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September 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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October 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘤 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘗𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳, 𝘉𝘰𝘣. 𝘚𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘟𝘟𝘟𝘟𝘟𝘟 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.
October 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
“𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦!!“

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October 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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October 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
“𝐖𝐎𝐀𝐇! 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.... 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭.“

(Marvel/DC acknowledged in JoJo? This just got REALLY bizarre. Very bizarre. More bizarre than a blizzard.)

[ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ.]
October 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
“𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭! 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝟏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐰) 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭!“

(Yeah! Remember her? Or Enchantress? Or Black Widow voiced by Nikki Futterman? Or uhhhh..)
October 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝

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── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝
── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬

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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝

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𝕋𝕠 𝕞𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕏-𝕄𝕖𝕟...
June 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 &@$%*! %*!@& 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐏 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄?! 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐊𝐘!“
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October 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
(So tired…)

[ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ, ꜱᴛᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 11ᴘᴍ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜱᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ.]

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October 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
“𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐀 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.“
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How many times must I remind people I am divorced to T'Challa...
October 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙!

KAREN

#MVRP | #SBRP | #NICKRP
May 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
“𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐥“
October 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
🤫 “𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲.“
"Good luck with that and what does a car have to do with anything?"
“𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞, 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐞! 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝟓 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟑 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐂𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐜?!“
October 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞, 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐞! 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝟓 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟑 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐂𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐜?!“
"Hey I don't make the rules I just choose not to follow them! And nope sorry never met those two before maybe another version of myself has"
“𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘?! 𝐎𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍! 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐞 (𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬...) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ’𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰’ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨? 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩?“

[ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱɴᴇʏ & ꜰᴏx ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ?]

(Yeah, I mean wait what?)
October 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
“𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘?! 𝐎𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍! 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐞 (𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬...) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ’𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰’ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨? 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩?“

[ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱɴᴇʏ & ꜰᴏx ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ?]

(Yeah, I mean wait what?)
October 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
“𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐉𝐮𝐛𝐲! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧? 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐖 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒!“

(It was for… science! Yeah!)

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ. ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴꜱɪᴏɴ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ.]
October 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐘.“
October 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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“𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑴𝒖𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕/𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑱𝒖𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒆!”
October 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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ʀᴇꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ
ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴏɴʏ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜ
October 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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"Bub."
January 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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ꨄ︎ HEDI, THE EMBODIMENT OF HEDONISM. ꨄ︎

‪‪❤︎‬literate mvrp oc.
‪‪❤︎‬mvrp / ships with chem.
❤︎n/sfw for themes and language, 18+ content possible.
❤︎minors dni and minors dnf.
❤︎penned by shy, 21+ years old.

#MVRP // #OCRP
October 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
“𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬! 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲! 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫!“

(Insert that Flapjack groaning/stock sound)

“𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲..“
October 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 ’𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞’ 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐉𝐨𝐉𝐨. 𝐏𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐲𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥.“

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October 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM