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@darkpsimystic.bsky.social
INFOSEC dweeb, IT Boss, LARPer, "that dad", former military intel, locksport, TTRPG fan, consumer of books, lifelong try hard, KC Native, millennial cryptid, LGBTQIA+ ally, #BLM always, #TransRights, partnered with @derby-queen.bsky.social
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· Nov 19
So, all my #InfoSec people, tell me a funny story that would fit under the title of #MasterBreachTheater. Something you saw that is truly dumb, insane, or just pure happenstance that is hilarious in retrospect. I'll start.
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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I'm shocked. This is my shocked face. You mean racism isn't just a modern problem? No. Not possible. Everyone knows racism is a new, temporary condition.
*me, looking directly at camera*
*me, looking directly at camera*
Rembrandt painting was altered to erase turban from man’s head, restorers find
Exclusive: Unknown hand covered up artist’s depiction of diverse crowd during influx of refugees to Leiden in 1620s
www.theguardian.com
June 27, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I'm shocked. This is my shocked face. You mean racism isn't just a modern problem? No. Not possible. Everyone knows racism is a new, temporary condition.
*me, looking directly at camera*
*me, looking directly at camera*
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I'll always respond to people talking about what a political party "is" by pointing this simple truth out: Whether you're further left or further right your opinion or feelings about a party does not define what it "is." It is whatever the majority of members vote for it to be, for better or worse.
June 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I'll always respond to people talking about what a political party "is" by pointing this simple truth out: Whether you're further left or further right your opinion or feelings about a party does not define what it "is." It is whatever the majority of members vote for it to be, for better or worse.
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"Mississippi Burning", 1988 movie ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
If you've never seen it, watch it. If you have seen it before, it's worth watching again.
This quote by Maya Angelou comes to mind: "Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better". Oh, if only that were the way of things.
If you've never seen it, watch it. If you have seen it before, it's worth watching again.
This quote by Maya Angelou comes to mind: "Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better". Oh, if only that were the way of things.
June 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"Mississippi Burning", 1988 movie ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
If you've never seen it, watch it. If you have seen it before, it's worth watching again.
This quote by Maya Angelou comes to mind: "Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better". Oh, if only that were the way of things.
If you've never seen it, watch it. If you have seen it before, it's worth watching again.
This quote by Maya Angelou comes to mind: "Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better". Oh, if only that were the way of things.
I find myself struggling with the reality of the world around me constantly. The economy in shambles, my friends in the LGBTQIA+ community harangued and threatened daily, and for what reason?
Because a "holy book" that's likely mistranslated multiple times is being misrepresented by hateful people
Because a "holy book" that's likely mistranslated multiple times is being misrepresented by hateful people
June 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I find myself struggling with the reality of the world around me constantly. The economy in shambles, my friends in the LGBTQIA+ community harangued and threatened daily, and for what reason?
Because a "holy book" that's likely mistranslated multiple times is being misrepresented by hateful people
Because a "holy book" that's likely mistranslated multiple times is being misrepresented by hateful people
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May 2026.
It just keeps getting worse...
It just keeps getting worse...
June 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
May 2026.
It just keeps getting worse...
It just keeps getting worse...
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The people cry out for Jarnathan
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
May 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The people cry out for Jarnathan
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Corporations will never take privacy seriously unless their c-suites see massive consequences.
June 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Corporations will never take privacy seriously unless their c-suites see massive consequences.
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FACT CHECK: TRUE
Fuck data centers. If everyone hates them, how the hell are they able to keep building more?
Fuck data centers. If everyone hates them, how the hell are they able to keep building more?
June 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
FACT CHECK: TRUE
Fuck data centers. If everyone hates them, how the hell are they able to keep building more?
Fuck data centers. If everyone hates them, how the hell are they able to keep building more?
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What you think they're building at WH | What they're actually building at WH
May 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
What you think they're building at WH | What they're actually building at WH
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National Alliance on Mental Illness, is the nation’s largest grassroots mental health organization. NAMI provides advocacy, education, support and public awareness to improve the lives of everyone affected by mental illness. NAMI exists to ensure that no one is alone on their mental health journey
May 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
National Alliance on Mental Illness, is the nation’s largest grassroots mental health organization. NAMI provides advocacy, education, support and public awareness to improve the lives of everyone affected by mental illness. NAMI exists to ensure that no one is alone on their mental health journey
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Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.
May 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.
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Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
May 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Happy New Year.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
a man with a beard and a black shirt is sitting in a dark room and says `` not amused '' .
ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt is sitting in a dark room and says `` not amused '' .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Happy New Year.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.
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I'm going to hold your hand when I say this.... If you aren't actively calling out shitty misogynistic, racist, homophobic comments in your chat or your friends' chats (even adjacent iffy ones), you are part of the problem.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm going to hold your hand when I say this.... If you aren't actively calling out shitty misogynistic, racist, homophobic comments in your chat or your friends' chats (even adjacent iffy ones), you are part of the problem.
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polling on bombing Iran showed the public very solidly against it and they have put absolutely nothing into selling it besides “lol I’m the president I have bombs isn’t it so cool”
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
polling on bombing Iran showed the public very solidly against it and they have put absolutely nothing into selling it besides “lol I’m the president I have bombs isn’t it so cool”
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
I guess we’ll see how much the war-horny media does to shift things but loud immediate public opposition will be key
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
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June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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The best thing protestors and civilians can do regarding the 2/7 Marines is make friends. They absolutely do not want to be on TAD babysitting ice shitheels and it will drive the admin absolutely insane seeing people bringing them street dogs and offering water.
June 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The best thing protestors and civilians can do regarding the 2/7 Marines is make friends. They absolutely do not want to be on TAD babysitting ice shitheels and it will drive the admin absolutely insane seeing people bringing them street dogs and offering water.
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This is on all the Senators who turned a blind eye and voted to confirm. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/h...
Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts
www.nytimes.com
June 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is on all the Senators who turned a blind eye and voted to confirm. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/h...
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Disabled community members aren’t the reason you can’t afford your rent or buy groceries.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
June 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Disabled community members aren’t the reason you can’t afford your rent or buy groceries.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.
The problem with society isn’t that some people are unable to labour, it’s that a few people hoard the wealth generated by those who can labour.