Donald Ham
@donham.bsky.social
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I’m staring my new Parmesan farm tomorrow
August 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I’m staring my new Parmesan farm tomorrow
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the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
June 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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In Wisconsin for a funeral and everyone is really sad, but at least the house we're renting has a little something to lift our spirits
May 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
In Wisconsin for a funeral and everyone is really sad, but at least the house we're renting has a little something to lift our spirits
“My opponent would have you believe that my dear wife of 37 years, Minnie, is a moocher. He’s even gone as low as to say outright that she is a Hoochie Coocher.”
February 24, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“My opponent would have you believe that my dear wife of 37 years, Minnie, is a moocher. He’s even gone as low as to say outright that she is a Hoochie Coocher.”
The atomic bulletin of scientists said its 50 seconds to midnight so I don’t get what the big deal is about NYE
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The atomic bulletin of scientists said its 50 seconds to midnight so I don’t get what the big deal is about NYE
It’s chicken chili time babay
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s chicken chili time babay
My students talked about trump sucking off bill clinton today and I just let it ride.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My students talked about trump sucking off bill clinton today and I just let it ride.
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as of last night joe flacco has more career passing yards than fran tarkenton and has secured a spot in the top 15 all-time
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
as of last night joe flacco has more career passing yards than fran tarkenton and has secured a spot in the top 15 all-time
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There’s a smoldering home mixed with the fog this morning
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
There’s a smoldering home mixed with the fog this morning
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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However, you may not have Gatorade, and while we have plenty of graves none of them are currently the right one for the job. So maybe, if you can, donate anonymously to a group that helps the people harmed by Kirk’s actual life’s work. Feel free to post ‘em!
www.every.org/rivanna-area...
www.every.org/rivanna-area...
Rivanna Area Queer Center (RAQC) | Every.org
The Rivanna Area Queer Center provides a safe refuge for all LGBTQIA+ people
in Charlottesville and the surrounding counties.
www.every.org
September 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
However, you may not have Gatorade, and while we have plenty of graves none of them are currently the right one for the job. So maybe, if you can, donate anonymously to a group that helps the people harmed by Kirk’s actual life’s work. Feel free to post ‘em!
www.every.org/rivanna-area...
www.every.org/rivanna-area...
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My fantasy football team, Taboo Hog Dream, is now 1-0. Go to taboohogdream.gov/creditcardfraud to buy merchandise and sign up for our "Tips on Head Wounds" newsletter.
taboohogdream.gov
September 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
My fantasy football team, Taboo Hog Dream, is now 1-0. Go to taboohogdream.gov/creditcardfraud to buy merchandise and sign up for our "Tips on Head Wounds" newsletter.
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“STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN: I’m gonna get what I want, and that’s the bottom line…’cause Stone Cold said so
AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins
AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins
August 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN: I’m gonna get what I want, and that’s the bottom line…’cause Stone Cold said so
AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins
AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins
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yer mum performed a wellness check on me. she pulled open me drawers to check and said well well well.
August 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
yer mum performed a wellness check on me. she pulled open me drawers to check and said well well well.
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Elmer Fudd you sweet dumb dope you're not made for a life of violence! is it really so shameful, so emasculating to be gentle and kind that you would gladly take in trade endless carnage and humiliation? dynamite and buckshot? ask yourself: do i weawy bewieve my sewf wespect wests within a wabbit?
July 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Elmer Fudd you sweet dumb dope you're not made for a life of violence! is it really so shameful, so emasculating to be gentle and kind that you would gladly take in trade endless carnage and humiliation? dynamite and buckshot? ask yourself: do i weawy bewieve my sewf wespect wests within a wabbit?
Absolutely shredding guitar on the couch because I am just the *exact* right amount of drunk.
July 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Absolutely shredding guitar on the couch because I am just the *exact* right amount of drunk.
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All of you gloating about the Texas floods because they happened in Trump country want to believe that it can’t happen to you. But it can, and likely will, and when it does, other people will fall all over themselves to figure out reasons why *you* had it coming and they don’t
July 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
All of you gloating about the Texas floods because they happened in Trump country want to believe that it can’t happen to you. But it can, and likely will, and when it does, other people will fall all over themselves to figure out reasons why *you* had it coming and they don’t
I am finally ready to drop my “Nanette” take.
June 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I am finally ready to drop my “Nanette” take.
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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
Wonder who taught this dude to read “school abolition theory?”
I’m going viral on the other app because I posted “acab includes teachers” i’m facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven’t read a word of school abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article
March 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wonder who taught this dude to read “school abolition theory?”
