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I’ve seen some things. Man, have I seen some things
Greatest American Hero
✍️ Writers of Bsky: Instead of “what IP do you want to write for” I have a better question — What NICHE IP do you want to write for? The IP that you’re sure no one cares about but you.
I have a list:
- Scarecrow and Mrs King
- The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh
- Doyle’s The Lost World
- JAG (not NCIS)
I have a list:
- Scarecrow and Mrs King
- The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh
- Doyle’s The Lost World
- JAG (not NCIS)
April 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Greatest American Hero
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Exactly one year ago today:
April 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Exactly one year ago today:
Always Sunny is basically Seinfeld but every one is a morally bankrupt drunk and a selfish sociopath.
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Always Sunny is basically Seinfeld but every one is a morally bankrupt drunk and a selfish sociopath.
I have a joke about Tom and Indian food but it's too spicy for bsky.
I have a joke about experts and their expertise, but I'm not qualified to tell it.*
*I stole this joke from a local pal
*I stole this joke from a local pal
I have a great political scientist joke, but I’m too busy arguing with random people on BlueSky about whether we are a fascist country to tell it.
March 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I have a joke about Tom and Indian food but it's too spicy for bsky.
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On my desk today: a piece of 1970s counter culture.
March 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
On my desk today: a piece of 1970s counter culture.
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I am educating my brother about Hoopla and Libby. He wanted me to help him buy him an audiobook on Spotify and I said, "But, WAIT! Do you have a library card? Cause, that audiobook you want to listen to? The library has the whole series! For freeeeeee!!!"
March 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I am educating my brother about Hoopla and Libby. He wanted me to help him buy him an audiobook on Spotify and I said, "But, WAIT! Do you have a library card? Cause, that audiobook you want to listen to? The library has the whole series! For freeeeeee!!!"
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A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime
Maybe I'm kirking out but the unreality of this war is wild. People posting that thousands of Kurds are fighting the regime for the CIA, while the Kurds say it isn't happening. Every video of a missile attack I just have to assume is AI whether it is real or not.
March 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
March 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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The worst defensive snap of 2025
- Two DL go after Hurts, which leaves an enormous cutback lane for Saquon
- Kinlaw stops to complain about a holding call in midplay after Saquon runs past
- Four different Commanders try and fail to tackle Saquon one after the other like villains in a kung fu movie
- Two DL go after Hurts, which leaves an enormous cutback lane for Saquon
- Kinlaw stops to complain about a holding call in midplay after Saquon runs past
- Four different Commanders try and fail to tackle Saquon one after the other like villains in a kung fu movie
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The worst defensive snap of 2025
- Two DL go after Hurts, which leaves an enormous cutback lane for Saquon
- Kinlaw stops to complain about a holding call in midplay after Saquon runs past
- Four different Commanders try and fail to tackle Saquon one after the other like villains in a kung fu movie
- Two DL go after Hurts, which leaves an enormous cutback lane for Saquon
- Kinlaw stops to complain about a holding call in midplay after Saquon runs past
- Four different Commanders try and fail to tackle Saquon one after the other like villains in a kung fu movie
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After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
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and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
NFL: We don’t really like this play you run.
Eagles: Suck it
Eagles: Suck it
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
NFL: We don’t really like this play you run.
Eagles: Suck it
Eagles: Suck it
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
September 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
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The first thing anyone from Philadelphia will tell you if you run into them outside of Philly is that they're from Philly and sometimes they'll tell you they're from Philly when they're from like King of Prussia, what I'm saying is
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The first thing anyone from Philadelphia will tell you if you run into them outside of Philly is that they're from Philly and sometimes they'll tell you they're from Philly when they're from like King of Prussia, what I'm saying is
Ok, I’m ready to call bullshit on this metric.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
99.1% Baltimore win probability with 1:48 in the fourth, per ESPN
September 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ok, I’m ready to call bullshit on this metric.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
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The only person at that dinner unwilling to fellate President Trump was Melania.
Sam Altman, Tim Cook, and other tech leaders lauded Trump at a White House AI dinner
Top tech executives from Google and OpenAI flocked to the White House for an AI education event and praised President Donald Trump over dinner.
www.businessinsider.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The only person at that dinner unwilling to fellate President Trump was Melania.
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August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m sitting outside by my backyard fire. Watching over a campout for 7 6th graders and 5 4th graders.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
August 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m sitting outside by my backyard fire. Watching over a campout for 7 6th graders and 5 4th graders.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
This turtle is living their best life
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This turtle is living their best life