Dale
dalehofmann.bsky.social
Dale
@dalehofmann.bsky.social
Producer, raconteur, orator

King of the Babies
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May 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Saying this now, just in case -

- New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him

- Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan)

- Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them
May 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.
May 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Napster search: "cover"
What song coming out of these?
May 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Made a lil borscht.
April 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."
April 26, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I ate this sandwich.
April 26, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I met Martha Wainwright at the oyster bar!
April 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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April 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.
April 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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"Red On Red", 2025.
Oil on Canvas, 36" × 36".

Janet K. MacKay (Canadian Artist, born 1952)
worldviewstudio.ca/artists/janet-k-mackay
@janet.k.mackay [IG]

Private Collection
#art #painting #illustration #red
April 14, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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April 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
April 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
April 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Just a lil donut collab pop-up in MTL today
April 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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49 f--ing years ago today the first Clash album was released.
And the world for me was never the same again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHx...
The Clash Janie Jones 1080 HD 60 FPS
YouTube video by RETRO EDITION Manuel Caceres Agurto 80s
www.youtube.com
April 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Pizza!
April 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Handmaid pie in the park today
April 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
At the opera #fuckyoutimmy
April 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Mam. So good.
April 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Louder for the people in the back.

www.theverge.com/report/90181...
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
March 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It seems I have a new favourite bakery every week.
March 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
March 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM