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I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
September 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
September 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
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Compound bow
First developed in the
Ancient World
Can't be drawn by just a random guy
Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
First developed in the
Ancient World
Can't be drawn by just a random guy
Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
My brain has decided to fixate on the fact that "compound bow" scans exactly like "uptown girl"
August 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Compound bow
First developed in the
Ancient World
Can't be drawn by just a random guy
Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
First developed in the
Ancient World
Can't be drawn by just a random guy
Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
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For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news
August 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news
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You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
July 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Lindsey Graham's legacy will be nothing at all. He will be forgotten as soon as the dirt is shoveled on his coffin. He stood for nothing and no one, not even himself.
July 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Lindsey Graham's legacy will be nothing at all. He will be forgotten as soon as the dirt is shoveled on his coffin. He stood for nothing and no one, not even himself.
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Your dog hates fireworks. My dog is chasing me with a roman candle because she celebrates liberty
July 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Your dog hates fireworks. My dog is chasing me with a roman candle because she celebrates liberty
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we should have hung lee
July 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
we should have hung lee
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Ask your doctor if repeatedly hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is right for you
May 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Ask your doctor if repeatedly hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is right for you
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Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
May 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
(via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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My head hurts
Trump: "Davy Crockett, obviously a distant relative of Jasmine Crockett, and a very High IQ Frontiersman, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago, and especially Jasmine’s Great Success as a Politician from the Great State of Texas! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
April 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My head hurts
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Awww fuck not Bruce
March 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Awww fuck not Bruce
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The decrepit monarch is speaking to his subjects only through indifferent telegrams from the winter palace sent between rounds of golf and cheeseburgers and personal services.
Trump both announced that the United States was going to war with Iran and then later discussed the first deaths of US service members in that war via videos recorded at his Florida resort.
Astonishingly disrespectful of the stakes and impact. I don’t think it will go over well with most Americans.
Astonishingly disrespectful of the stakes and impact. I don’t think it will go over well with most Americans.
March 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The decrepit monarch is speaking to his subjects only through indifferent telegrams from the winter palace sent between rounds of golf and cheeseburgers and personal services.
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Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
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Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
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I will not be carrying my papers. Fuck you. Make me.
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I will not be carrying my papers. Fuck you. Make me.
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ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
BREAKING: A federal officer shot a person in the leg after being attacked with a shovel during a Minneapolis arrest, an AP source says.
Federal officer shoots person in leg after being attacked during Minneapolis arrest, AP source says
A federal officer has shot a person in the leg in Minneapolis after being attacked with a shovel during an arrest Wednesday.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
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We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.
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I am a comfortable, influential PhD and published author and broadcaster, and I don’t understand why people of color buying a snack at Cinnabon don’t just reason with the person shouting racial slurs at them, for the good of World Socialism.
Today in the Atlantic
Today in the Atlantic
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I am a comfortable, influential PhD and published author and broadcaster, and I don’t understand why people of color buying a snack at Cinnabon don’t just reason with the person shouting racial slurs at them, for the good of World Socialism.
Today in the Atlantic
Today in the Atlantic
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Confession: socialists make me anxious because I find it hard to figure out whether they are making fun of themselves or me
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Confession: socialists make me anxious because I find it hard to figure out whether they are making fun of themselves or me
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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He did not rage against every reporter's question like this in the first term. This is yet another sign of accelerating dementia.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
He did not rage against every reporter's question like this in the first term. This is yet another sign of accelerating dementia.
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Gavin Newsom is the front runner for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination because he is the only candidate trying to appeal to what the Democratic base wants (putting everyone in the Trump administration to the sword).
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gavin Newsom is the front runner for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination because he is the only candidate trying to appeal to what the Democratic base wants (putting everyone in the Trump administration to the sword).
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers