Dammit Erin
@dammiterin.bsky.social
You can’t put this possum in a cage.
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If everyone voted for the most attractive person like I did then we wouldn’t be here
September 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If everyone voted for the most attractive person like I did then we wouldn’t be here
I’ve been thinking of how often I threaten to buy a curse of Etsy, and it really isn’t sustainable in this economy. It’s time to take up witchcraft of my very own.
September 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I’ve been thinking of how often I threaten to buy a curse of Etsy, and it really isn’t sustainable in this economy. It’s time to take up witchcraft of my very own.
I just know whoever thought of gas pump tv ads is laughing up at us from hell.
September 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I just know whoever thought of gas pump tv ads is laughing up at us from hell.
I just Googled “Can you starch a floppy rug?” Who said getting old can’t be fun?
September 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I just Googled “Can you starch a floppy rug?” Who said getting old can’t be fun?
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or are demons impervious to pain
August 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or are demons impervious to pain
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You can't miss her. She'll be driving six white horses.
August 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You can't miss her. She'll be driving six white horses.
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“Can’t win ‘em all!” I chortle, hurtling myself into an active volcano.
August 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
“Can’t win ‘em all!” I chortle, hurtling myself into an active volcano.
I’ve developed an irrational fear that when I walk by my birdhouse a snake is gonna pop out & bite me in the back. I think about it every day. But I still haven’t moved it. I’m also afraid that confessing this will alert the snakes to move into the birdhouse. Very normal and well adjusted thoughts.
August 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I’ve developed an irrational fear that when I walk by my birdhouse a snake is gonna pop out & bite me in the back. I think about it every day. But I still haven’t moved it. I’m also afraid that confessing this will alert the snakes to move into the birdhouse. Very normal and well adjusted thoughts.
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I’ve decided to use my relaxed and positive personality for the first 30 days of this relationship
August 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I’ve decided to use my relaxed and positive personality for the first 30 days of this relationship
I wish I could trade mosquitoes in for goods and services.
July 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I wish I could trade mosquitoes in for goods and services.
Can I wear this dog tag as a necklace yes or no
July 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Can I wear this dog tag as a necklace yes or no
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every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
July 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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*posting hog on main just to feel something*
July 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
*posting hog on main just to feel something*
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Is anyone still speaking to their family and if so why
July 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Is anyone still speaking to their family and if so why
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More animals should be bumble, not just bees
July 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
More animals should be bumble, not just bees
Today I want to lie in a hammock, in the shade, with no mosquitoes anywhere near me, while someone gives me a pedicure. There’s also a charcuterie board and a functional democracy.
July 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Today I want to lie in a hammock, in the shade, with no mosquitoes anywhere near me, while someone gives me a pedicure. There’s also a charcuterie board and a functional democracy.
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How'd that witch get all this depression into my voodoo doll?
July 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
How'd that witch get all this depression into my voodoo doll?
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I wish I could take out my bones to go to sleep.
July 12, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I wish I could take out my bones to go to sleep.
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victory lapping on this one
July 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
victory lapping on this one
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![Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):
wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything
me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif5jqhexk754pw46hzikxpv34v5ix6rqy27pcqnuymsl435whwf3q)
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My meal prep is cutting open the ramen package before the water is actually boiling.
July 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My meal prep is cutting open the ramen package before the water is actually boiling.
If I had to choose a last meal right now,it would be 2 dozen deviled eggs and a seedless watermelon.
July 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If I had to choose a last meal right now,it would be 2 dozen deviled eggs and a seedless watermelon.
I accidentally made my TikTok algorithm think I wanted to see a lot of videos about finding snakes in surprising places, and now I have to leave the internet forever.
July 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I accidentally made my TikTok algorithm think I wanted to see a lot of videos about finding snakes in surprising places, and now I have to leave the internet forever.