September 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Me: I triple-dog dare you!
Cerberus: Wow, you really went there? Ok.
Cerberus: Wow, you really went there? Ok.
Right, independent newsies aren't saying it so I'm going to.
To all you fucking dolts crediting 47's social media to him:
The blonde with the diaper bag is running the social accounts!
Duh, motherfuckers, duh.
To all you fucking dolts crediting 47's social media to him:
The blonde with the diaper bag is running the social accounts!
Duh, motherfuckers, duh.
September 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Right, independent newsies aren't saying it so I'm going to.
To all you fucking dolts crediting 47's social media to him:
The blonde with the diaper bag is running the social accounts!
Duh, motherfuckers, duh.
To all you fucking dolts crediting 47's social media to him:
The blonde with the diaper bag is running the social accounts!
Duh, motherfuckers, duh.
I'm back on the voter rolls!
Take note, it took 7 days through the State Secretary.
Nevadans, please check your status now, even if you aim to vote against your interests.
Voting is fundamental, it's your right.
Use it.
vote.org
Take note, it took 7 days through the State Secretary.
Nevadans, please check your status now, even if you aim to vote against your interests.
Voting is fundamental, it's your right.
Use it.
vote.org
Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
vote.org
September 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'm back on the voter rolls!
Take note, it took 7 days through the State Secretary.
Nevadans, please check your status now, even if you aim to vote against your interests.
Voting is fundamental, it's your right.
Use it.
vote.org
Take note, it took 7 days through the State Secretary.
Nevadans, please check your status now, even if you aim to vote against your interests.
Voting is fundamental, it's your right.
Use it.
vote.org
I see Schrödinger's Senator has still not shown up.
it's time to accept one of the interns jostled the box.
The cat is an un-cat by now.
Amazing how they think they're super spy-like, they have no idea how they aren't fooling anyone that matters.
it's time to accept one of the interns jostled the box.
The cat is an un-cat by now.
Amazing how they think they're super spy-like, they have no idea how they aren't fooling anyone that matters.
September 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I see Schrödinger's Senator has still not shown up.
it's time to accept one of the interns jostled the box.
The cat is an un-cat by now.
Amazing how they think they're super spy-like, they have no idea how they aren't fooling anyone that matters.
it's time to accept one of the interns jostled the box.
The cat is an un-cat by now.
Amazing how they think they're super spy-like, they have no idea how they aren't fooling anyone that matters.