Sounders’ clinching scenarios remain relatively straightforward.
October 31, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Sounders’ clinching scenarios remain relatively straightforward.
Well, that’s not the start Sounders wanted.
November 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Well, that’s not the start Sounders wanted.
Woof. Tough Ca5cad1a campaign for the Sounders.
November 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Woof. Tough Ca5cad1a campaign for the Sounders.
Woke up. Checked the Sounders score. I'm going back to bed.
November 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Woke up. Checked the Sounders score. I'm going back to bed.
It’s cool that the sounders have given us several entries this year for ‘worst half they’ve ever played.”
November 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It’s cool that the sounders have given us several entries this year for ‘worst half they’ve ever played.”
Vancouver finishes off a 5-1 thrashing of the Sounders 🏔️
November 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Vancouver finishes off a 5-1 thrashing of the Sounders 🏔️
The sounders are v bad tbh
November 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The sounders are v bad tbh
It's just so, so easy to play against the Sounders.
November 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It's just so, so easy to play against the Sounders.
Generally speaking I think the Nouhou haters in the Sounders fanbase are a little bit unhinged, but they are feasting today.
November 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Generally speaking I think the Nouhou haters in the Sounders fanbase are a little bit unhinged, but they are feasting today.
Sounders are currently -10 with 0 points in the Cascadia Cup this season
November 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Sounders are currently -10 with 0 points in the Cascadia Cup this season
Somehow, the Sounders actually have a higher percentage chance of making playoffs than Rapids.
November 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Somehow, the Sounders actually have a higher percentage chance of making playoffs than Rapids.
Future trivia night: In what year did Sounders lose 5-1 to both Whitecaps & Timbers?
The Seattle Sounders will never stop innovating. Most teams go several years with out losing by a score of 5-1. However, 5eatt1e has now lost 5-1 to both of their biggest rivals in the span of three and a half months. You absolutely have to hand it to them. #RCTID
November 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Future trivia night: In what year did Sounders lose 5-1 to both Whitecaps & Timbers?
Sounders look dead
November 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Sounders look dead
Vancouver Whitecaps FC: 5 (2.16 xG)
vs
Seattle Sounders FC: 1 (1.14 xG)
#VANvSEA | #VWFC | #Sounders | #MLS | 🤖⚽
vs
Seattle Sounders FC: 1 (1.14 xG)
#VANvSEA | #VWFC | #Sounders | #MLS | 🤖⚽
November 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Vancouver Whitecaps FC: 5 (2.16 xG)
vs
Seattle Sounders FC: 1 (1.14 xG)
#VANvSEA | #VWFC | #Sounders | #MLS | 🤖⚽
vs
Seattle Sounders FC: 1 (1.14 xG)
#VANvSEA | #VWFC | #Sounders | #MLS | 🤖⚽
Another truly incandescent performance from Bruno today.
Absolutely cooking the Sounders.
Absolutely cooking the Sounders.
November 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Another truly incandescent performance from Bruno today.
Absolutely cooking the Sounders.
Absolutely cooking the Sounders.
to me looked like Nouhou got his leg taken out but Sounders simply can’t buy a break from the refs the last few games.
November 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
to me looked like Nouhou got his leg taken out but Sounders simply can’t buy a break from the refs the last few games.
Mostly I’m upset that the Sounders disappointed Rick Steves
October 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Mostly I’m upset that the Sounders disappointed Rick Steves
Sounders fans, we've got your Sunday plans! 👀
Join us November 1 at The Atlantic Crossing for an official Sounders FC Watch Party! First drink is on us ($9 or less, while funds last), plus raffles, signed merch, match tickets & more!
Join us November 1 at The Atlantic Crossing for an official Sounders FC Watch Party! First drink is on us ($9 or less, while funds last), plus raffles, signed merch, match tickets & more!
October 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Sounders fans, we've got your Sunday plans! 👀
Join us November 1 at The Atlantic Crossing for an official Sounders FC Watch Party! First drink is on us ($9 or less, while funds last), plus raffles, signed merch, match tickets & more!
Join us November 1 at The Atlantic Crossing for an official Sounders FC Watch Party! First drink is on us ($9 or less, while funds last), plus raffles, signed merch, match tickets & more!
Full time. Sounders fall 1-0. Dynamo win at Lumen Field for the first time EVER, ending an 18-game drought. This is also the Sounders’ first loss to Dynamo anywhere since 2021. Dynamo take just two shots, but it was enough. Sounders currently 8th, 2 points clear of red line. Stats via @fotmob.com
October 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Full time. Sounders fall 1-0. Dynamo win at Lumen Field for the first time EVER, ending an 18-game drought. This is also the Sounders’ first loss to Dynamo anywhere since 2021. Dynamo take just two shots, but it was enough. Sounders currently 8th, 2 points clear of red line. Stats via @fotmob.com
We've still got a couple of hours of Halloween on the best coast. Here's something for everyone, assuming everyone is a Ghost Rider or Seattle Sounders fan.
November 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
We've still got a couple of hours of Halloween on the best coast. Here's something for everyone, assuming everyone is a Ghost Rider or Seattle Sounders fan.
November 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
not sure how sounders didn’t score there.
November 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
not sure how sounders didn’t score there.
I don't think I'll turn on the Sounders game tbh
November 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I don't think I'll turn on the Sounders game tbh
Sounders game with @curoar.bsky.social and @cannonfodder79.bsky.social
October 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Sounders game with @curoar.bsky.social and @cannonfodder79.bsky.social
Love crushing the sounders
November 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Love crushing the sounders