Dingus Khan
@dinguskhan123.bsky.social
Honored member of Dolly Parton's Sardaukar legion, girl dad, lesbian leader
Dying ar 71 as a senator is so embarrising, might as well have been a stillborn baby
July 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Dying ar 71 as a senator is so embarrising, might as well have been a stillborn baby
I had a 20 minute phone call with Mitch McCannal, she's black
July 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I had a 20 minute phone call with Mitch McCannal, she's black
They're building me an alter in the evening dews and damps
July 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
They're building me an alter in the evening dews and damps
"When its Sydney Sweeney shes a star but when its a black doll she's unprofessional and is made a fetish. Yet the mother of the white mans god and the temple whore are both called Mary?"
Transgender Malcolm X (Malcolm She-baz) staging an armed protest outside of the american eagle for platforming the white body
July 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"When its Sydney Sweeney shes a star but when its a black doll she's unprofessional and is made a fetish. Yet the mother of the white mans god and the temple whore are both called Mary?"
Transgender Malcolm X (Malcolm She-baz) staging an armed protest outside of the american eagle for platforming the white body
July 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Transgender Malcolm X (Malcolm She-baz) staging an armed protest outside of the american eagle for platforming the white body
Becoming a victim of alpine divorce at the grocery store
April 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Becoming a victim of alpine divorce at the grocery store
Getting a sweet treat at a bakery thst sucks feels like being on a prank show
April 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Getting a sweet treat at a bakery thst sucks feels like being on a prank show
They are selling gender fluid at aldi
April 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
They are selling gender fluid at aldi
Reposted by Dingus Khan
The world can't know about my bologne love. I can afford better meat but don't want to
April 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The world can't know about my bologne love. I can afford better meat but don't want to
Watching Better Call Saul with my fiance and its possible that this is the most literary TV show of all time
February 19, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Watching Better Call Saul with my fiance and its possible that this is the most literary TV show of all time
Men turn 30 and start wearing jeggings to work
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Men turn 30 and start wearing jeggings to work
because you are mid, you are neither mogging nor chopped, I will spew thee out of my mouth
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
because you are mid, you are neither mogging nor chopped, I will spew thee out of my mouth
Betting $5,000 on draft kings thY both sides have fun
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Betting $5,000 on draft kings thY both sides have fun
Listening to Louis Griffin sissy hypno
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Listening to Louis Griffin sissy hypno
Me: I know we've had some hard times after encountering the Wizard, but I still love you.
Lizard girlfriend: Bring me more chicken bones
Lizard girlfriend: Bring me more chicken bones
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Me: I know we've had some hard times after encountering the Wizard, but I still love you.
Lizard girlfriend: Bring me more chicken bones
Lizard girlfriend: Bring me more chicken bones
Bouncing a morse code message on it
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Bouncing a morse code message on it
Accidentally listened to AM radio at work and it appears that 2000s misogyny is alive and well in the sound sphere
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Accidentally listened to AM radio at work and it appears that 2000s misogyny is alive and well in the sound sphere
He will wither and die without his daily blooming onion
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
He will wither and die without his daily blooming onion
My fiance just said "I'm really goof at microwaves"
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My fiance just said "I'm really goof at microwaves"
Nancy Mace is kinda the Marie Curie of sexual harassment
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Nancy Mace is kinda the Marie Curie of sexual harassment
Nancy Mace is kinda the Marie Curie of sexual harassment
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Nancy Mace is kinda the Marie Curie of sexual harassment
Wait wait guys, I finally get the meaning of Christmas
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Wait wait guys, I finally get the meaning of Christmas
12 swingers have died this winter because they refused to abandon their Hawaiian shirts
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
12 swingers have died this winter because they refused to abandon their Hawaiian shirts
If you buy your family dunkin donuts, you deserve a visit from CPS
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
If you buy your family dunkin donuts, you deserve a visit from CPS