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daless.bsky.social
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@daless.bsky.social
I’ve seen some things. Man, have I seen some things
Bread and butter pickles are trash
September 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
If at first you don’t succeed….
September 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
On a day when the oline seemed determined to get him and/or Barkley hospitalized
September 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If I could talk…
September 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Yeah but in that time median CEO pay has only more than doubled and max CEO pay is only up a bit more than 4x
September 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Libby is so awesome I am left to wonder when “they” will take it away from us
August 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I’m not sure I agree with your legal analysis but I’m very supportive of your sentencing guidelines.
August 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Someone doesn’t want their SO to know they’re making nachos at 2 am…it’s me. I need this feature.
August 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
First caviar and now this? Does your decadence know no bounds?
August 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Hope you at least had some fava beans and a nice Chianti to go with it.
August 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I really just want to know if your pronouns are yes or no?
August 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
They should try to score more touchdowns - #analysis
August 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
We should just stop eating and breathing and convert sunlight directly into energy.
August 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Do you see it as necessary/critical that those from this administration who broke laws be prosecuted to enforce the rule of law?
July 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
So, same job just less money?
July 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is funny because he would probably say being forced to smoke weed with local lesbians would be his idea of hell. And if he’s anywhere right now…
July 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
This assumes they do a deep teaching of the bible. They will not. They will be very selective about what is covered and how.
July 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Is there anything he could do or say to turn you into a promoter?
June 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Whether you read the books first or not, you will picture the same woman in your head when reading Avasarala’s character.

Best casting ever
June 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The accident happened shortly after takeoff. They had only climbed 100 feet before something went wrong. They didn’t climb enough to show up on flight aware.
June 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
That was the flight before the accident.

A rapid descent after dropping jumpers is SOP. Exceeding the Vne is not but I don’t know how accurate that data is.
June 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Maybe wait for any reliable information wrt a root cause before implying this was caused by shitty maintenance?
June 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
he‘s going to demand they build him a domed stadium now.
June 12, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Why is that movie so mind breaking?
June 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM