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Jesse
@darklordjesse.bsky.social
Gay nerd whose entire personality consists of Star Wars, video games, hockey, and (recently) crochet. He/Him
No free feet pics, but look at this precious bean!
September 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The only thing that makes sense at this point is that the universe knows it’s about to remove a great evil from the world and needs to remove a cumulative amount of good in order to stay in balance.
August 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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JK Rowling is only posting "nice" comments about trans people now because HBO is marketing her show and Im sure someone told her she needs to dial down her hatred or it will fail

If you believe her nonsense, then you're as stupid as she is

I better not see any of you watching that damn wizard show
Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness Says NOPE
Alt: Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness Says NOPE
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August 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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When Eliot and Margo have to speak in code is the best

#TheMagicians #07Britney #ThatBitch
August 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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When people say they’re anti-AI, they’re clearly talking about generative AI in the arts and LLM slop that C-Suite jackoffs want to use to replace them.

You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. So the “then don’t use spellcheck if you hate AI” talking point is disingenuous horseshit.
August 21, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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I cannot stress enough: the AI bubble has already popped

it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups.

keep hating on AI, you're winning
August 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
To help contextualize this a little better. 1 million seconds is 11 days, 1 billion is 33 years. 900 billion is 28,538 years, which, going back from this year, takes you to the Stone Age. Eat. The. Fucking. Rich.
August 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Watching the Unsolved Mysteries channel on Roku live tv. “I guess someone just noticed our habit of occasionally leaving the garage open and the door unlocked but we have no idea how someone would get in to steal our baby.”
July 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
QTP with a great female villain!
July 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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July 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
What’s it like inside your head?
June 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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June 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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The wife of a Methodist pastor stood up and suggested people brush up on the OSS sabotage manual
June 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jun RoughDraft
While she ran uncontested, Bella Bautista becomes first trans woman to win a primary in GA. Running in an Atlanta exurb she has made ending tax breaks for AI data centers her calling card. She will be one of two trans candidates on ballot for GA House.
Bella Bautista makes history in Georgia as first transgender woman to win a primary
Bella Bautista, a transgender candidate, is running for Georgia's House of Representatives, advocating for tax reform and infrastructure improvements.
roughdraftatlanta.com
June 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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“When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole” —Nick Offerman, his response to people bitching about his character being gay in The Last of Us.
March 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
June 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened.
June 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Known cases of cops using Flock to stalk people are almost certainly vastly underreported because they largely include only cases in which the behavior was so egregious that it led to police officers being fired, arrested, or both. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP53...
June 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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JUST IN: US judge indefinitely blocks Trump's 'anti-weaponization' fund reut.rs/4v6NVLF
June 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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I hope they're having a lovely Pride Month
June 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
100%
June 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Happy Pride Month!
June 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live:
Florence and the Machine
Flight of the Conchords
Ben Folds
Alestorm
Hans Zimmer
Ludacris
Charlie Daniels
Weird Al Yankovic
Frontliner
Coheed & Cambria
May 23, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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I do not want GenAI in fanart.
I do not want GenAI in character design.
I do not want GenAI in world design.
I do not want GenAI in writing.
I do not want GenAI in storyboarding.
I do not want GenAI in voice acting.
I do not want GenAI, period.

If any piece of media uses GenAI, I don't want it.
May 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM