dchanson.bsky.social
@dchanson.bsky.social
…that has announced to all and sundry that it’s full of weapons
September 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
@atrupar.com Can you spread the word?
September 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
An absolutely perfect novella
September 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pink slime: his meat and his brain
September 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Life is short, and hair will grow again
Go wild!
Seriously, you may find the simplicity and efficiency of short hair a relief in your busy schedule. You will look beautiful no matter your hairstyle, and a short cut would let your excellent bone structure shine ✨
September 16, 2026 at 12:38 PM
“From Dude to Duke”
There, I’ve got your next title for you
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Grr, asked me THAT

Oh for an edit button
September 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Somebody should have asked me before I named my daughter…
September 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Sterkte!
September 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Happy sabbatical!
September 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I assume you meant customer but I like the image of Mullet at a costumer’s house. What was he ordering? A military uniform, so he could look like he enlisted? Heels, fan, and feather boa? 👠 👙
September 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded
September 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Thank you for this piece. Sickening to think that Belgrade will be celebrating him.

I didn’t know about the Bužim incident.
September 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
and all while wearing the world’s least convincing toupee
September 7, 2026 at 12:22 PM
You are correct
September 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
But gopdallas is not the Republicans’ actual page
September 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Would that it were true, but that is not in fact the real address for the Republican convention 🤷🏼‍♀️

It was a beautiful lie
September 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
September 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Not guilty by reason of insanity is not a walk, it means she stays in the mental hospital she’s already in
September 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM