Lmao regular TV- Ghosts and Big Mistakes

They just said we’re no different than German nazis lmao

A woman walking by with her kids starting yelling at them and then one of the kids took that as a cue to scream at the protesters lol

I have never been to his fancy ass restaurant, but I watched a bunch of Anthony Burdain’s shows

I know most House Hunters episodes are filmed after the people have already bought/leased a house, but sometimes I wonder if they get buyers remorse when they film the episode and the realtor shows them other houses they could have lived in

Each movie is as long or longer than the stage version 🫠

Ooh, now one of the guys is going on a date with the influencer who pretended to be PA student at Duke. And he just called her genuine, lmao

“What, my girlfriend thinks that I, the guy who just had shower sex with a 22 year old I met three days ago, incapable of being a good, faithful boyfriend? How dare she not give me an ounce of grace! Guess I’ll just have to forgive myself and have more shower sex.”

Uhh, vodka and ginger ale, a screwdriver, a generous pour of white wine that was at my place at the dinner table, rum and coke, a vodka cranberry, a shot of something… 😬

Really probably testing the limits of my illnesses, but I won’t be drinking this much anytime soon 🙃

Surprisingly, I don’t feel like shit, but I guess I hydrated enough when I wasn’t sleeping. Also woke up to find out an ill advised text failed to go through, thank you spotty cell reception in my bedroom.

Oh god, I can already tell I’m going to feel like absolute shit tomorrow

I’m also drunk and you inspired me! And drunk enough that I almost replied to my own post. 💀 What drink did you start out with?