Danyool
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Just spotted this pinned as a tourist attraction in Sheffield, while browsing Google maps
maps.app.goo.gl/gACypYMkGUG7...
maps.app.goo.gl/gACypYMkGUG7...
October 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Just spotted this pinned as a tourist attraction in Sheffield, while browsing Google maps
maps.app.goo.gl/gACypYMkGUG7...
maps.app.goo.gl/gACypYMkGUG7...
I'm finally back in the warm embrace of a cardigan, albeit a moth-ravaged one, due to my inability to put clothes away
October 8, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I'm finally back in the warm embrace of a cardigan, albeit a moth-ravaged one, due to my inability to put clothes away
Ah, the distinct sound of magnetic measuring spoons clattering to the floor can only mean one thing. Arthur's on top of the fridge again.
October 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ah, the distinct sound of magnetic measuring spoons clattering to the floor can only mean one thing. Arthur's on top of the fridge again.
Time for a popcorn old fashioned
October 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Time for a popcorn old fashioned
I chucked a load of carrots, celery and onions in the food processor, and froze them flat in separate freezer bags, so I'm not limited to using them only for soffrito.
The level of satisfaction this has given me is almost obscene.
The level of satisfaction this has given me is almost obscene.
October 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I chucked a load of carrots, celery and onions in the food processor, and froze them flat in separate freezer bags, so I'm not limited to using them only for soffrito.
The level of satisfaction this has given me is almost obscene.
The level of satisfaction this has given me is almost obscene.
In a social encounter that a paedophile would've found confusing, two children approached me and asked me if I'd like some sweets.
October 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
In a social encounter that a paedophile would've found confusing, two children approached me and asked me if I'd like some sweets.
I'm in Dagenham. Dagenham! Who'da thunk it
October 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm in Dagenham. Dagenham! Who'da thunk it
In a moment of epiphany on a par with the revelation of Christ's divinity, I've just realised that my taco holders can double as hot dog holders
October 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
In a moment of epiphany on a par with the revelation of Christ's divinity, I've just realised that my taco holders can double as hot dog holders
Arthur & Fenchurch's new static performance installation, called simply:
Mitosis
Mitosis
October 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Arthur & Fenchurch's new static performance installation, called simply:
Mitosis
Mitosis
Just stirred some Bonne Maman caramelised apple spread into my porridge
Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme
Alt: Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme
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October 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Just stirred some Bonne Maman caramelised apple spread into my porridge
When there simply isn't enough MSG in your meal, add this - a seasoning that feels like it should've been banned about 20 years ago
October 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
When there simply isn't enough MSG in your meal, add this - a seasoning that feels like it should've been banned about 20 years ago
Pining for my cardigan era, which was in full flow until this stupid interminable summer turned up
October 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Pining for my cardigan era, which was in full flow until this stupid interminable summer turned up
Here's the seal I saw on the Thames by Rainham, whose vibe kept being harshed by the rising tide.
October 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Here's the seal I saw on the Thames by Rainham, whose vibe kept being harshed by the rising tide.
Saw Arthur asleep on my bed, went to pet him, and realised it was just a pile of pants I'd folded but hadn't put away
September 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Saw Arthur asleep on my bed, went to pet him, and realised it was just a pile of pants I'd folded but hadn't put away
The best cookie I've eaten anywhere in the world!! 4 stars.
September 27, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The best cookie I've eaten anywhere in the world!! 4 stars.
I'm having a post-birding pint in Hertford Heath, a village dominated by Haileybury School — an elite public school for "confident, motivated children who thrive in a busy, ambitious setting".
Sounds like a lot of kids round here need a good wedgying.
Sounds like a lot of kids round here need a good wedgying.
September 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I'm having a post-birding pint in Hertford Heath, a village dominated by Haileybury School — an elite public school for "confident, motivated children who thrive in a busy, ambitious setting".
Sounds like a lot of kids round here need a good wedgying.
Sounds like a lot of kids round here need a good wedgying.
The local drug dealer said I've lost weight, so that's nice
September 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The local drug dealer said I've lost weight, so that's nice
My new favourite comfort food is bean and cheese burritos. Refried beans, grated cheese and hot sauce - it's like the devil's baby food (if the devil were a cool mexican dude)
Some chopped onions and bacon, bit of coriander, dash of lime juice. Aw yeah 🔱
Some chopped onions and bacon, bit of coriander, dash of lime juice. Aw yeah 🔱
September 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My new favourite comfort food is bean and cheese burritos. Refried beans, grated cheese and hot sauce - it's like the devil's baby food (if the devil were a cool mexican dude)
Some chopped onions and bacon, bit of coriander, dash of lime juice. Aw yeah 🔱
Some chopped onions and bacon, bit of coriander, dash of lime juice. Aw yeah 🔱
Today at work I tried a new approach, whereby I abandoned any attempt to couch my thoughts in tactful language, in an effort to discourage certain people from ever emailing me again
September 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Today at work I tried a new approach, whereby I abandoned any attempt to couch my thoughts in tactful language, in an effort to discourage certain people from ever emailing me again
A woman at the self-checkouts asked me if I'd scan my nectar card on her shop so she could get the discounts and I'd get the points. I did, then she said "Thank you. Most people think I'm trying to scam them". And I had wondered that myself, but instead I said "People are so paranoid these days".
September 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A woman at the self-checkouts asked me if I'd scan my nectar card on her shop so she could get the discounts and I'd get the points. I did, then she said "Thank you. Most people think I'm trying to scam them". And I had wondered that myself, but instead I said "People are so paranoid these days".
Just like I can't cycle past the bakery without buying a sausage roll, I can't go to Sainsbury's without buying these
September 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Just like I can't cycle past the bakery without buying a sausage roll, I can't go to Sainsbury's without buying these
Rewarding myself for going to the tip by having my usual at the caff:
2 eggs
Garlic sausage
Halloumi
Chips
Beans
I ordered it for years before they added a "create your own" section to their menu.
My ultimate ambition is for them to add this to their set breakfast menu, and name it 'The Ripley'.
2 eggs
Garlic sausage
Halloumi
Chips
Beans
I ordered it for years before they added a "create your own" section to their menu.
My ultimate ambition is for them to add this to their set breakfast menu, and name it 'The Ripley'.
September 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Rewarding myself for going to the tip by having my usual at the caff:
2 eggs
Garlic sausage
Halloumi
Chips
Beans
I ordered it for years before they added a "create your own" section to their menu.
My ultimate ambition is for them to add this to their set breakfast menu, and name it 'The Ripley'.
2 eggs
Garlic sausage
Halloumi
Chips
Beans
I ordered it for years before they added a "create your own" section to their menu.
My ultimate ambition is for them to add this to their set breakfast menu, and name it 'The Ripley'.
Just seen my first Thames seal!!
Chilling out on the mud in Aveley Bay, next to Rainham Marshes
Chilling out on the mud in Aveley Bay, next to Rainham Marshes
September 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Just seen my first Thames seal!!
Chilling out on the mud in Aveley Bay, next to Rainham Marshes
Chilling out on the mud in Aveley Bay, next to Rainham Marshes
Sometimes I wonder why I still have the TalkSport app on my phone, and then this happens
September 20, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Sometimes I wonder why I still have the TalkSport app on my phone, and then this happens
Ed Sheeran to host a benefit concert for our beleaguered king in a desperate last roll of the dice
September 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Ed Sheeran to host a benefit concert for our beleaguered king in a desperate last roll of the dice