Dread Pirate Cummerbund
@dpcummerbund.bsky.social
Semi-professional librarian. Dread Pirate.
OMG who did he stab
June 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
OMG who did he stab
Imagine waking up tomorrow and learning that everyone in Texas, New York, Florida, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina is dead. That's the level of destruction Trump is threatening to do tonight. This is utter madness.
April 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Imagine waking up tomorrow and learning that everyone in Texas, New York, Florida, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina is dead. That's the level of destruction Trump is threatening to do tonight. This is utter madness.
Photo of the last time I saw some wrinkly old authoritarian dirtbag bragging about how great he is
February 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Photo of the last time I saw some wrinkly old authoritarian dirtbag bragging about how great he is
Weirdest looking bobsled ever
February 17, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Weirdest looking bobsled ever
Probably Dopey. He's not Sleepy, that's taken
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Probably Dopey. He's not Sleepy, that's taken
Too bad Greenland got our TACO truck
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Too bad Greenland got our TACO truck
I've seen that face before
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I've seen that face before
You don't get it, Mark. He didn't SAY it, he DECLARED it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
You don't get it, Mark. He didn't SAY it, he DECLARED it.
I fixed NBC's headline for them
March 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I fixed NBC's headline for them
"No, Officer, I'm not weaving, I'm just drifting horizontally."
February 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
"No, Officer, I'm not weaving, I'm just drifting horizontally."