Dave 6B
@davesixbillion.bsky.social
Counting all the possibilities for karaoke on on this lazy afternoon.
I love when people insist upon adding "no relation" when talking about people who happen to have the same name as a famous person.
Oh, really? Your coworker in the mail room isn't even *related* to the real Tina Turner?
Oh, really? Your coworker in the mail room isn't even *related* to the real Tina Turner?
August 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I love when people insist upon adding "no relation" when talking about people who happen to have the same name as a famous person.
Oh, really? Your coworker in the mail room isn't even *related* to the real Tina Turner?
Oh, really? Your coworker in the mail room isn't even *related* to the real Tina Turner?
Give him all the midweek games.
Came up BIG 🧤
An insane tournament performance from Stefan Frei.
An insane tournament performance from Stefan Frei.
August 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Give him all the midweek games.
Same-day match tix starting at $90 for basically an exhibition match starring a bunch of kids you've never heard of. And Jesús.
August 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Same-day match tix starting at $90 for basically an exhibition match starring a bunch of kids you've never heard of. And Jesús.
So @touchtunes.bsky.social has introduced dynamic pricing, which means I'll no longer pay to have my intro music playing when I walk into any bar. I'll just have to sing "Bat Out of Hell" on my way in.
August 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
So @touchtunes.bsky.social has introduced dynamic pricing, which means I'll no longer pay to have my intro music playing when I walk into any bar. I'll just have to sing "Bat Out of Hell" on my way in.
So happy to have good news coming out of this club for once in this cursed season! 😵💫👈
August 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
So happy to have good news coming out of this club for once in this cursed season! 😵💫👈
Who do I email at YouTube Ads to assure them I do not have ulcerative colitis?
August 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Who do I email at YouTube Ads to assure them I do not have ulcerative colitis?
@soundersfc.com WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT! WHAT A DISGRACE!
July 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
@soundersfc.com WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT! WHAT A DISGRACE!
Remember how exciting it used to be going to a Sounders-Timbers game? It was the must-see matchup of the season.
Now it's just a wait-and-see of whether we're even gonna show up.
Was it all just a fantasy?
#Sounders
Now it's just a wait-and-see of whether we're even gonna show up.
Was it all just a fantasy?
#Sounders
July 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Remember how exciting it used to be going to a Sounders-Timbers game? It was the must-see matchup of the season.
Now it's just a wait-and-see of whether we're even gonna show up.
Was it all just a fantasy?
#Sounders
Now it's just a wait-and-see of whether we're even gonna show up.
Was it all just a fantasy?
#Sounders
Crazy how bsky was named that just because the CEO's idiot toddler couldn't correctly pronounce "spaghy."
June 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Crazy how bsky was named that just because the CEO's idiot toddler couldn't correctly pronounce "spaghy."
We have a striker down! Repeat: A striker is down!
April 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
We have a striker down! Repeat: A striker is down!
I find it so incredibly disrespectful that you've got an international superstar in Son Heung-Min, and none of the announcers on the broadcast or on #MLS360 can be bothered to learn how to say his name.
There is no "Y" sound in "Heung."
There is no "Y" sound in "Heung."
From Seoul to SoCal — Son Heung-Min puts on the black and gold. 🖤💛
March 8, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I find it so incredibly disrespectful that you've got an international superstar in Son Heung-Min, and none of the announcers on the broadcast or on #MLS360 can be bothered to learn how to say his name.
There is no "Y" sound in "Heung."
There is no "Y" sound in "Heung."
@amerrill2.bsky.social I'm so sorry to tell you you landed a week early.
March 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
@amerrill2.bsky.social I'm so sorry to tell you you landed a week early.
Someone called my karaoke performance "delicious." So, you know, mission accomplished.
February 19, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Someone called my karaoke performance "delicious." So, you know, mission accomplished.
It should be illegal to ask someone if they're gonna be busy on the weekend without first telling them why.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It should be illegal to ask someone if they're gonna be busy on the weekend without first telling them why.
It's good, people. The Muppet Show is good.
I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.
Finally, a Muppet Show Reboot That Understands the Original Appeal of the Muppets
After countless failed gimmicks, this time it’s just like you remembered it.
slate.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's good, people. The Muppet Show is good.
Yes, I could go to bed earlier and get 8 hrs of sleep and be healthier and feel better, but where exactly are those extra 2.5 hours coming from? Not coming out of my workday, I can tell you that.
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Yes, I could go to bed earlier and get 8 hrs of sleep and be healthier and feel better, but where exactly are those extra 2.5 hours coming from? Not coming out of my workday, I can tell you that.
There is LITERALLY nothing cooler than breaking a tooth on Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
There is LITERALLY nothing cooler than breaking a tooth on Christmas Eve.
Also, maybe the worst dog acting I've ever seen. A stupid yappy dog that isn't scared of thunder or bark like mad when someone knocks on the door late at night? Unbelievable.
People are apparently quibbling with Claire Danes's constant jaw quiver in The Beast In Me, but did no one even notice that she sticks her fork directly into the center of the pie?! I audibly gasped.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Also, maybe the worst dog acting I've ever seen. A stupid yappy dog that isn't scared of thunder or bark like mad when someone knocks on the door late at night? Unbelievable.
People are apparently quibbling with Claire Danes's constant jaw quiver in The Beast In Me, but did no one even notice that she sticks her fork directly into the center of the pie?! I audibly gasped.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
People are apparently quibbling with Claire Danes's constant jaw quiver in The Beast In Me, but did no one even notice that she sticks her fork directly into the center of the pie?! I audibly gasped.
When it comes to a light and healthy breakfast, 1/2 cup of sour cream is not the 1-to-1 comp for plain yogurt that it seems to be.
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When it comes to a light and healthy breakfast, 1/2 cup of sour cream is not the 1-to-1 comp for plain yogurt that it seems to be.
I don’t know how long they’re here for, but so fucking help me if COVID makes the caramel apple empanadas from Taco Bell become my Mackinaw peaches.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I don’t know how long they’re here for, but so fucking help me if COVID makes the caramel apple empanadas from Taco Bell become my Mackinaw peaches.
When you've lost taste and smell due to Covid, that's when you tear through all the months-old food in your freezer you never actually want to eat, but feel too guilty to throw away.
September 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When you've lost taste and smell due to Covid, that's when you tear through all the months-old food in your freezer you never actually want to eat, but feel too guilty to throw away.
One if my favorite parts of being sick is eating unhealthy comfort foods, but Covid's ruined that by robbing me of my gustatory senses.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One if my favorite parts of being sick is eating unhealthy comfort foods, but Covid's ruined that by robbing me of my gustatory senses.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.