snail lord
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against the will of the universe i am cooking pasta
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Come join the Silksong Speedrunning Community on September 5th & 6th for our first anniversary celebration! SK1Y will feature bingo and speedrunning showcases over one awesome weekend. Check out the schedule for the event, and hope to see you there!
September 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Come join the Silksong Speedrunning Community on September 5th & 6th for our first anniversary celebration! SK1Y will feature bingo and speedrunning showcases over one awesome weekend. Check out the schedule for the event, and hope to see you there!
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echo "$USER" > death_note.txt
May 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
echo "$USER" > death_note.txt
unrelatedly it must be awesome to have a defense attorney with the name "armour"
From Kat Abughazaleh attorneys Josh Herman and Molly Armour:
May 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
unrelatedly it must be awesome to have a defense attorney with the name "armour"
guy who has only seen andor season 1 episode 3: getting some real andor season 1 episode 3 vibes from this
March 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
guy who has only seen andor season 1 episode 3: getting some real andor season 1 episode 3 vibes from this
a second equally common point of confusion is the tendency to spell "khamenei" as "khameini" but that one seems a little less consequential
Okay I feel like this is going to come up a lot in the next 24 hours so let's just clear this up:
Ayatollah Khameini, the Iranian supreme leader allegedly killed today, is/was *not* the same person as Ayatollah Khomeini, the supreme leader who came to power in the 1979 revolution.
Ayatollah Khameini, the Iranian supreme leader allegedly killed today, is/was *not* the same person as Ayatollah Khomeini, the supreme leader who came to power in the 1979 revolution.
March 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
a second equally common point of confusion is the tendency to spell "khamenei" as "khameini" but that one seems a little less consequential
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NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
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Fun fact: you can automatically generate esoteric texts by machine translating Arabic Wikipedia pages on grammatical terms.
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Fun fact: you can automatically generate esoteric texts by machine translating Arabic Wikipedia pages on grammatical terms.
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All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
silksong speed completion done, now just the steel soul achievements left. i think procrastinating that might get me to start writing again??
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
silksong speed completion done, now just the steel soul achievements left. i think procrastinating that might get me to start writing again??
wrong team sorry
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
wrong team sorry
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
thanking the cosmos that i fell asleep before the game started
October 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
thanking the cosmos that i fell asleep before the game started
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Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.
i'm far from the first person with this dunk but... buddy what exactly is unclear here?
It is not clear that Mr. Trump’s image can be featured on a coin. An 1866 law enshrined a tradition that only deceased people could appear on U.S. currency to avoid the appearance that America was a monarchy. Trump admin is planning to do it anyway.
By Alan Rappeport
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
By Alan Rappeport
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
Treasury Plans to Mint $1 Commemorative Trump Coin
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i'm far from the first person with this dunk but... buddy what exactly is unclear here?
just beat silksong and i can confidently say it's good. some really weird choices kinda for their own sake but overall it hits much more than it misses. pound for pound an improvement on the original even if it doesn't cohere as well IMO.
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
just beat silksong and i can confidently say it's good. some really weird choices kinda for their own sake but overall it hits much more than it misses. pound for pound an improvement on the original even if it doesn't cohere as well IMO.
six hours in, silksong is good guys
September 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
six hours in, silksong is good guys
actually wait super easy to get on gog just doing that instead
steam page crashed LOL
slksiogn :))))))
September 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
actually wait super easy to get on gog just doing that instead
steam page crashed LOL
slksiogn :))))))
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
steam page crashed LOL
slksiogn :))))))
September 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
slksiogn :))))))
took a sip of coffee and my entire worldview imploded
August 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
took a sip of coffee and my entire worldview imploded
if this doesn't get at least 8x the coverage of hillary's email server then i'm condemning this newsroom to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning
DOGE Put Critical Social Security Data at Risk, Whistle-Blower Says
www.nytimes.com
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
if this doesn't get at least 8x the coverage of hillary's email server then i'm condemning this newsroom to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning
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We got there sooo early while relatively few people are here. Demon timing and navigation from @signal-free.bsky.social @darthchurros.bsky.social @herbjonesfan.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We got there sooo early while relatively few people are here. Demon timing and navigation from @signal-free.bsky.social @darthchurros.bsky.social @herbjonesfan.bsky.social
i need to find the original and add it to my reaction image folder. or i can just screenshot this, idk
ibm.png
August 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i need to find the original and add it to my reaction image folder. or i can just screenshot this, idk
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i somehow only just learned that the horse girl gacha game which i've occasionally seen posts about is not about horse girls (girls who ride horses) it is horse girls (girls who are horses) and Also they are school girls named after real iconic race horses dreaming to become idols.
key information!
key information!
August 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i somehow only just learned that the horse girl gacha game which i've occasionally seen posts about is not about horse girls (girls who ride horses) it is horse girls (girls who are horses) and Also they are school girls named after real iconic race horses dreaming to become idols.
key information!
key information!
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.