That Dale Guy
@dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social
4 strings and a lot of Christmas Spirit.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Pinned
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
Gonna call my surf band The Strats of Hormuz
September 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Gonna call my surf band The Strats of Hormuz
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It is insanely funny that trump is so colossally dumb that he found ways that maybe no one else would have to make it absolutely right and factual for you to blame him
September 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
It is insanely funny that trump is so colossally dumb that he found ways that maybe no one else would have to make it absolutely right and factual for you to blame him
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I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
September 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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The thing about Harvey Comics is the way they made kid-friendly entertainment out of scary monsters: Ghosts, witches, devils, giants, billionaires...
September 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The thing about Harvey Comics is the way they made kid-friendly entertainment out of scary monsters: Ghosts, witches, devils, giants, billionaires...
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On Jack Kirby's birthday, remember his response to American Nazis who threatened his life for drawing Captain America.
Namely, rolling up his sleeves and going to meet them in the lobby to kick some ass (they ran before he got there, of course).
Long live the King.
Namely, rolling up his sleeves and going to meet them in the lobby to kick some ass (they ran before he got there, of course).
Long live the King.
August 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
On Jack Kirby's birthday, remember his response to American Nazis who threatened his life for drawing Captain America.
Namely, rolling up his sleeves and going to meet them in the lobby to kick some ass (they ran before he got there, of course).
Long live the King.
Namely, rolling up his sleeves and going to meet them in the lobby to kick some ass (they ran before he got there, of course).
Long live the King.
Vivek Ramaswamat’s ads are getting weird.
August 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Vivek Ramaswamat’s ads are getting weird.
This Saturday! Missile Toe and 3 other bands at CAVE Akron. We play at 9:30. BYOB.
August 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
This Saturday! Missile Toe and 3 other bands at CAVE Akron. We play at 9:30. BYOB.
Is he strong?
Listen chum
He can punch out Nazi scum
Listen chum
He can punch out Nazi scum
August 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Is he strong?
Listen chum
He can punch out Nazi scum
Listen chum
He can punch out Nazi scum
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I'm currently dating a top hat, a dog, a cat, a penguin, a thimble, a racecar, a rubber duck, and a boat.
That's right, I'm monopolyamorous.
That's right, I'm monopolyamorous.
August 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I'm currently dating a top hat, a dog, a cat, a penguin, a thimble, a racecar, a rubber duck, and a boat.
That's right, I'm monopolyamorous.
That's right, I'm monopolyamorous.
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"Is this lens better, or this one?"
- Optometrist
"Is this lens worse, or this one?"
- Pessimetrist
- Optometrist
"Is this lens worse, or this one?"
- Pessimetrist
September 6, 2024 at 8:47 PM
"Is this lens better, or this one?"
- Optometrist
"Is this lens worse, or this one?"
- Pessimetrist
- Optometrist
"Is this lens worse, or this one?"
- Pessimetrist
Tonight! Tiki Underground!
August 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Tonight! Tiki Underground!
Next Saturday! More music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at CAVE Akron!
August 21, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Next Saturday! More music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at CAVE Akron!
Tomorrow night! Music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at the Tiki Underground
August 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Tomorrow night! Music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at the Tiki Underground
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I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
August 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
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That is the world these sons of bitches want to take us back to with their "it's all overdiagnosis and fakery" gaslighting.
August 19, 2026 at 11:04 AM
That is the world these sons of bitches want to take us back to with their "it's all overdiagnosis and fakery" gaslighting.
Fox "News" viewers believe as they are told.
Fox News graphic claims falsely that the average price of gas one year ago was $4.13, lower than it is right now. It was actually $3.14!
August 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Fox "News" viewers believe as they are told.
One week from tomorrow! It's music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at Tiki Underground! Music starts at 6. Ends at 9. Fun will be had!
August 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
One week from tomorrow! It's music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at Tiki Underground! Music starts at 6. Ends at 9. Fun will be had!
In less than two weeks, Missile Toe will be at the Tiki Underground with our pal Miss Dreadful. We'll be playing some pretty OK covers for you. Music is from 6 to 9 pm. TU has drinks and great food. I had tacos last time I was there and they were delish.
#TikiUnderground
#TikiUnderground
August 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
In less than two weeks, Missile Toe will be at the Tiki Underground with our pal Miss Dreadful. We'll be playing some pretty OK covers for you. Music is from 6 to 9 pm. TU has drinks and great food. I had tacos last time I was there and they were delish.
#TikiUnderground
#TikiUnderground
Missile Toe!
Miss Dreadful!
Tiki Underground!
August 22!
Miss Dreadful!
Tiki Underground!
August 22!
August 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Missile Toe!
Miss Dreadful!
Tiki Underground!
August 22!
Miss Dreadful!
Tiki Underground!
August 22!
Tonight! Toe! Crones! Jilly’s!
July 25, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Tonight! Toe! Crones! Jilly’s!
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The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
July 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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Like most people, I always thought it would be neat if we had a more exciting food supply
Pillsbury Recalls More Than 700,000 Rolls Due To Glass Contamination – Here's What You Need To Know - Chowhound
Behemoth baking brand Pillsbury has issued a massive recall of some of its bread rolls and we've gathered all the information needed to keep yourself safe.
www.chowhound.com
July 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Like most people, I always thought it would be neat if we had a more exciting food supply
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Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
July 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.
July 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.
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Thank you to Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham for providing a visceral demonstration in how you live reflecting out into the world when you die
July 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Thank you to Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham for providing a visceral demonstration in how you live reflecting out into the world when you die