dan shea, grade five
@danvshea.bsky.social
Scrawler from the holler ✍️ Dreamkatcher (Lionsgate) / Austin Film Festival winner / The Ballad of Billy Lamb (UNG Press, Oct '27) / 🐶🥾🚴🪕
pack it in, pack it out, leave no trace
September 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
pack it in, pack it out, leave no trace
Holy algorithm, Batman. My bluesky feed went overnight to near 100% author-y posts (as opposed to the previous screenwriter-y posts). Weird.
August 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Holy algorithm, Batman. My bluesky feed went overnight to near 100% author-y posts (as opposed to the previous screenwriter-y posts). Weird.
best creature design ever & best creature actor ever
Doug Jones, who you likely know from being under latex and rubber costumes in Guillermo del Toro films, introduces a sold out Sunday afternoon 35mm 3D screening of CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.
Bonus photo of the old school cardboard 3D glasses we were given.
Bonus photo of the old school cardboard 3D glasses we were given.
August 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
best creature design ever & best creature actor ever
Is she Wishbone?
March 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Is she Wishbone?
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Hey @danvshea.bsky.social — I found your soul dog.
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hey @danvshea.bsky.social — I found your soul dog.
My first movie is on Tubi 😀
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My first movie is on Tubi 😀
If you don't check trivago that guy will bite you.
August 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you don't check trivago that guy will bite you.
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conservatives/republicans going full on fascist with occupying cities with the military is yet another reminder to NEVER TAKE CONSERVATISM SERIOUSLY. THEIR CRITICISMS AREN'T REAL. YOU CAN'T MEET THEM HALF WAY. THEY AREN'T A SERIOUS IDEOLOGY. THEY CAN ONLY BE CRUSHED, NOT DEBATED.
thank you.
thank you.
August 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
conservatives/republicans going full on fascist with occupying cities with the military is yet another reminder to NEVER TAKE CONSERVATISM SERIOUSLY. THEIR CRITICISMS AREN'T REAL. YOU CAN'T MEET THEM HALF WAY. THEY AREN'T A SERIOUS IDEOLOGY. THEY CAN ONLY BE CRUSHED, NOT DEBATED.
thank you.
thank you.
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The new AMERICAN BYSTANDER #30 is now available! Buy it in print, download the digital now!
With the mirth and satire you need to survive these times, from Simpsons and Letterman and Daily Show scribes, cartoonists shut out from the New Yorker, and ME!
theamericanbystanderstore.com
With the mirth and satire you need to survive these times, from Simpsons and Letterman and Daily Show scribes, cartoonists shut out from the New Yorker, and ME!
theamericanbystanderstore.com
The American Bystander Issue #30 – Print Edition with Satirical Trump Cover by Mark Bryan
Order The American Bystander Issue #30 in print, featuring Mark Bryan’s satirical Trump cover and a full issue of smart, literary humor, cartoons, and political comedy.
theamericanbystanderstore.com
June 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The new AMERICAN BYSTANDER #30 is now available! Buy it in print, download the digital now!
With the mirth and satire you need to survive these times, from Simpsons and Letterman and Daily Show scribes, cartoonists shut out from the New Yorker, and ME!
theamericanbystanderstore.com
With the mirth and satire you need to survive these times, from Simpsons and Letterman and Daily Show scribes, cartoonists shut out from the New Yorker, and ME!
theamericanbystanderstore.com
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
I have an Austin Film Fest-winning screenplay (family coming-of-age comedy) searching for a director and/or producer. HMU if you wanna read. #indiefilm #directing #film #austinfilmfestival #screenwriting #filmmaking #movies
May 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have an Austin Film Fest-winning screenplay (family coming-of-age comedy) searching for a director and/or producer. HMU if you wanna read. #indiefilm #directing #film #austinfilmfestival #screenwriting #filmmaking #movies
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And again, because someone decided to parachute in and stir the "Old People Are Why Trump Won!" line -- no. It was WHITE PEOPLE. Including a lot of younger ones. I will trust older Black folks over younger white ones any damn day, frankly.
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And again, because someone decided to parachute in and stir the "Old People Are Why Trump Won!" line -- no. It was WHITE PEOPLE. Including a lot of younger ones. I will trust older Black folks over younger white ones any damn day, frankly.
As usual, @jamesfinngarner.bsky.social nails the issue. Great read on rejection.
I feel like he wrote this just for me lol.
The Bung & Gargle, w James Finn Garner jamesfinngarner.substack.com?utm_source=n...
I feel like he wrote this just for me lol.
The Bung & Gargle, w James Finn Garner jamesfinngarner.substack.com?utm_source=n...
The Bung & Gargle, w James Finn Garner | Substack
Humor and the writing life. Chicago. Cocktails. Monkeys. Click to read The Bung & Gargle, w James Finn Garner, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
jamesfinngarner.substack.com
May 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As usual, @jamesfinngarner.bsky.social nails the issue. Great read on rejection.
I feel like he wrote this just for me lol.
The Bung & Gargle, w James Finn Garner jamesfinngarner.substack.com?utm_source=n...
I feel like he wrote this just for me lol.
The Bung & Gargle, w James Finn Garner jamesfinngarner.substack.com?utm_source=n...
If you see this list your getaway vehicle.
May 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you see this list your getaway vehicle.
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For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
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I’m not sure we need earnest explanations of why ASL interpreters are necessary so much as we need a resounding “fuck you, you socially unacceptable little piece of shit” to anyone questioning or mocking them
January 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m not sure we need earnest explanations of why ASL interpreters are necessary so much as we need a resounding “fuck you, you socially unacceptable little piece of shit” to anyone questioning or mocking them
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While we’re banning books…
Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar.
Be. Like. Finland.
Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar.
Be. Like. Finland.
January 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
While we’re banning books…
Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar.
Be. Like. Finland.
Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar.
Be. Like. Finland.
Cool, cool.
‘Godfather of AI’ raises odds of the technology wiping out humanity over next 30 years
‘Godfather of AI’ raises odds of the technology wiping out humanity over next 30 years
Geoffrey Hinton says there is 10-20% chance AI will lead to human extinction in next three decades amid fast pace of change
The British-Canadian computer scientist often touted as a “godfather” of artificial intelligence has raised the odds of AI wiping…
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Cool, cool.
What the heck, I'll play. First page of my series pilot BLAIR MOUNTAIN BREAKDOWN. More info pinned to my profile page.
#FirstPageFriday #scriptsky
#FirstPageFriday #scriptsky
November 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
What the heck, I'll play. First page of my series pilot BLAIR MOUNTAIN BREAKDOWN. More info pinned to my profile page.
#FirstPageFriday #scriptsky
#FirstPageFriday #scriptsky
Hop on the Rob Park train now, folks. He's a young, super talented writer to keep an eye on.
November 13, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Hop on the Rob Park train now, folks. He's a young, super talented writer to keep an eye on.