Daniel Rozenberg
@danielrozenberg.com
Hobbyist Living Human and Professional Splines Reticulator
🔗 https://danielrozenberg.com/
📍 NYC
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🔗 https://danielrozenberg.com/
📍 NYC
🏳️🌈 He/Him
This is Zoozve erasure, Randall
September 29, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This is Zoozve erasure, Randall
Reposted by Daniel Rozenberg
Reposted by Daniel Rozenberg
Reposted by Daniel Rozenberg
Do you know what J. D. stands for?
🔘 Jimothy Dimothy Vance
🔘 Jewish Diaspora Vance
🔘 Jance Dance Vance
🔘 Bluesky needs polls
🔘 Jimothy Dimothy Vance
🔘 Jewish Diaspora Vance
🔘 Jance Dance Vance
🔘 Bluesky needs polls
September 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Do you know what J. D. stands for?
🔘 Jimothy Dimothy Vance
🔘 Jewish Diaspora Vance
🔘 Jance Dance Vance
🔘 Bluesky needs polls
🔘 Jimothy Dimothy Vance
🔘 Jewish Diaspora Vance
🔘 Jance Dance Vance
🔘 Bluesky needs polls
Make a band edible:
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Make a band edible:
Yum41
Fish
Yum41
Fish
Make a band edible:
Rage Against the Poutine
Rage Against the Poutine
September 13, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Make a band edible:
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Honestly impressed that MTA buses use Open Street Map in their live location display
August 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Honestly impressed that MTA buses use Open Street Map in their live location display
New quarterly life update is up! danielrozenberg.com/now/
Daniel Rozenberg · What am I doing now?
Last updated: August 9, 2026
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August 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
New quarterly life update is up! danielrozenberg.com/now/
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amazing news, this video is now fully captioned in old english!!! thank god. all the anglo-saxon peasants who use wikipedia are gonna LOVE this
July 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
amazing news, this video is now fully captioned in old english!!! thank god. all the anglo-saxon peasants who use wikipedia are gonna LOVE this
If I were Fauci I would simply move to a Caribbean island and live off the grid, developing vaccines in my spare time, as a hobby
July 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
If I were Fauci I would simply move to a Caribbean island and live off the grid, developing vaccines in my spare time, as a hobby
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
July 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
I should keep a Shame List of all the products that companies have cancelled on me for no reason other than bad OKRs design
July 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I should keep a Shame List of all the products that companies have cancelled on me for no reason other than bad OKRs design
Reposted by Daniel Rozenberg
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One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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"We cannot stress enough (legally speaking) how bad of an idea it is to invest in SpaceX, but this is as close as we can get"
June 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"We cannot stress enough (legally speaking) how bad of an idea it is to invest in SpaceX, but this is as close as we can get"
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hey everyone I have an idea for a web page where we post everything that makes us feel real bad about how bleak everything is and you can endlessly scroll like 5 thousand vertical miles of that three inches at a time
June 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
hey everyone I have an idea for a web page where we post everything that makes us feel real bad about how bleak everything is and you can endlessly scroll like 5 thousand vertical miles of that three inches at a time
I should probably ask to replace the monitor at work that has a vertical pink line of dead pixels
June 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I should probably ask to replace the monitor at work that has a vertical pink line of dead pixels
My browsers hot take: CSS outlines should paint outside and above their container, ignoring any overflow rules the parent has
May 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
My browsers hot take: CSS outlines should paint outside and above their container, ignoring any overflow rules the parent has
Reposted by Daniel Rozenberg
The immigration system is set up like coming to America is a privilege America bestows and applicants should grovel for, when in fact immigration is a gift that America desperately requires. We should be begging people to come here, not erecting further barriers.
May 23, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The immigration system is set up like coming to America is a privilege America bestows and applicants should grovel for, when in fact immigration is a gift that America desperately requires. We should be begging people to come here, not erecting further barriers.
Just saw a Cybertruck that had a full-size ad for those supplements that they hawk on right wing podcasts painted on its side and a better example of synergistic convergence has never existed
May 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Just saw a Cybertruck that had a full-size ad for those supplements that they hawk on right wing podcasts painted on its side and a better example of synergistic convergence has never existed
Bulgaria: the song that every drag queen will perform for the next 3 months and then never again #Eurovision
May 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Bulgaria: the song that every drag queen will perform for the next 3 months and then never again #Eurovision
Hey, you. Yes, you!
Do you have a Duolingo or Snapchat streak longer than 14 days?
This is your reminder to break it. Don't let an app tell you what to do! Get you dopamine hit from interacting with people!
Do you have a Duolingo or Snapchat streak longer than 14 days?
This is your reminder to break it. Don't let an app tell you what to do! Get you dopamine hit from interacting with people!
May 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Hey, you. Yes, you!
Do you have a Duolingo or Snapchat streak longer than 14 days?
This is your reminder to break it. Don't let an app tell you what to do! Get you dopamine hit from interacting with people!
Do you have a Duolingo or Snapchat streak longer than 14 days?
This is your reminder to break it. Don't let an app tell you what to do! Get you dopamine hit from interacting with people!
Reposted by Daniel Rozenberg
An antimeme. No matter how many times monads are explained, nobody ever retains what it is.
May 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
An antimeme. No matter how many times monads are explained, nobody ever retains what it is.
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Just think of all the Content™ from Europeans that we'll be getting in just one month!!!
www.theguardian.com/football/vid...
www.theguardian.com/football/vid...
World Cup 2026: is it possible to walk to MetLife Stadium from New York City? – video
Now that the usually $13 train ticket has been hiked up to $105 for the World Cup, a lot of fans have been wondering whether it's possible to walk to MetLife Stadium from New York City. To find out, w...
www.theguardian.com
May 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Just think of all the Content™ from Europeans that we'll be getting in just one month!!!
www.theguardian.com/football/vid...
www.theguardian.com/football/vid...