Damien Deacon
@damiendeacon.bsky.social
Writer • Artist • Scoundrel
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July 31, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Don’t tell me Bluesky doesn’t have rage bait…
McDonald's again for dinner. 😋 Why do I eat McDonald's?
1. It tastes good.
2. It's 10 minutes away from my house.
3. It's not as cheap as it used to be, but still cheaper than most fast food.
4. I'm too lazy to cook sometimes.
5. It really pisses off The Food POlice! 👮♂️
#TimsFineDining
1. It tastes good.
2. It's 10 minutes away from my house.
3. It's not as cheap as it used to be, but still cheaper than most fast food.
4. I'm too lazy to cook sometimes.
5. It really pisses off The Food POlice! 👮♂️
#TimsFineDining
July 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Don’t tell me Bluesky doesn’t have rage bait…
An administration that can’t seem to get shit done is crucifying a man for doing his job.
It’s a sad day. #IStandWithFauci
It’s a sad day. #IStandWithFauci
July 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
An administration that can’t seem to get shit done is crucifying a man for doing his job.
It’s a sad day. #IStandWithFauci
It’s a sad day. #IStandWithFauci
Even if you’re the most Conservative person to ever Conservative… you’ve got to find this whole Senator McConnell business to be really weird, right?
July 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Even if you’re the most Conservative person to ever Conservative… you’ve got to find this whole Senator McConnell business to be really weird, right?
Saw a YouTuber talking about how to use Ai ‘ethically’ to work on a manuscript.
How does that even work?
#amwriting #writerlife #aislop
How does that even work?
#amwriting #writerlife #aislop
What The Hell Is Even That?!
ALT: What The Hell Is Even That?!
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July 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Saw a YouTuber talking about how to use Ai ‘ethically’ to work on a manuscript.
How does that even work?
#amwriting #writerlife #aislop
How does that even work?
#amwriting #writerlife #aislop
Where do lesbians hide their holographic emitters? 🏳️🌈
Lesbian representation that I had access to when I was a kid was so low that I ended up relating my lesbian feelings to this guy from Voyager
July 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Where do lesbians hide their holographic emitters? 🏳️🌈
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You can go to the grocery store and buy two candy bars and a pop for nearly $10.
We are living in the golden age.
We are living in the golden age.
July 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
You can go to the grocery store and buy two candy bars and a pop for nearly $10.
We are living in the golden age.
We are living in the golden age.
July 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Interesting bit of social engineering for you: the electronic menu is out at the local burger joint. I’ve been watching groups come in, stare at the blank sign, look at each other, hopelessly lost on what to order. Not a single person has pulled out their phone to use the app or website to order.
July 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Interesting bit of social engineering for you: the electronic menu is out at the local burger joint. I’ve been watching groups come in, stare at the blank sign, look at each other, hopelessly lost on what to order. Not a single person has pulled out their phone to use the app or website to order.
There’s a lot of talk about how people are reading less books.
I just don’t believe that.
I think people are being much more selective about what they’re reading.
Maybe sales are showing ‘experts’ that less impulse buying looks like less overall sales. I don’t know. #booktalk
I just don’t believe that.
I think people are being much more selective about what they’re reading.
Maybe sales are showing ‘experts’ that less impulse buying looks like less overall sales. I don’t know. #booktalk
July 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
There’s a lot of talk about how people are reading less books.
I just don’t believe that.
I think people are being much more selective about what they’re reading.
Maybe sales are showing ‘experts’ that less impulse buying looks like less overall sales. I don’t know. #booktalk
I just don’t believe that.
I think people are being much more selective about what they’re reading.
Maybe sales are showing ‘experts’ that less impulse buying looks like less overall sales. I don’t know. #booktalk
I feel like people are posting pictures of their food as a form of protest now.
‘Here’s my plate piled high with lettuce! Deal with it, losers!’
Feels like Covid all over again.
‘Here’s my plate piled high with lettuce! Deal with it, losers!’
Feels like Covid all over again.
July 25, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I feel like people are posting pictures of their food as a form of protest now.
‘Here’s my plate piled high with lettuce! Deal with it, losers!’
Feels like Covid all over again.
‘Here’s my plate piled high with lettuce! Deal with it, losers!’
Feels like Covid all over again.
I didn’t sit at this damn desk for a decade and bleed over the page to be potentially outsold by some schmuck who generated a fake Stephen King novel.
What are we even doing anymore?
What are we even doing anymore?
July 25, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I didn’t sit at this damn desk for a decade and bleed over the page to be potentially outsold by some schmuck who generated a fake Stephen King novel.
What are we even doing anymore?
What are we even doing anymore?
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Happy 75th Birthday to my Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter 🎊🎂🎁🎈🎉
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman
ALT: Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman
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July 24, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Happy 75th Birthday to my Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter 🎊🎂🎁🎈🎉
Had a teenager, couldn’t have been more than 17, dressed in a tie and khakis, ask me if I wanted to join his church this Sunday. Where were we? In the parking lot of the grocery store. And he has a partner with him doing the same. (1/2)
July 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Had a teenager, couldn’t have been more than 17, dressed in a tie and khakis, ask me if I wanted to join his church this Sunday. Where were we? In the parking lot of the grocery store. And he has a partner with him doing the same. (1/2)
I have learned that there are three things you can NOT skimp on:
- Shoes
- Saltine Crackers
- Toilet Paper
That’s just the way it is!
- Shoes
- Saltine Crackers
- Toilet Paper
That’s just the way it is!
July 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I have learned that there are three things you can NOT skimp on:
- Shoes
- Saltine Crackers
- Toilet Paper
That’s just the way it is!
- Shoes
- Saltine Crackers
- Toilet Paper
That’s just the way it is!
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I do find it surprising that a documented case of Taco Bell giving people diarrhea ironically kicked off their redemption arc.
July 23, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I do find it surprising that a documented case of Taco Bell giving people diarrhea ironically kicked off their redemption arc.
I’m a little over 12k words into the first draft of my first novel.
I’ve never written anything like this before.
The stuff you don’t plan on, that just comes out on its own, is what should hold onto.
I’m trying to do that with this idea. #amwriting
I’ve never written anything like this before.
The stuff you don’t plan on, that just comes out on its own, is what should hold onto.
I’m trying to do that with this idea. #amwriting
July 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I’m a little over 12k words into the first draft of my first novel.
I’ve never written anything like this before.
The stuff you don’t plan on, that just comes out on its own, is what should hold onto.
I’m trying to do that with this idea. #amwriting
I’ve never written anything like this before.
The stuff you don’t plan on, that just comes out on its own, is what should hold onto.
I’m trying to do that with this idea. #amwriting
I love freedom more than never-ending breadsticks.
July 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I love freedom more than never-ending breadsticks.
July 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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July 21, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Saw it three times in the theater.
It’s impossible to convey to younger generations just how much of a breakthrough this movie was.
We felt like we were watching real dinosaurs.
It’s impossible to convey to younger generations just how much of a breakthrough this movie was.
We felt like we were watching real dinosaurs.
The original Jurassic Park still holds up. The story is timeless, the characters are very likable, well acted, and charming, and even the technology looks good 30 years later.
It is one the quintessential 90s movies that will always be loved.
It is one the quintessential 90s movies that will always be loved.
Jurassic Park T-Rex Attack Scene
Alt: The t-rex from Jurassic Park.
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July 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Saw it three times in the theater.
It’s impossible to convey to younger generations just how much of a breakthrough this movie was.
We felt like we were watching real dinosaurs.
It’s impossible to convey to younger generations just how much of a breakthrough this movie was.
We felt like we were watching real dinosaurs.
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July 19, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Robocop (1987) when I was twelve. It was by accident. I had read some of the comics first, so I wanted to see the movie. My parents didn’t know what it was, so they just said yes, because the title sounded like the other sci-fi stuff I was into.
They realized quickly that they’d made a mistake.
They realized quickly that they’d made a mistake.
Do you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
July 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Robocop (1987) when I was twelve. It was by accident. I had read some of the comics first, so I wanted to see the movie. My parents didn’t know what it was, so they just said yes, because the title sounded like the other sci-fi stuff I was into.
They realized quickly that they’d made a mistake.
They realized quickly that they’d made a mistake.
Tonight’s Midnight Movie:
In honor of the recently departed Sam Neill, we will be watching the 1994 John Carpenter creeper:
In The Mouth of Madness.
In honor of the recently departed Sam Neill, we will be watching the 1994 John Carpenter creeper:
In The Mouth of Madness.
July 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Tonight’s Midnight Movie:
In honor of the recently departed Sam Neill, we will be watching the 1994 John Carpenter creeper:
In The Mouth of Madness.
In honor of the recently departed Sam Neill, we will be watching the 1994 John Carpenter creeper:
In The Mouth of Madness.