Dan Hershfield
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Dan Hershfield
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· Nov 15
Dr. Layup, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WNBA
Upping The Tempo: Level 1
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I've started a Substack called "Upping the Tempo" where I'll be writing a weekly column about the Toronto Tempo and "related matters." (We'll see where my mind goes!) My first post is live, so come check it out, and if you want more, subscribe!
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Clearly, the addled old moron was just trying to Lake America Great Again.
August 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Clearly, the addled old moron was just trying to Lake America Great Again.
I made a photocopy of a print of the Mona Lisa, and it only took me five seconds. Da Vinci was a hack.
July 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I made a photocopy of a print of the Mona Lisa, and it only took me five seconds. Da Vinci was a hack.
Kinda bummed that the first time I'm sending poop through the mail is for colon cancer screening, not revenge.
July 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Kinda bummed that the first time I'm sending poop through the mail is for colon cancer screening, not revenge.
Reposted by Dan Hershfield
Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail
Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail
MIAMI - Controversial online men's influencer Andrew Tate, as well as his brother Tristan, is gradually realizing that the elite new manosphere club he has been ushered into is in fact a federal penit...
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July 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail
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TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there.
Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
June 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there.
Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
To quote Tony Soprano, "How do you vandalize a pool?!"
June 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
To quote Tony Soprano, "How do you vandalize a pool?!"
A scene from Forest Gump 2.
"Momma always said 'Stupid is as stupid does,' and this fella was real stupid."
"Momma always said 'Stupid is as stupid does,' and this fella was real stupid."
Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery -- and then ties it?
June 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A scene from Forest Gump 2.
"Momma always said 'Stupid is as stupid does,' and this fella was real stupid."
"Momma always said 'Stupid is as stupid does,' and this fella was real stupid."
If the premise is that a president can only safety attend galas in a bunker ballroom, wouldn't the simpler solution be to just NOT attend galas? Some would argue fancy parties AREN'T the purpose of the job.
April 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If the premise is that a president can only safety attend galas in a bunker ballroom, wouldn't the simpler solution be to just NOT attend galas? Some would argue fancy parties AREN'T the purpose of the job.
Quickly, someone tell me who does the Toronto Tempo's balloons!!!
April 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Quickly, someone tell me who does the Toronto Tempo's balloons!!!
This Harvey remake stinks.
April 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
This Harvey remake stinks.
The 'No Kings' rallies are a convenient reminder not to make a big deal of my birthday. You know, like a king would do.
March 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The 'No Kings' rallies are a convenient reminder not to make a big deal of my birthday. You know, like a king would do.
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Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
There's a long, bad journalistic tradition: All conservative grass-roots political movements are fascinating heartland phenomena, all progressive grass-roots political movements are ineffectual bleating. This one is written off as powered by white female college grads--the wine-moms slur, basically.
March 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
Feels like a good day to remind everyone that Bill Barr lied about the Mueller Report, which laid out a number of felonies.
March 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Feels like a good day to remind everyone that Bill Barr lied about the Mueller Report, which laid out a number of felonies.
(Though maybe being Canadian and Jewish helped? In this very particular circumstance?)
March 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
(Though maybe being Canadian and Jewish helped? In this very particular circumstance?)
Now that the Buffy reboot isn't happening, I EXTRA-need a WNBA season... but no pressure.
March 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Now that the Buffy reboot isn't happening, I EXTRA-need a WNBA season... but no pressure.
I feel like this song has some kind of energy... but I can't quite put my finger on it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQj...
Amy Shark - The Biggest Dick (Official Video)
YouTube video by AmySharkVEVO
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March 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I feel like this song has some kind of energy... but I can't quite put my finger on it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQj...
So basketball really IS the only good team sport!
March 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So basketball really IS the only good team sport!
Here's hoping he actually meant Johnwayne Gacy.
March 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Here's hoping he actually meant Johnwayne Gacy.
The bar was full, so we ended up watching at a cafe... and honestly, probably for the best. I'd rather be disappointed full of morning coffee than morning beer. Still, one hell of a game!
February 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The bar was full, so we ended up watching at a cafe... and honestly, probably for the best. I'd rather be disappointed full of morning coffee than morning beer. Still, one hell of a game!