Oh yeah
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
September 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh yeah
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Dear fireworks,
You suck!
Hatefully, not yours,
-Deez
PS I hate you
You suck!
Hatefully, not yours,
-Deez
PS I hate you
July 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Dear fireworks,
You suck!
Hatefully, not yours,
-Deez
PS I hate you
You suck!
Hatefully, not yours,
-Deez
PS I hate you
And remember, if you're hot they're hot
Let squirrels in your home
Decent chance they won't steal all your copper pipes
Let squirrels in your home
Decent chance they won't steal all your copper pipes
June 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
And remember, if you're hot they're hot
Let squirrels in your home
Decent chance they won't steal all your copper pipes
Let squirrels in your home
Decent chance they won't steal all your copper pipes
With this revelation the vulva thing is now perhaps overly optimistic
June 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
With this revelation the vulva thing is now perhaps overly optimistic
I apologize in advance for NOTHING!
June 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I apologize in advance for NOTHING!
Most heroes don't wear capes
More often they just have some sort of blunt object
More often they just have some sort of blunt object
June 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Most heroes don't wear capes
More often they just have some sort of blunt object
More often they just have some sort of blunt object
Good Lord republicans are the most beta betas to ever beta
May 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Good Lord republicans are the most beta betas to ever beta
"I don't understand why my kids stopped talking to me just because I voted for Trump. It's only politics"
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
"I don't understand why my kids stopped talking to me just because I voted for Trump. It's only politics"
Blacks for Trump you gotta be feeling about as stupid as Hispanics for Trump
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Blacks for Trump you gotta be feeling about as stupid as Hispanics for Trump
January 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I just got blocked by an orca even though squirrels and cetacea have always had neutrality
@harryseaotter.bsky.social I think they're planning something. Stay safe
@harryseaotter.bsky.social I think they're planning something. Stay safe
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I just got blocked by an orca even though squirrels and cetacea have always had neutrality
@harryseaotter.bsky.social I think they're planning something. Stay safe
@harryseaotter.bsky.social I think they're planning something. Stay safe
Serving them is quite literally treason
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Serving them is quite literally treason
When that podcaster was killed by a right-winger the only thing that left said about his kids was they're sorry they lost their father
When this mom was murdered by Trump's SS the right immediately targeted the children for doxxing and harassment
When this mom was murdered by Trump's SS the right immediately targeted the children for doxxing and harassment
January 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
When that podcaster was killed by a right-winger the only thing that left said about his kids was they're sorry they lost their father
When this mom was murdered by Trump's SS the right immediately targeted the children for doxxing and harassment
When this mom was murdered by Trump's SS the right immediately targeted the children for doxxing and harassment
Better not hear anymore about that podcaster from the right
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Better not hear anymore about that podcaster from the right
Did I tell you about that time I fought a dragon? It made all the papers
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Did I tell you about that time I fought a dragon? It made all the papers
Things are going great! Golden age!
Btw you peasants remember, you don't need to eat a full meal or have presents for Xmas
Just learn to appreciate what billionaires have
Btw you peasants remember, you don't need to eat a full meal or have presents for Xmas
Just learn to appreciate what billionaires have
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Things are going great! Golden age!
Btw you peasants remember, you don't need to eat a full meal or have presents for Xmas
Just learn to appreciate what billionaires have
Btw you peasants remember, you don't need to eat a full meal or have presents for Xmas
Just learn to appreciate what billionaires have
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
So after his single term do you reckon fettermanchin will go work for Fox or newsmax or some healthcare lobby to fight against insurance companies ever having to pay to cover any care ever?
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So after his single term do you reckon fettermanchin will go work for Fox or newsmax or some healthcare lobby to fight against insurance companies ever having to pay to cover any care ever?