Daniel Knobloch
@dankbreadmpls.com
Full-time dad in Minneapolis
Home baker - https://dankbreadmpls.com
Lapsed tech worker
Believer in the open web
Home baker - https://dankbreadmpls.com
Lapsed tech worker
Believer in the open web
Here's some motivation for you Derek
🤌
🤌
September 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Here's some motivation for you Derek
🤌
🤌
Migrated off GitHub to self-hosted Forgejo last night. Pretty seamless to do.
So long Microslop.
So long Microslop.
September 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Migrated off GitHub to self-hosted Forgejo last night. Pretty seamless to do.
So long Microslop.
So long Microslop.
They used to be Patio Town and changed the name last year.
The vibe back then did not exactly scream Bonerland so not sure on this rebrand.
The vibe back then did not exactly scream Bonerland so not sure on this rebrand.
September 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
They used to be Patio Town and changed the name last year.
The vibe back then did not exactly scream Bonerland so not sure on this rebrand.
The vibe back then did not exactly scream Bonerland so not sure on this rebrand.
I'll see you at the Judgement
September 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'll see you at the Judgement
A nice haul today
September 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A nice haul today
Still getting used to GrapheneOS, but my favorite thing so far is using the Google Camera and Photos apps without giving them network permissions
It's a comfortable middle-ground before spinning up Immich
It's a comfortable middle-ground before spinning up Immich
September 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Still getting used to GrapheneOS, but my favorite thing so far is using the Google Camera and Photos apps without giving them network permissions
It's a comfortable middle-ground before spinning up Immich
It's a comfortable middle-ground before spinning up Immich
Hat tip to whoever rode this to the fair
September 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hat tip to whoever rode this to the fair
Home assistant, a blessing and a curse
August 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Home assistant, a blessing and a curse
My breads didn't place but I've always got favorable judges at home
August 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
My breads didn't place but I've always got favorable judges at home
Feels like a 10x increase from last year
August 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Feels like a 10x increase from last year
"No, that one's cursed"
2am thoughts while searching for a Costco box to transport my breads to the state fair baking competition.
Currently in a 5000 person line there
2am thoughts while searching for a Costco box to transport my breads to the state fair baking competition.
Currently in a 5000 person line there
August 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"No, that one's cursed"
2am thoughts while searching for a Costco box to transport my breads to the state fair baking competition.
Currently in a 5000 person line there
2am thoughts while searching for a Costco box to transport my breads to the state fair baking competition.
Currently in a 5000 person line there
Corn belongs on pizza*
*unless it has red sauce then gross no
*unless it has red sauce then gross no
August 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Corn belongs on pizza*
*unless it has red sauce then gross no
*unless it has red sauce then gross no
Caprese sandwich, feat. juicy farmers market tomatoes
August 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Caprese sandwich, feat. juicy farmers market tomatoes
I've really embraced Competitive Freezermaxxing this year
July 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I've really embraced Competitive Freezermaxxing this year
I need to lie down now but it was worth it
July 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I need to lie down now but it was worth it
Assembling forces for a very Midwest dinner
July 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Assembling forces for a very Midwest dinner
Did an experimental pizza with this spinach, potato, and cheddar. It was solid!
The vines regrow every couple weeks, and the plant shows no signs of slowing down. Love this stuff
The vines regrow every couple weeks, and the plant shows no signs of slowing down. Love this stuff
July 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Did an experimental pizza with this spinach, potato, and cheddar. It was solid!
The vines regrow every couple weeks, and the plant shows no signs of slowing down. Love this stuff
The vines regrow every couple weeks, and the plant shows no signs of slowing down. Love this stuff
Chuffed with the color and crumb on this week's sandwich loaves!
July 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Chuffed with the color and crumb on this week's sandwich loaves!
This is good weather for make-ahead sandwiches. Tomorrow you will thank you.
July 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is good weather for make-ahead sandwiches. Tomorrow you will thank you.
I'm pumped for the state fair baking competiton. I didn't win anything last year but got good notes back from the judges.
My bagels are one of this year's entries. Need to dial back the yeast and use colder water with these hot temps, since they easily overproof otherwise. Getting there...
My bagels are one of this year's entries. Need to dial back the yeast and use colder water with these hot temps, since they easily overproof otherwise. Getting there...
July 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I'm pumped for the state fair baking competiton. I didn't win anything last year but got good notes back from the judges.
My bagels are one of this year's entries. Need to dial back the yeast and use colder water with these hot temps, since they easily overproof otherwise. Getting there...
My bagels are one of this year's entries. Need to dial back the yeast and use colder water with these hot temps, since they easily overproof otherwise. Getting there...
This vine spinach is out of control in the best way
July 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
This vine spinach is out of control in the best way
The most satisfying part of baking bread is the post-bake butter patdown
June 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The most satisfying part of baking bread is the post-bake butter patdown
First ride with the new cockpit setup on my bridgestone - velo orange tourist bars + brake levers, ESI grips
It's sooo nice. Less cramped and more upright than before.
It's sooo nice. Less cramped and more upright than before.
June 21, 2026 at 7:04 PM
First ride with the new cockpit setup on my bridgestone - velo orange tourist bars + brake levers, ESI grips
It's sooo nice. Less cramped and more upright than before.
It's sooo nice. Less cramped and more upright than before.
If you've got an ooni you can make s'mores
June 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
If you've got an ooni you can make s'mores
Pedal-assist is cool, but don't sleep on wagon-assist
Strong dog required
Strong dog required
June 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Pedal-assist is cool, but don't sleep on wagon-assist
Strong dog required
Strong dog required