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Here for the snacks.
#IncludeMeasureSteamNatural

You may think it’s natural, but the steam coming out of my ears has been measured to the exact, appropriate amount.
August 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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I remember a place named Twitter, where valid information could be shared among real people who knew how to be civil, and negativity was more of an exception.

#MyLovelyMemories
August 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Holly loves fucking bunnies¹!
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words
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1. at present they are not declared therapy pets, but that's so easy, as well as, I assume me expensing their🎈🎈🎈!😁
August 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I wish someone would look at me the way my cat looks at my cookie
November 4, 2023 at 8:22 AM
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Happiest of Birthdays to Our Wonderful Jade 🎂

I hope you're having a FANTABULOUS day ❤️

(And if you follow Jade on TwiX, please do wish her a HBD there, as well)

@dreamerroyale.bsky.social
October 23, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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October 23, 2023 at 7:02 AM
My beige flag is that I like you.
October 20, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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I've never believed in anything enough to put a sticker about it on the back of my car.
October 19, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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With Friday the 13th just passed, and Halloween approaching, it's probably a good time to offer this useful guide:
October 15, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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September 7, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Living? In this economy??
October 5, 2023 at 5:44 PM
This app works like proper social media. My posts get no likes because they’re crap, not because they aren’t seen.
October 3, 2023 at 4:07 AM
It’s October 2nd! Time to bring out the Christmas merch! 🎄
October 3, 2023 at 2:54 AM
It’s October! 🎃
October 1, 2023 at 7:38 AM
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My cat said to tell you I don't feed her enough. At least I think that's what she said, it's hard to understand her with her mouth full of cat food.
August 6, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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Strike more
September 27, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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We're getting ready to adopt a new kitten, and I'm determined to avoid the same mistakes I made with my last cat.
September 23, 2023 at 10:11 PM
There goes the neighborhood.
September 23, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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September 19, 2023 at 3:44 AM
She’s guilty, I know it.
September 15, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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A thing my cats don’t need but I want to get them: a cat couch.
September 13, 2023 at 4:52 PM
McDonald’s tastes better when you have to struggle for it.
September 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM