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davidhex.bsky.social
Miniature Enemy Crab
@davidhex.bsky.social
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he/him. I am an enthusiastic public library employee and union member. I believe a life well lived centers curiosity, wonder, and kindness to others. As Robin Wall Kimmerer wrote, store your abundance in those around you.
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Today I noticed that the calendar provided to city work sites by the city has a major error.
Calendar box for day 21 that denotes a holiday, YORN KIPPUR (the holiday is spelled YOM KIPPUR)
September 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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From reddit twelve years ago, for those who don't believe Ian
Screenshot taken from a reddit Ask Me Anything from twelve years ago. Macklemore (OP) says "Mack-La-More is how it's pronounced. Should have picked an easier name to say"
September 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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*brushing my teeth, when a man climbs out of the toilet*

Honey? The plumber's here
An illustration from the back of a plumber's van depicting a while man in a blue shirt climbing out of a toilet while holding a red wrench
September 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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I really enjoyed Star Wars Zero Company. had a blast the whole way through. looking forward to playing it again very soon. here's my Hawks
Side by side screenshots of a character from Star Wars Zero Company. The character is always named Hawks, this one is called Bree Hawks. On the left is the character during cycle 13: a black human woman with voluminous curly hair colored black and yellow, wearing a black vest with a golden patch on the right shoulder; yellow covered clone armor gloves on each hand; a maroon shirt and pants; she is holding a blaster pistol and there is another side arm at her belt; she has a gold patch of lipstick in the center of her lower lip. On the right is the character at cycle 38: same facial features and weapons as before, but now wearing a hat with earflaps and raised goggles, an armored yellow tunic over a purple shirt with a hood; yellow sleeves with brown gloves; a vee shaped flap comes down from the top past several belts, colored maroon with yellow edge; maroon pants.
September 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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I found another angle on this poster online that suggests this character has a long head, and wears a white shirt with a black tie, if that helps anyone narrow it down...
A close up cropped section of a large poster, with a red circle drawn to highlight a mostly obscured cartoon character that appears to be a white man, balding black hair, with a tall head, wearing a white, collared shirt with a narrow black tie
August 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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The tape near the collar suggested to me that the whole head & neck comes off
Close up view of the neck of the Michael Jordan Space Jam Cookie Jar, showing where two pieces of Scotch tape have been applied to seemingly keep the neck attached to the collar of the jersey.
August 28, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Sad meowdy too sad, too powerful. I ordered 2
Order summary for 2x tiny meowdy keychains
July 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
davidhex.bsky.social
michael lutz sort-of-meme modified to say "it's what I do"
July 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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groucho marx. a man with round glasses frames, a cigar in his mouth, and thick eyebrows and mustache made with grease paint. wearing a dark suit
July 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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I may not have a bumper, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy my @sarahmackattack.bsky.social bumper sticker!
Top down view looking at the rack over the rear tire of a bicycle. Bright red panniers are attached to either side of the rack. On top of the rack, between the bags, is a purple and green bumper sticker illustrated with plants and the text, "Please plant native plants or go to hell."
June 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Partial screenshot of the website joshclarkcalculates.com which lets you compare things. At the top is the user submitted mad-lib style question, "Philadelphia has the size of how many shrimp?" At the bottom it says, "result found. Philadelphia has the size of 16.8 trillion shrimp" Not pictured is the part of the website further down where it explains how the answer was calculated.
May 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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I was able to find the eComics through my public library via Hoopla (1-6 and 7-12)
Screenshot from the Hoopla app showing the covers for Star Wars Darth Vader: Vader, and Shadows and Secrets
May 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Screenshot of the description of the starcraft 2 zerg queen ability Spawn Larva
May 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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there are two kinds of posts
two of my posts in a row: the first says "If we were truly able to create a software that was on the level of "sentience," using it for any human purpose would be completely unethical treatment of that sentience. We should all hope that "A.I." stays unaware and unintelligent." The second says "cheorge glooney"
May 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Welcome. I've been using this one for years. I don't know if it's any good for me but I like it
Logitech M575 wireless trackball mouse
May 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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image stolen from a fruity pebbles commercial that shows fred flintstone in a wrestling ring after having fallen down, yelling at barney rubble who is sitting outside of the ring at a stone table eating fruity pebbles. an added word ballon has fred shouting, "Barney! Fuck off!"
May 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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i was taking the photo because the lighting looked cool and then this happened
a tan/white Pomeranian dog laying on brown flooring, with bright sunlight illuminating it from the left, in a deep mid yawn with his pink tongue out at full length
April 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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I work for the library, famously a place one should not scream. Thank you Kim
A white man with a beard stands in front of bookshelves full of books. He is wearing a black T shirt with a design on it by Kim Hu that says AAAAAAAAAAHH
April 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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One time I noticed that we had baked cheese snacks for dogs and for humans that were nearly identical (both 100% cheese!) so I got a bunch of people at a party to try them and see if they can find any difference
Two orange containers of baked cheese snacks. Both say they are 100% cheese. One is meant for dogs and the other is meant for people.
April 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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you do not ever have to hand it to the economist, but I did like this cover
Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"
April 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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James, back in 2022, before Twitter was a nightmare app, you gave me a free ticket to see Ron Funches and I would love to repay you for that kindness. Please get in touch or share your Venmo if you are comfortable with that
Ron Funches ticket! in Gmail
April 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Kim Hu [skull illustration]. Order [redacted]. Your order is confirmed. Your order is in the works. We'll email you an update when it ships.
April 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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It's hot enough out in San Francisco that the chocolate shop is promoting their cold water
An A-frame sign on the sidewalk outside of a business that says COLD WATER SALE $2
March 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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this part of the photo gave me a fright
a photo with two men stand one in front of the other. they are wearing the same color clothes (black) and have the same hair color (gray) and similar skin tone so it looks like one man with two faces.
March 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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well well well if it isn't the law job brothers
a photograph of the advertisement on the back of a bus. The ad says "Injured? Call the law brothers" and includes their phone number. The ad shows two men wearing suits in a casual pose, one with his arms folded and the other with his arm resting on the shoulder of the first.
March 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM