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"𝚂𝚑𝚑, 𝙼𝚢 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙸𝚜 𝚃𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐" || 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝔻𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕙 || 𝟚𝟟 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 || 𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 & 𝔼𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 || 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝 𝔽𝕠𝕔𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 || (ℕ)𝕊𝔽𝕎 ℝℙ || ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕃𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕤 == 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 & 𝕄𝔻ℕ𝕀 ||
(Siiiigh, fiine.)
𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘩.
“𝐌𝐦𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.“ 🥪
𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘩.
“𝐌𝐦𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.“ 🥪
October 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
(Siiiigh, fiine.)
𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘩.
“𝐌𝐦𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.“ 🥪
𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘩.
“𝐌𝐦𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟎 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.“ 🥪
“𝐍𝐨, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦. 𝐇𝐎𝐓. 𝐂𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄.“
October 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
“𝐍𝐨, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦. 𝐇𝐎𝐓. 𝐂𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄.“
“𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞(𝐬)(𝐯𝐞𝐬).“
(Death is a baddie, Shilklah… not so sure.)
[ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴜʙᴜꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ.]
“𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬’ 𝐰𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐢 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬!“
(That issue is not canon anymore..)
(Death is a baddie, Shilklah… not so sure.)
[ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴜʙᴜꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ.]
“𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬’ 𝐰𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐢 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬!“
(That issue is not canon anymore..)
October 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
“𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞(𝐬)(𝐯𝐞𝐬).“
(Death is a baddie, Shilklah… not so sure.)
[ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴜʙᴜꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ.]
“𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬’ 𝐰𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐢 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬!“
(That issue is not canon anymore..)
(Death is a baddie, Shilklah… not so sure.)
[ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴜʙᴜꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ.]
“𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬’ 𝐰𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐢 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬!“
(That issue is not canon anymore..)
“𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐀 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦! 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬... 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐆.“
October 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
“𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐀 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦! 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬... 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐆.“
“𝐇𝐦𝐦𝐦, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭... 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊!“
(The Deadpool Avengers is not responsible for any injuries or deaths, please read the asterisks.)
[ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.]
(The Deadpool Avengers is not responsible for any injuries or deaths, please read the asterisks.)
[ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.]
October 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
“𝐇𝐦𝐦𝐦, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭... 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊!“
(The Deadpool Avengers is not responsible for any injuries or deaths, please read the asterisks.)
[ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.]
(The Deadpool Avengers is not responsible for any injuries or deaths, please read the asterisks.)
[ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ.]
“𝐔𝐠𝐡... 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐍𝐨 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰.“
October 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
“𝐔𝐠𝐡... 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐍𝐨 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰.“
“𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦!!“
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October 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦!!“
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“𝐖𝐎𝐀𝐇! 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.... 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭.“
(Marvel/DC acknowledged in JoJo? This just got REALLY bizarre. Very bizarre. More bizarre than a blizzard.)
[ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ.]
(Marvel/DC acknowledged in JoJo? This just got REALLY bizarre. Very bizarre. More bizarre than a blizzard.)
[ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ.]
October 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
“𝐖𝐎𝐀𝐇! 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.... 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭.“
(Marvel/DC acknowledged in JoJo? This just got REALLY bizarre. Very bizarre. More bizarre than a blizzard.)
[ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ.]
(Marvel/DC acknowledged in JoJo? This just got REALLY bizarre. Very bizarre. More bizarre than a blizzard.)
[ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ.]
“𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭! 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝟏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐰) 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭!“
(Yeah! Remember her? Or Enchantress? Or Black Widow voiced by Nikki Futterman? Or uhhhh..)
(Yeah! Remember her? Or Enchantress? Or Black Widow voiced by Nikki Futterman? Or uhhhh..)
October 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
“𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭! 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝟏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐰) 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭!“
(Yeah! Remember her? Or Enchantress? Or Black Widow voiced by Nikki Futterman? Or uhhhh..)
(Yeah! Remember her? Or Enchantress? Or Black Widow voiced by Nikki Futterman? Or uhhhh..)
“𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘?! 𝐎𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍! 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐞 (𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬...) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ’𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰’ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨? 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩?“
[ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱɴᴇʏ & ꜰᴏx ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ?]
(Yeah, I mean wait what?)
[ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱɴᴇʏ & ꜰᴏx ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ?]
(Yeah, I mean wait what?)
October 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
“𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘?! 𝐎𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍! 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐞 (𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬...) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ’𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰’ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨? 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩?“
[ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱɴᴇʏ & ꜰᴏx ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ?]
(Yeah, I mean wait what?)
[ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱɴᴇʏ & ꜰᴏx ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ?]
(Yeah, I mean wait what?)
“𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐉𝐮𝐛𝐲! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧? 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐖 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒!“
(It was for… science! Yeah!)
[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ. ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴꜱɪᴏɴ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ.]
(It was for… science! Yeah!)
[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ. ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴꜱɪᴏɴ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ.]
October 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐉𝐮𝐛𝐲! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧? 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐖 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒!“
(It was for… science! Yeah!)
[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ. ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴꜱɪᴏɴ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ.]
(It was for… science! Yeah!)
[ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ. ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴꜱɪᴏɴ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ.]
“𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐘.“
October 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
“𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐘.“
“𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧, 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥. 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐭!“
October 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧, 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥. 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐭!“
“𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬! 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲! 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫!“
(Insert that Flapjack groaning/stock sound)
“𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲..“
(Insert that Flapjack groaning/stock sound)
“𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲..“
October 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬! 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲! 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫!“
(Insert that Flapjack groaning/stock sound)
“𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲..“
(Insert that Flapjack groaning/stock sound)
“𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲..“
“𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒.
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐩.𝐬.... 𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐁𝐑 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐟!“
(Only Japanese rap can get you so far in life…)
[ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜰʟᴇᴇᴛᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴄ?]
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐩.𝐬.... 𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐁𝐑 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐟!“
(Only Japanese rap can get you so far in life…)
[ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜰʟᴇᴇᴛᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴄ?]
October 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒.
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐩.𝐬.... 𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐁𝐑 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐟!“
(Only Japanese rap can get you so far in life…)
[ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜰʟᴇᴇᴛᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴄ?]
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐩.𝐬.... 𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐁𝐑 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐟!“
(Only Japanese rap can get you so far in life…)
[ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜰʟᴇᴇᴛᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴄ?]
“𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋!“
(That was a compliment, support, thrive even.)
[ʏᴇꜱ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇʟʏ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ʀᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ.]
(That was a compliment, support, thrive even.)
[ʏᴇꜱ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇʟʏ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ʀᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ.]
October 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
“𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋!“
(That was a compliment, support, thrive even.)
[ʏᴇꜱ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇʟʏ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ʀᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ.]
(That was a compliment, support, thrive even.)
[ʏᴇꜱ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇʟʏ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ʀᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ.]
“𝐔𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐠𝐡... 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐢𝐢𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐙𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞!“
[ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴛ.]
(Welcome to 2026 where as soon as it’s October 1st like everybody else!)
[ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴛ.]
(Welcome to 2026 where as soon as it’s October 1st like everybody else!)
October 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“𝐔𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐠𝐡... 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐢𝐢𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐙𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞!“
[ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴛ.]
(Welcome to 2026 where as soon as it’s October 1st like everybody else!)
[ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴛ.]
(Welcome to 2026 where as soon as it’s October 1st like everybody else!)
“𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝!“
[ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ?]
(Oh I know, but after reading that $*% I want to 😭)
[ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ?]
(Oh I know, but after reading that $*% I want to 😭)
October 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
“𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝!“
[ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ?]
(Oh I know, but after reading that $*% I want to 😭)
[ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ?]
(Oh I know, but after reading that $*% I want to 😭)
“𝐎𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥... 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐬...“
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October 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
“𝐎𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥... 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐬...“
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𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.
“𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬...“
“𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬...“
September 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.
“𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬...“
“𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬...“
𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 (𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 100𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦)
“𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭..“
“𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭..“
September 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 (𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 100𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦)
“𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭..“
“𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭..“
“𝐍𝐚𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫!“
September 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“𝐍𝐚𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫!“
“𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐈’𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤?!“
September 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐈’𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤?!“