I think that's killed the idea for this election cycle, good work lads

This is from a few years ago. He bloody loves it up there

I'm sitting here in a post-popcorn old fashioned bliss. It's blown my tits clean off

Sadly, I simply cannot do this and allow myself such easy access to garlic butter, because it'd form 40% of my diet.

But I wish you well.

Good god in heaven.

I can't take the credit - I saw someone do this on YouTube.

Great with garlic. Game changer. Just use a smaller bag.

There's also a step where you make a grid pattern in the mix with the edge of a pastry cutter or ruler, so you can remove portions more easily. Deeply satisfying.

It was alright. I'm not really a wafers kind of guy

Children scare me too, but these two were fairly small and the girl on the pink bicycle said "Excuse me".

I think you'd have told them you don't carry cash, jokingly asked if they have a card machine, then there would've been an awkward silence while you waited for them to leave.

Cash. I reluctantly gave them the pound coin I save for unlocking a trolley at Sainsbury's

They had a big bag of individually wrapped sweets, and asked me if I'd like to buy some. "How come you're selling sweets?" I asked.

[Shrug]

That was good enough for me. I bought a quid's worth of chocolate wafers.

Here are a couple of videos of me saying hello to a horse then not knowing what to do next

[Turns to face camera] Apologies to our viewers for the language there. As you can see, emotions are running high here at the moment. Back to you in the studio

You don't need padding. Avoid over-engineered versions or anything that's designed for POV vlogging. For reclining on your sofa you want the cheap, ugly one. I know it's not your aesthetic, but it's the best design for the purpose.

Worth a punt for a tenner

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It's this but with a tablet on board

Dammit, miaowtosis was right there