What if we do fight club but it's hamsters and you're totally allowed to talk about it because it's adorable?
September 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What if we do fight club but it's hamsters and you're totally allowed to talk about it because it's adorable?
dumBo's biggest achievement in life was having a daddy who owns an oil company
As a reminder, Bo French didn't attend the University of Texas, but -- in his role as a white man -- he thinks he gets to complain about the demographics of actual students who do attend classes there.
White guys own everything, you see.
White guys own everything, you see.
Hi. I’d like to report a racist who is running for statewide office in Texas.
September 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
dumBo's biggest achievement in life was having a daddy who owns an oil company
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Oh yeah
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
September 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh yeah
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Acorn crop is coming along nicely
Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Vote for Deez and I'll make sure the tooth fairy leaves you 100 bucks for every tooth under your pillow!
September 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Vote for Deez and I'll make sure the tooth fairy leaves you 100 bucks for every tooth under your pillow!
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It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
September 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
😭😭😭😭😭
There will be an investigation
And revenge
There will be an investigation
And revenge
There are about a dozen vultures hovering around or nearby, and they're all here for ONE dead squirrel (not my fault) on the road.
Nature's clean-up crew does NOT fuck around with dead bodies 👀
Nature's clean-up crew does NOT fuck around with dead bodies 👀
September 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
😭😭😭😭😭
There will be an investigation
And revenge
There will be an investigation
And revenge
BREAKING!!
They should reboot the Outer Limits series but instead this time it's the Otter Limits. Same general vibe but the twist at the end of every episode is that it was otters all along
They should reboot the Outer Limits series but instead this time it's the Otter Limits. Same general vibe but the twist at the end of every episode is that it was otters all along
August 19, 2026 at 12:21 PM
BREAKING!!
They should reboot the Outer Limits series but instead this time it's the Otter Limits. Same general vibe but the twist at the end of every episode is that it was otters all along
They should reboot the Outer Limits series but instead this time it's the Otter Limits. Same general vibe but the twist at the end of every episode is that it was otters all along
If this violent thug had been left in prison where he belongs after the first crime spree this kid wouldn't have been abused
Great work GOPedos
Great work GOPedos
Lauren Boebert should concern herself with her own family values, not mine.
US Rep. Lauren Boebert’s son faces charges of sexual exploitation of child
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert’s son Tyler Boebert has been charged with sexual exploitation of a child.
www.coloradopolitics.com
August 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If this violent thug had been left in prison where he belongs after the first crime spree this kid wouldn't have been abused
Great work GOPedos
Great work GOPedos
Germans who supported the Nazis from the beginning didn't get a pass for realizing at the end it didn't work out in their favor
If Trump offered them a special voucher just for them to make their groceries and gas affordable they'd be right back in the cult
If Trump offered them a special voucher just for them to make their groceries and gas affordable they'd be right back in the cult
MS NOW: Are you regretting your vote right now?
TRUMP VOTER: The past two years, yeah I have. I'm actually not even voting the next time.
TRUMP VOTER: The past two years, yeah I have. I'm actually not even voting the next time.
August 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Germans who supported the Nazis from the beginning didn't get a pass for realizing at the end it didn't work out in their favor
If Trump offered them a special voucher just for them to make their groceries and gas affordable they'd be right back in the cult
If Trump offered them a special voucher just for them to make their groceries and gas affordable they'd be right back in the cult
Teach me to do something and I probably won't do it and will act out
Do it for me whenever I demand it and I'll have that thing for life
Do it for me whenever I demand it and I'll have that thing for life
We do! I gave Doc my baked ziti recipe. He's gonna be fat & happy!
August 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Teach me to do something and I probably won't do it and will act out
Do it for me whenever I demand it and I'll have that thing for life
Do it for me whenever I demand it and I'll have that thing for life
The Nolan version made more money than the original
So by the laws of capitalism that means the 2026 Odyssey is the correct one
Helen is capitalisticly verified as black
Any other depiction is changing history
Anyone who doesn't agree is a communist
So by the laws of capitalism that means the 2026 Odyssey is the correct one
Helen is capitalisticly verified as black
Any other depiction is changing history
Anyone who doesn't agree is a communist
August 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The Nolan version made more money than the original
So by the laws of capitalism that means the 2026 Odyssey is the correct one
Helen is capitalisticly verified as black
Any other depiction is changing history
Anyone who doesn't agree is a communist
So by the laws of capitalism that means the 2026 Odyssey is the correct one
Helen is capitalisticly verified as black
Any other depiction is changing history
Anyone who doesn't agree is a communist
There should be a gameshow where a maga has to defend this stuff to win, I dunno, 50k to spend on Trump merch but they can't change the subject, lie, or engage in whataboutism
If they lose the money is instead given to a bunch of trans immigrant kids
If they lose the money is instead given to a bunch of trans immigrant kids
This is a man who has a hard time looking in the mirror
August 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
There should be a gameshow where a maga has to defend this stuff to win, I dunno, 50k to spend on Trump merch but they can't change the subject, lie, or engage in whataboutism
If they lose the money is instead given to a bunch of trans immigrant kids
If they lose the money is instead given to a bunch of trans immigrant kids
Who puts a marshmallow in a cocktail
What is this, middle school?!!
What is this, middle school?!!
Ambien’s been busy driving around the Northeast trying to find a bar where she can drink an entire cocktail without @docdeezwhat.bsky.social interfering.
August 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Who puts a marshmallow in a cocktail
What is this, middle school?!!
What is this, middle school?!!
People mocking Tate for only having one supporter show up aren't being fair
It would've been way more if the building was located further from schools and daycare centers
It would've been way more if the building was located further from schools and daycare centers
Andrew Tate lone supporter was seen outside the Special housing unit where the Tate brothers are being held. "TATES ARE HEROES" says the online propaganda but they didn't show up.
July 29, 2026 at 12:17 PM
People mocking Tate for only having one supporter show up aren't being fair
It would've been way more if the building was located further from schools and daycare centers
It would've been way more if the building was located further from schools and daycare centers
If y'all are going to turn my forest into suburbs I'm going to turn your landscaping into squirrel food
And probably mess up your roof
And probably mess up your roof
Did you see what @docdeezwhat.bsky.social did to my sunflowers?
July 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If y'all are going to turn my forest into suburbs I'm going to turn your landscaping into squirrel food
And probably mess up your roof
And probably mess up your roof
It's not vandalism, it's patriotism
July 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It's not vandalism, it's patriotism
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It occurs to me, Johnny Cash's a boy named Sue is basically the story of my life
Except for the family drama. And I have an awesome name. Everyone was super jelly growing up.
I guess mostly just the biting and kicking
Except for the family drama. And I have an awesome name. Everyone was super jelly growing up.
I guess mostly just the biting and kicking
July 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It occurs to me, Johnny Cash's a boy named Sue is basically the story of my life
Except for the family drama. And I have an awesome name. Everyone was super jelly growing up.
I guess mostly just the biting and kicking
Except for the family drama. And I have an awesome name. Everyone was super jelly growing up.
I guess mostly just the biting and kicking
Libs are saying the Taylor farms guy paid off Trump to have the FDA say it was a false positive and his lettuce isn't the cause of the trump squirts
Obviously every patriotic maga American isn't going to fall for their lies and they believe this lettuce is perfectly safe
Obviously every patriotic maga American isn't going to fall for their lies and they believe this lettuce is perfectly safe
July 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Libs are saying the Taylor farms guy paid off Trump to have the FDA say it was a false positive and his lettuce isn't the cause of the trump squirts
Obviously every patriotic maga American isn't going to fall for their lies and they believe this lettuce is perfectly safe
Obviously every patriotic maga American isn't going to fall for their lies and they believe this lettuce is perfectly safe
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Why Do We Have A Meeting With HR?
July 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Why Do We Have A Meeting With HR?
In a decisive blow to the Trump agenda both Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell will not be voting for his SAVE America from democracy act
July 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
In a decisive blow to the Trump agenda both Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell will not be voting for his SAVE America from democracy act
They're going to spin him down to separate out the liquids from the heavier solids
Mitch gonna leave this earth the way he lived it: subterfuge
July 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
They're going to spin him down to separate out the liquids from the heavier solids
Breaking: GOP leadership is insisting Mitch McConnell being braindead wouldn't hinder, and would in fact benefit, a republican politician in the implementation of Trump's agenda
July 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Breaking: GOP leadership is insisting Mitch McConnell being braindead wouldn't hinder, and would in fact benefit, a republican politician in the implementation of Trump's agenda
Fun fact, cats can stretch their bodies to fit under pretty much anything if it's heavy and you drop it from way high up
July 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Fun fact, cats can stretch their bodies to fit under pretty much anything if it's heavy and you drop it from way high up