DecentEye
@decenteye.bsky.social
Bored southerner. I have no idea what I’m doing here either.
www.ryanhague.com
www.ryanhague.com
Damn girl are you ChatGPT because you’re agreeing with everything I say and I think you might be hallucinating.
June 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Damn girl are you ChatGPT because you’re agreeing with everything I say and I think you might be hallucinating.
Every day
You ever crack open a fresh jar of mayonnaise and lean down and whisper into it "all of this is eventually going to go in my body"
May 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Every day
Mark Rothko’s “Twinkie”
𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, No. 10, 1957
Oil on canvas
@menicollection
📸 chubbydeepmaroon submitted to me on Tumblr
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko/ Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
☼𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘
Oil on canvas
@menicollection
📸 chubbydeepmaroon submitted to me on Tumblr
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko/ Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
☼𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘
April 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Mark Rothko’s “Twinkie”
“I only want to make cookies that are dangerous,” says local baker who refuses to make gluten options.
March 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
“I only want to make cookies that are dangerous,” says local baker who refuses to make gluten options.
"University of Minnesota. Leave." so much cleaner.
It has gone under the radar, but the University of Minnesota has selected a new brand tagline: "Leave a Future"
Ummm ... it kind of makes the old "Driven to Discover" tagline look like a work of genius.
I've got another tagline to run by them: "Uff da"
umarcomm.umn.edu/brand
Ummm ... it kind of makes the old "Driven to Discover" tagline look like a work of genius.
I've got another tagline to run by them: "Uff da"
umarcomm.umn.edu/brand
March 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"University of Minnesota. Leave." so much cleaner.
Study my DNA and this tech is obsolete
March 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Study my DNA and this tech is obsolete
Again, tooting my own horn, this is how I know he’s My Mayor.
maaaajor photo of our mayor from @alexkrales.bsky.social in which we learn Mamdani is an iced-coffee-in-winter guy
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Again, tooting my own horn, this is how I know he’s My Mayor.
Can you believe it’s a proven fact that the average person spends almost 3 full months of their life erasing and retyping autocorrect mistakes? I wasted 45 seconds on this one tweet.
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Can you believe it’s a proven fact that the average person spends almost 3 full months of their life erasing and retyping autocorrect mistakes? I wasted 45 seconds on this one tweet.
@internethippo.bsky.social are you the one who had the Tweet about the poop salesman predicting the world would be fueled by poop in 10 years? Help.
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
@internethippo.bsky.social are you the one who had the Tweet about the poop salesman predicting the world would be fueled by poop in 10 years? Help.
Seeing someone get m*rdered by ICE, then a separate video of an ICE agent point-blank pepper balling a protestor for said m*rder, then seeing an ad for Chili’s 2 for Tuesdays. This is the capitalist/fascist dream, right?
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Seeing someone get m*rdered by ICE, then a separate video of an ICE agent point-blank pepper balling a protestor for said m*rder, then seeing an ad for Chili’s 2 for Tuesdays. This is the capitalist/fascist dream, right?
I completely obliterated my Sunday scaries using this one crazy trick (getting laid off)
It is Super Bowl Sunday for scaries
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I completely obliterated my Sunday scaries using this one crazy trick (getting laid off)
Hot take but this bit is lame outside of high school geography.
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Hot take but this bit is lame outside of high school geography.
“You might just get hit with the RICO” - Drake, 2015
Drake, streamer Adin Ross, and online casino Stake are being sued for a RICO scheme. The lawsuit alleges parties took illegal gambling gains and funneled them into Australian bot farms to boost Drake’s Spotify numbers.
Drake Is Being Sued for Stream-Boosting, Gambling Scheme
Drake, streamer Adin Ross, and online casino Stake are being sued for a RICO scheme. The lawsuit alleges parties took illegal gambling gains and funneled them into Australian bot farms to boost Drake’s Spotify numbers.
www.vulture.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“You might just get hit with the RICO” - Drake, 2015
Pumped to learn Mamdani is an iced coffee drinker even in the winter, he and I share a lot more than just hating on billionaires.
Mayor Mamdani hasn't moved into Gracie Mansion yet and remains in his Astoria apartment for now, his team says. He expects to move at some point before his lease is up Jan. 30.
His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.
His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Pumped to learn Mamdani is an iced coffee drinker even in the winter, he and I share a lot more than just hating on billionaires.
Philip Rivers looking like a father of three who won a Make-A-Wish
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Philip Rivers looking like a father of three who won a Make-A-Wish
There’s no reason a man named Ladd McConkey should have an American accent. He should be speaking Irish so deeply it hurts my ears.
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There’s no reason a man named Ladd McConkey should have an American accent. He should be speaking Irish so deeply it hurts my ears.
Shit endorses butt
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Shit endorses butt
Me and my friends keep each other in the green by Venmoing the same $200 around to each other every month.
Sources: Disney's Sora deal is entirely in OpenAI stock rather than a cash licensing fee; Disney has the option to buy additional stock beyond the $1B stake (Bloomberg)
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December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me and my friends keep each other in the green by Venmoing the same $200 around to each other every month.
New Christmas remixes go hard
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
New Christmas remixes go hard
Some days I’m chopped. But other days? Other days I’m washed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Some days I’m chopped. But other days? Other days I’m washed.
We’re not meant to understand why Thanksgiving leftovers fit perfectly together smashed between two pieces of bread. It is above our purpose.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We’re not meant to understand why Thanksgiving leftovers fit perfectly together smashed between two pieces of bread. It is above our purpose.
The thing about me is, I’m more like a two trick pony. Three tricks if I’ve been practicing.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The thing about me is, I’m more like a two trick pony. Three tricks if I’ve been practicing.
Crazy fact: people answer the door covered in blood on Halloween more than any other day of the year.
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Crazy fact: people answer the door covered in blood on Halloween more than any other day of the year.
Me, freezing peach slices: this will be great for when I make a smoothie one time this year.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Me, freezing peach slices: this will be great for when I make a smoothie one time this year.
Oh you don’t like ticket resale prices? Have you considered just not liking baseball?
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh you don’t like ticket resale prices? Have you considered just not liking baseball?